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Jayknowzz

@jayknowzz.bsky.social
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I'm a 26 year old college student. Writer (more of a hobby) and speaker of the bull***t Pronouns: 'He' because I'm HIM

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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I want politics to be about a better everyday life. Here's what that can look like:
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
MUST WATCH: Musk admits to spreading misinformation and treats it like a game—except real lives are the stakes. Q: “You said $50 million in condoms were sent to Hamas. That wasn’t true.” Musk: “Some things I say will be incorrect.”
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
All ultra wealthy people stand weird. It's like the weight of their sins cripples their posture
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I am- and I cannot stress this enough- stressed enough
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Bro I stg the cockroach was standing 😭😭😭😭
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
LMAO! I've only had bad roommates from one specific country and I know not to think in a specific way about it. But!!!!!!!
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unshakable.confidence @handle.invalid · 01/01/2025
If you don’t brush your teeth at least twice a day you’re wrong.
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Me:This fish thinks it's getting off easily on my watch? I have the bait of all baits waiting to catch it. The king of baits if you will. Might even call it a MASTERBAIT! The fish:
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
This dude took his shirt off and now the whole room reeks First time I've seen him going to take a shower Someone shoot me
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I don't know about that one, chief
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
#Christmas is just a week away. Oh wow!
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
"Never die" as like the exclamation to a compliment fries me every time 😭😭😭😭😂
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Vampire saga is over!
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Hi, my namz william the werewolf. Just fownd a fon nxt to a sizzling body outside so the ovious thing I did was take it, not ask questions and jst strt posti- SQUIRREL!!! False alarm...it was simply a Quarrel. Something about the similar spellings makes me confuse arguing with small mammals 🤓
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Screw this! If I can walk around with moonlight which is basically sunlight then I can walk around in sunlight. Science, bitch!
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Date over! Bitch asked me if my "suck dial" is set to high, especially when she's on her period.
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Fuck politics! Ya boi, got a date! She's so pale that she looks like she could get sunburned by moonlight. I think she's the one!
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Count Dracula, I swear if you sign this inviting bullshit into law I'll shit in your coffin. Blood poop, bitch!
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I just saw the news. Apparently Dracula says we gotta GET INVITED INTO A HOUSE to GET IN?
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Update: At the doctor's (witch doctor). Apparently the burglar had three and a half STDs. Fuck!
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Update: I didn't mean it like that. Stop texting me to come suck you. Y'all are sick!
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Update: The burglar has been sucked dry
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
About to suck the blood of some burglar. #keepingthecommunitysafe
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Werewolves get a silver bullet and we get a stick, garlic, and pedophile bottled water? Tf!?
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
BTW I met a werewolf last week. He's human right now because it isn't a full moon, and now I finally get the name. Dude's gonna turn into a "bewolf". And if he turns now he'll be an "iswolf". I'm so smart #blablabla
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Wait...if someone can bounce sunlight off a mirror and it kills me, how tf doesn't the moon do the same if it's technically reflecting sunlight? Am I missing something? Apart from vitamin D
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
It's nighttime now. About to take a float round the neighborhood.
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Good morning to everyone. Except the sun. Fuck that guy
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Yeah actually
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Focus on the wants and skills of each child. Teach everyone math but if Lil Jimmy likes math and wants to be an engineer, make it his main subject as opposed to Greg who loves art.
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Probably COVID.
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
1) Don't be a cunt 2) Treat stupidity with the same scrutiny as you do with evil 3) Strive for equality and equity
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
The moon moves about 5cm away from the earth every year
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Making sounds with every physical action. Even putting my shoes on LMAO
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
In modern life I think searching for information is definitely a skill that needs to be taught. Where to get information and how to search for it without using biased language that leads you to what you want instead of what's needed.
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I'd shoot everyone's big toe
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Hate when this happens
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Dr. Dank @bongripper5000.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
When i go into to the grocery and they changed the layout of the store
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keke. @fvckmsj.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
the way everybody irritates me
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I'm sorry but my roommate's a dumb сunt that sleeps in jeans every night Glad he's moving out.
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
So, in #arcane, if two people with magic sleep together...is it called hexsex?
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Imagine humans with zombie powers Bite a cat and that mf starts doing taxes
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Just realized I'm about to hit my own life's season 2 finale The plot twists bout to go crazy
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
12/10 series. My God!
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Nobody check up on me I'm checking myself into therapy for the heartache #arcane has bestowed upon me
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I'm not crying I'm fucking sobbing!
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired Playing with my emotions like they're a fucking frisbee
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I just finished #arcane and I am NOT ok!
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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Hopefully so. Humans are the aliens in movies that take over other planets. For their sake they better not exist
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