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Jayjayjjetplane

@jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social
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Photographer: I take pictures of where I live & where I wander 📸 A left-handed Leftie, I love David Lynch, reading sci-fi / fantasy & I adore poached eggs on toast. 💜Aston Villa F.C.💙

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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Burnt offerings
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sorry I’m stuck on floor 13 in the mirrored lift of doom
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brum interregnum. Off on our holibobs later ✈️ I leave you with a set of images taken at the weekend during a glisteningly wet walk around Brumtown ☔️📸 Ta-ra a bit Bab 🖖🏻🤩
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you grow it in a pot with some protection you’ll hopefully be okay. I planted mine beside our pond, it grew fantastically well, flowering terrifically until the slugs found it 🙁
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Noice! I used to have a deep purple version but it got scoffed by the local slugs 🐌
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That second one looks like a perennial Lobelia 🤩
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hopefully his first name isn’t Richard…
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The wind is whistling through the stadium, over to you Terry 🤪 Did you ever mod the players? We had two called Teeny Tiny (Babangida, rapid but about 3ft tall) & The Giant (Kanu crossed with the Hulk) in the Nigerian squad, they were utterly brilliant & hilarious to play as 🤣
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thank you so much my friend, I deeply appreciate your insight, definitely keeping an eye on the diet side. Lived experience teaches you so much more than straightforward medical advice. I think more than anything else I need answers, at the moment it just feels inexplicable with no end in sight 🫪
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Urticaria or Chronic Hives, is a skin condition that I seem to be afflicted with now. The attached photos tell the story of how Utricaria has affected me so far. I decided to write a diary about it because I’m bored and feel like writing this down gives me some control of the narrative 🙂
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I remember how excited Big Ron was when he brought in almost an entire team’s of recruits (and that famous photo) back in 91 (?). All of them (except Paul Mortimer) went on to be club legends. Unai Emery’s demeanour reminds me of the twinkle in Big Ron’s eye. He’s excited by what he’s got cooking
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
York: After Dark Last week Sue & I visited York to see our youngest & do a bit of sightseeing. On our last night I went for a wander around the old town. The streets are different after dark, strange & uncertain, the shadows uncanny with dark possibilities. I made these images along the way 🤓
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Loud Noises Meme
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
M1 Fupping typical, off to York with @suemasonburns for a few days and, just fluffing look at it! 🤣⛈️🌧️🌧️⛈️🌧️🦄💧🌧️
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Metro Brum isn’t blessed with an iconic mass transit network like some places. However, our Tram system is slowly growing and during 2026 I’ve found myself lingering along the city route, intrigued by what images I can make. It’s kinda crept up on me, but it’s becoming a full blown project 📸🤓
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Science Fiction. When I started out in photography (2017/18) my motivations were relatively simple. Capturing the world around me as I saw it. Fast forward to now and I find those motivations rather different. Now I’m making images of a fictional world that I’ve imagined 🤩📸
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
They say change is good & that #avfc are due for an overhaul but, this stings! Players we’ve grown to love deserting us. Our first home game is gonna be weird, an unrecognisable team playing in a building site in front of thousands of discombobulated fans. Istanbul feels like a lifetime ago 😔
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
First home game will be interesting…. An unrecognisable team playing in a building site stadium in front of thousands of discombobulated fans.
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
🤣
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Poirot Hercule Poirot
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I love my Tilley hat, but @suemasonburns.bsky.social thinks it’s hatching evil plans 🤣🤣🤣
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“Introspective” still sounds epic 38 years later 🤓
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Surrealist impressions Back in the day, my gateway drug into the arts were the surreal paintings of Rene Magritte and soft swirling drama of J.M.W.Turner. Decades later, here I am dragging my camera shutter in the hope of capturing something weirdly elemental on the streets of Brum 🤓
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Backrooms Kane Pixels
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Duran Duran?
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Thanks Man, it’s really refreshing to hear other people’s reactions and perspectives (rather than my own 🙃) 🤩👊🏼
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What a horrible day that was! Villa fans were all like this 🥺
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Vincent Vega Confused
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Birmingham, recently. I’m on a social media cleanse right now. Sharing less but trying to make what I do share more meaningful (whatever that means!) My images were all snapped in the relatively small area of Southside, Birmingham. It’s become my beat, the area I like to patrol, a favourite haunt 📸
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
youtu.be/tWkmYraB3Rs?...
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The Fast Show - "Channel9" part1
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Heralds of the Dawn. The Summer Solstice at Stonehenge is one of the most beautiful experiences I’ve ever had. Just before dawn, the surrounding fields filled with rolling mists. And from within, eldritch figures emerged, heralds welcoming the dawn. Turned out they were locals 🤣 Stonehenge, 2026.
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Ahhh yes, ‘Great Yarmouth’, which of course is derived from old English for ‘crap hole’
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hoisted by their own r’tard 🤪
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Tenby, after hours. Whilst on holiday in Tenby, South Wales, I made a few images around the town after dark. I’d forgotten how empty these places get post 11pm. We’re so used to cities being 24/7 places. In the real world, closing time really means closing, and the places empty of people.
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy: Glass Case of Emotion
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
£1000s for group stage tickets, players frog-marched in & out of the country, fans threatened with ejection from games for displaying their country’s flags, match & team officials denied entry to the US. FIFA meanwhile laps up the money & tells the world that this is the greatest World Cup ever.
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I love you 😍 30 years today 🙏🏻@suemasonburns.bsky.social
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The liquid fertiliser incident
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Lineker’s hat trick v Poland 🙏🏻
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Mists rolling in from the Sea. On holiday with @suemasonburns.bsky.social to celebrate our 30th wedding anniversary. The weather has been mostly meh, but today we have been treated to waves of sea mist. Crowds have flocked to the sea front to watch the town disappearing before their eyes 👀
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Too soon? 🤣
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I also know a little German. He’s sitting over there.
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Soldier Answers Top Secret Big Phone
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Je m’appelle Deja-vu. On se connaît, monsieur?
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Deja Vu Top Secret: Beret Man
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Barcelona under the lights at Villa Park would be Cruyff-level special 😍
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
So proud of the Villa today, what a team we’ve become under Unai Emery 🤩
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Bro Is Cooked Ur Cooked
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My mind wandered a little
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Soft Cell. Ultravox. The Specials. OMD several times! Stranglers. INXS. Erasure. Neneh Cherry. Tanita Tikaram. Aswad. U2. Julie Cruise. Kraftwerk. Texas (with Bobby Womack) Bloc Party. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Hot Chip. Beach House. Ulrich Schnauss. Kate Rusby. Agnes Obel. Human League. Etc etc etc 🤪
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Dreaming in Claret & Blue 😍 Representing the Villa at work today, I am alternating between immense optimism and then plunging depths of nervousness. All we can do now is Believe! Come on you Villa Boys, bring it home! Up the Villa!
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Methinks you protest too much 🍑
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Bum bum is much more satisfying to say 🤣
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Jayjayjjetplane @jayjayjjetplane.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I suspect Hincapie’s arse will shortly be a meme 🤪
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