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Nerd; Board, Card, Pencil & Paper Gamer; avid reader; to find me in other places: lnk.bio/JaymesRS

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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump has been hanging out with Other Mother?
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Theres always a relevant XKCD topic. In this case, XKCD 927. imgs.xkcd.com/comics/stand...
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
May I suggest a tune that allows you to skip the rhyme?
“Minimally Invasive Bunion Surgery” but in the form of the Ninja Turtles logo.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Hammer or Nothammer, that is the question…
An emergency hammer on the TGV labeled: - - Marteau brise-vitre
- Emergency hammer
- Nothammer
- Martillo rompecristales
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Is it still ok to send unsolicited dik-dik pics though?
A photo of an African Dik-dik. A small member of the deer family.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Post an image from a game you played as a teenager.
DragonStrike was a game made by TSR and was a variant very early dungeons and dragons. Fun fact, one of the American gladiators was in the VHS that taught you how to play.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I’m nom nom…
A modified version of the clod map that adds a giant craft eyeball
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
There’s a Minnesota specific flavor of the flag that seems appropriate.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
From a Twin Cities Facebook group:
A flag with a loon colored in the dark and light blue of the redesigned Minnesota flag. The loon has a 8 pointed star on its chest like the one on the redesigned MN flag as well. The loon is looking up with a red laser beam coming out of its eye, this has just severed the head of a snake in the style of the Gadsen flag, its body limply hanging from the loon’s beak with smoke whipping from the severed neck its head on the ground with crossed out eyes. Text at the bottom says “DONT TREAD ON US”
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Harbor Freight has a Portnoy sized hammer for $4 if he’s gonna choke up on it that much.
A stubby hammer
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Non-GMO Salt.
A McCormick Sea Salt grinder with a label that says it’s non-GMO; for those unaware, salt has no genes to modify.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Hey #Booksky, like I promised here is a fun Book Bingo to join in for the year: lemmy.world/post/28953205 We try to make it inclusive both in genre and story perspectives. We’d love it if you’d consider joining us! We also have a challenge on StoryGraph challenge associated with it too.
2025 c/Books@Lemmy.World Bingo card

Squares left to right and top to bottom by row:
**Number in the Title**
**Author from a Different Continent**
**Featured Creature**
**Minority Author**
**Now a Major Motion Picture**
**Independent Author**
**Set in War**
**Orange Crush**
**Short and Sweet**
**Banned Book**
**Mythology or Legend as Important to Plot**
**Title: [X] of [Y]**
**FREE SPACE - Off Your TBR Pile**
**LGBTQIA+ Lead**
**Saddle Up**
**New Release**
**Alliterative Title**
**Judge A Book By Its Cover**
**Award Winner**
**Gamble, Game, or Contest**
**Steppin' Up!**
**Political**
**Late to the Party**
**Cozy Read**
**Jerk with a Heart of Gold**
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Samantha looking her most dapper after a haircut in February.
Samantha, a 5lb Yorkie-Poodle mix at the groomers. She’s wearing a red handkerchief around her neck with stylistic reindeer and white stars.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Herb Alpert eyeing a follow up album.
The cover of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass album, “Whipped Cream and other Delights” featuring a woman covered in whipped cream holding a pink rose in one hand and the other one seductively by her lips seemingly preparing to lick some of the whipped cream off.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
If you’re in the Midwest you already know what Tator Tots and (insert Fast Food taco place) is. They are Potato Olés at Taco John’s and they are delicious.
A dish of potato olés from taco John’s. They are spiced fried potato rounds.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 21 (Bonus): Liberiomancer by @jimchines.bsky.social #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge
The cover of Libriomancer by Jim C. Hines radiates magical energy. At its center, a young man with intense focus wields a glowing sword emerging from a book, its energy spilling forth in swirling green and golden hues. Behind him, a towering library packed with books looms in soft, warm light, emphasizing the mystical connection to knowledge. The title, “Libriomancer,” arcs across the top in bold, ornate gold lettering, paired with the subtitle, “Magic Ex Libris: Book One,” subtly placed to the left. The author’s name is displayed at the bottom in a matching gold hue, completing the enchanting design.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 20: The 7½ Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle by Stuart Turton #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge
The cover of The 7½ Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle by Stuart Turton exudes an air of mystery and sophistication. Gold geometric patterns frame the title on a sleek black background, evoking an art deco style. Red diamond-shaped icons, including a chess piece, a revolver, a poison bottle, and a pocket watch, hint at key elements of the plot. Above the title, Sophie Hannah praises the book as “utterly original and unique,” while the author’s name in bold red underscores the intrigue. The design conveys a complex, suspenseful, and elegantly crafted story.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 19: Code Name Verity by Elizabeth E. Wein #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge
The cover of Code Name Verity by Elizabeth Wein is haunting and evocative. A silhouette of a woman is set against a textured, gray background, her face partially obscured as she holds a red rose. A vintage WWII airplane flies above her head, trailing smoke or fire that blurs into the sky. The title is split into two fonts: “Code Name” appears in bold, typewriter-style print, while “Verity” is elegantly handwritten and circled in red, like a piece of classified information. The tagline, “I have told the truth,” adds intrigue, hinting at themes of confession and secrecy.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 18: The Lies of Locke Lamora by @scottlynch78.bsky.social #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge
The cover of The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch depicts an intricately designed fantasy city at night, illuminated by golden lights. In the foreground, a group of shadowy figures crosses a detailed arched bridge with ornate railings, hinting at a heist or covert operation. Below, churning waves crash against the bridge, with a lone figure rowing a small boat amidst the tumult. The backdrop showcases domed towers and spires under a starlit sky, with a faint full moon casting a mysterious glow. The text is bold and elegant, complementing the dramatic and adventurous ambiance.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day, no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 17: The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, The Vampire Accountant by @drewhayesnovels.bsky.social #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge
The cover of The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant by Drew Hayes features a vintage ledger background with handwritten financial entries, emphasizing the protagonist’s mundane profession. The title appears in bold white text on black rectangles, stacked across the page, resembling old label maker strips and adding a bureaucratic, humorous tone.

In the bottom right corner, a torn piece of brown paper, clipped to the ledger with a metal paperclip, displays the author’s name in an elegant handwritten script. Splashes of deep red blood beneath the paper disrupt the orderly page, hinting at the vampire theme and the contrast between routine and supernatural. The design humorously blends the mundane and macabre, reflecting the story’s premise.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 16: The Rook by @danielomalley.bsky.social #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge bsky.app/profile/danielomalley.bsky…
The cover of The Rook by Daniel O’Malley features a striking red background dominated by bold, white text. At the top, the tagline reads, “On Her Majesty’s Supernatural Secret Service,” setting the tone for intrigue and fantasy. The title, The Rook, appears in large, clean block letters centered on the page. Below it, a review from Time describes the book as “utterly convincing and engrossing—totally thought-through and frequently hilarious.”

The lower half showcases a heraldic crest divided into four quadrants: a teapot, a castle rook, a tentacled creature, and a rabbit. The crest is topped with a crown and flanked by two detailed lions, all in white, giving a sense of regality mixed with whimsy. Beneath the crest, the author’s name, “Daniel O’Malley,” is displayed in bold white letters. The overall design is minimalist yet impactful, drawing attention with its high-contrast red-and-white theme and subtle hints of the book’s quirky and supernatural themes.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 15: A Wizard of Earthsea by @ursulakleguin.bsky.social #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge
The cover of A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K. Le Guin features a vivid fantasy illustration. At the top, white text announces, “Volume One of the Magnificent High Fantasy Classic, The Earthsea Trilogy,” followed by “Over Three Million Copies in Print.” The title and author’s name appear in bold, medieval-style white font.

Below, a young wizard stands on a small wooden sailboat in a stormy, magical sea. He wears a flowing blue cloak with gold streaks and holds a gnarled wooden staff, casting a spell with a focused expression. Ethereal creatures and glowing magical swirls rise from the water around him, adding mystery. The sky is dark and turbulent, enhancing the dramatic and otherworldly atmosphere. The intricate details and earthy tones immerse the viewer in the story’s magical world.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
@blueskyroast.bsky.social makes me sound a whole lot more interesting than I am… (source: blueskyroast.com/roast/jaymes...)
My profile from https://blueskyroast.com/roast/jaymesrs.bsky.social. It describes me as “A Bookish Political Satirist of Bluesky”

“A wizard with words, Jaymes wields books ano biting commentary like a true bard of our times.”

“Enigmatic nerd energy meets political sniper in this delightful digital realm.”

85% Authenticity
75% Thought Leader

Key Topics:
- 90% Books
- 85% Politics
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Inspired by the one from r/Fantasy on Reddit, a book group I’m on on a different Reddit-like site created one earlier this year. We also have a storygraph challenge to go along with it. app.thestorygraph.com/reading_chal...
A book bingo card. A complete breakdown of the squares is at the link.  It’s too long to add to the description text.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 14: Kaiju Preservation Society by @Scalzi.com #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge
The cover of The Kaiju Preservation Society by John Scalzi is designed to resemble a worn, dirtied ID badge with a metal clip at the top. The badge’s background is white but smudged with grime, and a dark red blood smear appears in the upper-right corner. The title, The Kaiju Preservation Society, is in bold, uppercase black text, with “John Scalzi” in contrasting bright blue, also bold and large. Within the “A” of “Kaiju” there appears to be a tail with an arrowhead shaped silhouette at the tip and the “A” of “Scalzi” contains a small silhouette of a mushroom cloud, adding an ominous touch. Below the title, it states “New York Times Bestselling Author” in smaller black text. At the very bottom, a quote by Joe Hill reads: “John Scalzi is the most entertaining, accessible writer working in SF today.” The badge lies against a natural forest floor background with green leaves and pine needles, hinting at an outdoor, adventurous theme.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 13: The Princess Bride by William Goldman #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge
The cover of The Princess Bride by William Goldman features a classic, romantic design. At the top, text in elegant white serif font reads: “S. Morgenstern’s Classic Tale of True Love & High Adventure.” Below, an oval-shaped illustration shows two characters. A blonde woman in a flowing dress looks determined, leaning slightly against a masked man in dark clothing holding a sword, both standing on rocky terrain with cliffs and a cloudy sky in the background. Behind them are faint, heroic figures of a giant and a swordsman. The title, The Princess Bride, is centered in large white text. The author’s name, William Goldman, is at the bottom in gold text, with a note indicating the book is illustrated by Michael Manomivibul. The background is rich blue with ornate gold filigree along the borders, adding a timeless, fairy-tale aesthetic.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 12: Ishmael by Daniel Quinn #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge
The cover of Ishmael: A Novel by Daniel Quinn features a minimalist design. At the top, a New York Times Book Review quote reads: “A thoughtful, fearlessly low-key novel about the role of our species on the planet… laid out for us with an originality and a clarity that few would deny.” Below, the title Ishmael is written in bold, large, red uppercase letters. Underneath, the words “A Novel” are in smaller, italicized text. The central image shows a green leafy branch against a warm, circular gradient background resembling a sunset. A gold badge on the right corner marks it as the “25th Anniversary Edition.” At the bottom, the author’s name, Daniel Quinn, appears prominently, with a note underneath mentioning he is the author of The Story of B and a foreword by him included. The overall color scheme is earthy and warm.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 11: 11. Pigs Don’t Fly by Mary Brown #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge
The cover of Pigs Don’t Fly by Mary Brown captures an intriguing medieval fantasy vibe. The artwork portrays a whimsical and slightly surreal scene with a curly haired blond woman leading a horse burdened with odd companions, including a winged pig and a tortoise. A man dressed in rustic attire, his eyes covered in a bandage holds the horse’s tail, and a dog follows closely beside, a bird flies above them all. The background features ornate architectural columns, adding a sense of grandeur to the setting. The title is prominently displayed on a scroll-like banner, with the bold red text contrasting beautifully against the parchment-like backdrop. The cover’s playful yet fantastical elements suggest an imaginative and unique story ahead.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 10: Magician: Apprentice (& Magician: Master) by @refeist.bsky.social (Was 1 book, split on reissue) #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge
The cover of Magician: Apprentice by Raymond E. Feist features a bold, dramatic design. The top showcases the author’s name in large, golden letters against a black background, emphasizing his prominence. Below, a striking red illustration depicts two figures: a young man in a flowing cape holding a staff and an older magician casting a spell, with energy radiating from his hand in a circular, fiery design. The title appears at the bottom in gold capital letters, with a subtitle noting it as “The Author’s Preferred Edition.” The clean black background and vivid red and gold elements give the cover a timeless, classic fantasy feel.The cover of Magician: Master by Raymond E. Feist features a bold and vivid design. The background is a rich gold, with the author’s name prominently displayed in large, black capital letters at the top. Below, a striking red silhouette illustrates a lone figure standing confidently amidst swirling flames, holding a sword in one hand. The fiery imagery conveys power and transformation. The title is written in bold black capital letters at the bottom, accompanied by the subtitle, “The Author’s Preferred Edition.” The dramatic use of red, gold, and black emphasizes the book’s epic and intense fantasy themes.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 9: The Thief by Megan Whalen Turner #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge
The cover of The Thief by Megan Whalen Turner features a striking blend of minimalism and intricate detail. The title stands out in bold, metallic silver letters against a textured black background veined with glowing teal lines, giving it a mysterious, marble-like appearance. Below, a stylized landscape depicts sharp, angular hills lined with rows of white, triangular trees. In the center, a bridge arches over a dark river, leading to a small fortified tower. Tiny figures are scattered throughout: two engaged in a sword fight, one walking near a tree, and another gazing across the hills, adding a sense of story and scale. Above the title, a golden crown and elegant font hint at royalty and intrigue.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 8: A Prayer for the Crown-Shy by Becky Chambers #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge
The cover of A Prayer for the Crown-Shy by Becky Chambers features a vibrant, whimsical landscape. The foreground showcases a winding path cutting through lush, rolling green hills dotted with orange flowers. To the right, a cart with an intricate wooden cabin on top is being pulled a someone driving a vehicle with one wheel .  The whole wagon looks like a fancy tricycle The background is filled with towering, futuristic trees with dome-like canopies resembling glass terrariums, filled with geometric greenery. Above, leafy branches stretch across the warm orange sky, creating a serene, dreamlike atmosphere. The title is bold, dark blue, and spans much of the artwork.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 7: Changes by Jim Butcher #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge
The image shows the cover of the book Changes by Jim Butcher, part of The Dresden Files series. A rugged man in a long black coat and wide-brimmed hat stands confidently, holding a staff carved with glowing red runes. His stance is strong, looking off to the side with a determined expression. Behind him is a dramatic, ominous setting: a large ancient pyramid, reminiscent of Mayan or Aztec temples, lit by firelight with smoke rising. The background is hazy and golden, evoking a mystical and dangerous atmosphere. Skulls and bones are scattered in the foreground, hinting at peril. At the top, text reads, “#1 New York Times Bestseller” and prominently displays “Jim Butcher.” Below, a quote praises the protagonist, Harry Dresden, as a “best-written supernatural detective.”
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 6: All Systems Red by @marthawells.com #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge
A robotic humanoid looks out from the cover, its face obscured by a helmet.  The background appears to be exotic foliage.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 5: Paladin’s Grace by @tkingfisher.com #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge
An artful cover with a sword, white rat, gnole, book, poison, and knitting equipment. “WHEN A GOD DIES WHO GETS LEFT BEHIND?” is featured at the top.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 4: Legends and Lattes by @travisbaldree.bsky.social #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge
Two feminine characters behind a counter around them are by coffee shop items. On the right is a tall Orc and to her left is a smaller pink Tiefling.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 3: This Quest is Broken! by J.P. Valentine #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge
The cover for the book This Quest is Broken by JP Valentine. The tip of a sword has been stabbed into a small cairn of rocks and stands upright.  Two figures walk into the distance along a path away from the sword in the foreground.  A wooded area appears at the edge of the horizon.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 2: The Boy Who Reversed Himself by William Sleator #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge
The cover for the book The Boy Who Reversed Himself. It features the head of a young teen girl and what appears to be her reflection and directly below it the face of a young g teen boy with his face reflected as well.  The reflections slightly overlap the edge of the normal faces.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 1: The Library at Mount Char by Scott Hawkins #books💙📚 #BookSky #BookChallenge
The books cover features pages with a hole burned into it, the edges ashen.  There is a house in silhouette in the center with lights on.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The Quest. Reality TV competition meets Larp. Only got one season, could have done more with building a classic RPG team and doing a final season quest.
3 reality show competitors look into the distance in a fantasy medieval setting.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Literally as I’m reading this… My guess is a bug or backend issue due to user spikes.
Kelly Barnhill’s post with “⚠️Invalid Handle”next to it.
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
A man pointing to a CRT computer monitor with the text, “THIS LOOKS SHOPPED
I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.”
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Congratulations on being one of “today’s” 10,000! There are many fine options, and it’s a hardy food for sustaining us on colder months in the Midwest often using cold storage friendly or preserved & canned items, similar to the way we think of fall as soup weather. imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ten_t...
An xkcd webcomic that suggests that “…for each thing "everyone knows" by the time they're adults, every day there are, on average, 10,000 people in the us hearing about it for the first time. & If [we] make fun of people, [we] train them not to tell [us] when they have those moments [so we] miss out on the fun.”
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Jaymes @jaymesrs.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
When A&W opened a restaurant in our mall they even misspelled their own sign.
A sign from A&W Rootbeer that says: “Made Fresh in Mankota, MN”
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