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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

All ultra wealthy people stand weird. It's like the weight of their sins cripples their posture

Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Me:This fish thinks it's getting off easily on my watch? I have the bait of all baits waiting to catch it. The king of baits if you will. Might even call it a MASTERBAIT! The fish:

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Count Dracula, I swear if you sign this inviting bullshit into law I'll shit in your coffin. Blood poop, bitch!

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

I just saw the news. Apparently Dracula says we gotta GET INVITED INTO A HOUSE to GET IN?

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Mine's a lil old LoL. Definitely need a new one

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Let it be known...TikTok is against consenting adults doing adult things

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Zuko did one good deed and had mental and physical malaria LMAO This mf so dramatic 😭😭😭 "The father lord" "That's ruff buddy" He's low-key the funniest on the show 😂

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

bout to start reading this. I'll either come back relatively unchanged or a few CEOs better start wearing vests

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Someone's breath stinks and it ain't mine

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I don't know...That CEO's back was a little threatening. Can't people defend themselves anymore?

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

We had a farm once. One time the roosters took over the duck house. Talk about a chicken coop

A picture of me looking like your next summer romance

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

If this doesn't work I'm going to have a looooooooooooong day today

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I hate a mf that's funny and knows they're funny

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

When I was like 13-14 and my balls dropped I legitimately thought I got testicular cancer. Decided not to tell anyone because I knew we didn't have enough money to treat me.

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Speaking of Courage the cowardly Dog What in the ghastly ghouly shenanigans was this mess of a non melanated preposterous poltergeist!? Scared tf out of the third turd in my colon!

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Moms be getting up like they just heard the trumpets from revelations when you wake em up. Talking bout some

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

I don't take the "Cartoons are woke now" crowd seriously because if Avatar the last Airbender was made today they'd say "Toph is unrealistic and claim it's pushing an agenda of making women more masculine" LMAO

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Wondering if there are any "Epic: The Musical" fans here #epic #musical

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Spookie Coochie by Doechii was the first track I heard from her. Played that shit loudly in the office at my former job. Got stares the entire time and I stayed looking at my computer like

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I may not look it but I judge all of y'all

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

This song hits me harder than cheap whiskey

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Am I about to fall in love two years in a row? LMAO Back to back!

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I hate texting my mom. She be sending emojis all willy nilly

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Bro...It was just fireworks. They're celebrating Christmas in the middle of an apocalypse

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Apparently we don't shit either?...Where does it all go then? Is there no manual? Can I switch and become a vampire instead? Bro!

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

What do you mean zombies can't sleep!? Tf am I supposed to do all night now?

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Wait I just realized...If I bit my granny and turned her into a zombie...That makes me her dad. So am I my own great grandpa? #zombie #zombierights #zombielefts #zombieambidextrous

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

I'm chasing some kids down some street and the one on a wheelchair just shouted "it's a walker! He can't catch up" I know good and damn well he ain't talking

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

I bit some dude a few minutes ago and I've been outside the house he ran into (obviously wanting to chomp some more). I just heard this mf say to his three kids "of course I didn't get bit"

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Jayknowzz @jayknowzz.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Should've told em to conduct their eyes elsewhere