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Jay Fountain Au

@jayfountain.bsky.social
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TTRPG Games designer, failed writer, adequate husband, doggy daddy. Meat vehicle for various gut bacteria. Autistic. Atheist. (He/Him) Former film reviewer at Fangirl Magazine. F*ck Cancer. "You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal"

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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Please, hide those brake cables"
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did you actually see it? The entire last season is utter garbage, it makes no sense, and it known to be one of the biggest disappointments in TV. If you like it, that's fine. I thought it was terrible, and so do many other people. I won't be replying on this thread again, I'm too ill.
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Because they were so bad, ill-thought out, rushed and nonsensical.
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lost. It made me actually angry it ended that way. Evil. Same reason.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hegseth to his new, buff, manly, oiled up, buff men troops
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#HorrorWritersChat Q2: I often use music and lyrics as jumping off points for my horror stories. So much so that I frequently spend more time curating a playlist for a story than writing the story itself.
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For the #HorrorWritersChat I'm John. I write short cosmic and body horror, trying to balance the creep and eek factors. Answer to Q1: I listen to goth, darkwave, and metal, but frequently just have white noise playing when I write so I can concentrate.
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm pushing my substack at the moment, trying to get back into writing after depression and cancer. Currently doing The Unspeakable Challenge (31 lovecraftian films in 31 days) and I'm posting one per day. jayellefsonthewriter.substack.com/p/the-unspea...
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The Unspeakable Challenge Begins
Will you rise to the challenge?
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Pyrolux Aemilius @pyrolux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I won the lottery, there would be signs: + I'd be commissioning the indie artists I follow who are struggling + I'd be backing so many small KS campaigns for indie artists & indie TTRPG + I'd be helping friends when their pets suddenly had emergencies or someone needed groceries
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nearly time
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You are not an "AI author" You are not an author. What you are is a lazy plagiarist who should go live in the sea.
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have a guess at how well I'm sleeping... jayellefsonthewriter.substack.com/p/another-po...
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Another Poisoned Day
Another Poisoned Day
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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me: [depressed] Dog: [drops ball in my lap] Hey, throw this for me Me: Ok Dog: [fetches ball] HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME DO IT AGAIN Me: [feels much better]
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's nearly that time of year where Rudy Guliani gets a sad little erection as he remembers the last time he was actually relevant. Then he utterly forgets what he was thinking about, suddenly remembers he's a cousin-fucker, and starts leaking from the head in front of another landscaping firm.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@ragingpencils.bsky.social
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I've heard the Dungeon Crawler Carl RPG is good, but haven't played it yet.
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Because it is an AI scambot, I think.
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mathew Baynton should be the next Dr Who. I will be taking no questions.
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Describe your music taste with only three artists. No genres allowed! 1. Bolt Thrower 2. Clan of Xymox 3. The Darkest of The Hillside Thickets
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hello, I'm drowning, squashed by a car, and cancer. Nice to meet you.
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fuck you, Clacton.
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#bluesky #electionlaws #uk #clacton Bluesky trends Farage winning before the election has taken place.
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Insane that the British Firework Championship is going ahead today, considering the entire country is basically a bonfire waiting to be lit. #britishfireworkchampionship #wildfires
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“The moral of the story is Stephen Miller is a terrible neighbor, on a mission to take away our first amendment rights.” From @FriendsofUSAID: www.instagram.com/reel/Da_jjeu...
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My dog also does this. There must have been a how-to guide passed around the pet world.
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
WHO JUST TOUCHED THE SACRED BOOTY?! #Cat #Caturday #Catsofbluesky #LifuX
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Great. Thanks. Now I'm crying. Thanks for that.
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Barbara Rybolt 🐸 @barbararybolt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#ProudBlue #Defend If you haven’t watched “Glory” do it now. It’s about the 54th Mass. Volunteer Infantry in 1863 - the first all Black unit in the Civil War. The Zinn Education Project calls it “the most powerful and historically accurate movie” about the Civil War. Hard to watch, but we should.
SPECIAL EDITION
WINNER OF THREE
1989
ACADEMY AWARDS**
MATTHEW BRODERICK
DENZEL WASHINGTON 
MORGAN FREEMAN

GLORY
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This is what you need to see, given the state of the world.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dog’s reaction when he realizes his sister was adopted into the same home. Original post
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Firefighter rescued the kitten but the kitten stole his heart ❤️
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
still not sure what their explanation is for not answering this question
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
god i hope not.
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
First season, not so great, but it just kept getting better and better.
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Is cunt his middle name?
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 07/07/2026
excuse me but are you aware of Lennu, the Finnish president's dog...
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Oh my god HOME RUN
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Stroobie ❖ @ DETOUR MILE 04 @stroobie.com · 02/07/2026
If buying is not owning than piracy isn’t theft. Im not spending shit tons of money in a console so I can spend shit tons of money in digital games you can deprecate at any time. There’s a reason I only play indie anymore and buy off GOG
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You're going to love this.
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Clarence Thomas says the 14th Amendment should be read narrowly because it was written for formerly enslaved people. By that logic, the 2nd Amendment was written for muskets, not AR-15s. Funny how that kind of originalism only shows up when it's convenient.
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A genius, sure, sure.
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Accurate.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
WE’LL SEE ABOUT THAT
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minus8 archive🔞 @chtkghk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
copy protecting your game with Denuvo: ✋😒 copy protecting your game by making pirated versions spawn an unkillable enemy or softlock 3-5 hours into the game: 👈😀
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Warren Oates @warrenoates1.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It is amazing how much non-verbal acting goes on in Star Trek: TNG. One can assume the script says this or that, but there can be seconds upon seconds of silence, facial expressions & movement that likely were not dictated in the scripts. Likely an impact of the classically train Patrick Stewart.
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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I really struggle when closed captioning is not available. I think a big part of it is that the sound mixing on shows/movies really sucks.
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Jay Fountain Au @jayfountain.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
when an adorable nerd gets schooled by another adorable nerd, everyone wins.
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