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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hell yeah, take me to Cougar Canopy in the Cougar Woodlands.
Screenshot of Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave
Townsperson: In the heart of the Cougar Woodlands lies the Cougar Canopy.Screenshot from Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave
In game notification: You heard about materials to be found at Cougar Canopy.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was invited to a survey from Nintendo about Fortune's Weave. I left some important feedback.
Question: This is the last question. If you have any other comments about Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave, or Fire Emblem games in general, please enter them here. In any case, please use the button below to submit your answers.
My response: Please localise Fire Emblem: New Mystery of the Emblem!
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sending some important feedback to Nintendo about Fire Emblem Heroes.
Pawns of Loki is miserable. Please drastically change it. The mode could be balaned by banning characters who don't take damage from enemy rosters, by increasing the funds available to such an amount that it's possible to merge one's own units until said impregnable enemy units take damage, or by lowering the cumulative points required to get rewards to the absolute bare minimum.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@thankjpg.bsky.social Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At first I thought this kind of scuppered my headcanon of Mars and Silver being siblings, but I kind of like the idea of Ariana raising them both to treat Pokémon as tools but they each rebelled in their own way.
Screenshot from Pokémon Masters EX
Mars: Some people in Team Galactic see Pokémon as tools.Screenshot from Pokémon Masters EX
Mars: But I shower my partner with pure, unmistakable love!
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can I get a "you tried ⭐" in the chat?
A digital clock showing the time as 23:56 on Monday 31st August above a Nintendo DS playing Final Fantasy V Advance. The party has been wiped out by the final boss.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Are ya winning, son?
Note to self: Aegis Shield only sometimes blocks Almagest.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm going to have to be realistic about my chances here. I can't defeat Necrophobe with this party, Neo Exdeath is just as busted, and I have only five days to grind enough that I have the slightest semblance of a chance. I think it's ogre.
dedJob squad.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Best girl mentioned, next year for sure.
Nephenee: Hey, um, Azura...Azura: Oh?Nephenee: I got a favour to ask you too...
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Was everyone else's anniversary Mewtwo rigged to have perfect IVs?
Screenshot of Pokémon Go showing a Mewtwo with 15/15 stats in Attack, Defence, and HP.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Leviathan is optional, right? Because how the fuck are you supposed to survive three Tidal Waves in a row?
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Ultimate building technique: horse
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This is the stupidest battle imaginable. The stupidest thing about it is that I have a microscopic chance of winning.
The Wendigo fight in Final Fantasy V, which is entirely luck based on Wendigo missing Hurricane and Berserker Bartz hitting the right target. RNGesus, take the wheel.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Chat, is it normal for a Four Job Fiesta to end in failure here?
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Four Job bloody Fiesta. Galuf, you absolute hero. Take your last bow.
Screen photo from Final Fantasy V Advance, in which I have used a completely unsuitable team composition and convoluted strategies to beat a particularly tricky boss on like the seventh try.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Doga will choke this point.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Shucks a doodle, it's jimmy jammy Jade!
Character bingo for Fire Emblem Heroes. We're seven months into 2026 and only two characters that I wanted have been added to the game. This sucks.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's been a good weekend on Pokémon Go.
Settle down before you think I'm doxxing myself. I took part in a remote raid.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Lying toerag, you went to both Johto and Sinnoh three years after this conversation.
Screenshot of Pokémon FireRed in which Professor Oak decides he's too old to go overseas to see Pokémon that aren't native to Kanto.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
nice
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I set myself a silly challenge in Pokémon FireRed: to finish the main part of the game using a team of Pokémon who would only fully evolve into Gen 2 mins in the postgame. And I succeeded!
Screenshot from Pokémon FireRed of a Seadra with very little HP watching a Blastoise faint. Okay, so it died of residual poison damage from Gloom, but that's not important.Screenshot of Pokémon FireRed.
Player defeated Champion Gary!Screenshot of Pokémon FireRed.
Professor Oak: I cameScreenshot of Pokémon FireRed show my winning team: Gloom, Porygon, Seadra, Golbat, Chansey, and Scyther.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Yeah but that time in 2005 when Fox, Slippy, and Krystal did it was cool. A Star Fox Assault, if you will.
Screenshot from Star Fox (2026)
Falco: Tell me I'm hearing things. We're pilots! We don't do "ground assault."
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I get why he talks all gentlemanly and it probably suits him better. But the oldhead in me really, really prefers "Cocky little freaks!"
Screenshot of Star Fox (2026) of the Shogun Squadron Commander (the Sector Y boss) ceding defeat with honour instead of spewing playground insults.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm not sure how useful Jump and Equip Lances are for the other classes, but my FFIV enjoying self is pleased with dragoon.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Disregard the thing I deleted. THIS is how it should be.
Custom Nintendo Switch 2 button mapping, created with Star Fox Assault and Lylat Wars (Wii Virtual Console) in mind.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Does this look like the face of mercy?
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Based department? I feel like Equip Axes and the accuracy boosting skills are going to synergise really nicely, but I may be oversimplifying and getting too excited.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Chat are we cooked
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This could be interesting. I keep reading about breaking rods and have no clue what that entails but is apparently a good strat.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Going back to my Path of Radiance run, we got over Petrine's Shitty Bridge and Ike has capped his Def stat. Which is a fine thing and will help us for the BK fight but it's weird that he did it. HP is also capped but I did use the early game Seraph Robe on him.
Screenshot of Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance with some stats for nerds. Go back and read the tweet if you want to know what's special about it.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Yeah
A PAL region Super NES sitting next to a Nintendo 64 in a wooden TV cabinet. Goof Troop is loaded into the console. No controller is currently plugged in.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Why does it take Golbat this long to learn a Poison move, good lord
Screenshot of Pokémon FireRed of a Golbat reaching Lv. 49 and learning Poison Fang.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Stop adding them to the game then, you bastards!
Snippet from Fire Emblem Heroes' notifications about the latest Emblem Hero battle. Commander Anna says, "Enemies that heal themselves after the battle begins can be tough..."
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Good for them.
Advert for Star Fox (2026) with the tagline "Fox McCloud and his crew are back in the cock..."
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This was a bit funny back in the day when Maxie/Archie was going to use one of these to set off/deactivate a volcano (because science, that's how), but in modern Pokémon Bill is just carrying Rayquaza's favourite snacks around.
Screenshot of Pokémon FireRed/LeafGreen of the player receiving a Meteorite.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Given that you have to find a key to open the Gym and that Blue (or Gary as I've called him) has already won the Volcano Badge when you open the door, I can only deduce that Blue locked Blaine in his Gym and hid the key.
Screenshot of Pokémon FireRed/LeafGreen showing that the player's rival won against Blaine
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It's been 3000 years but I finally filled in the Johto dex in Poke A Mango. Sodding Entei.
Screenshot of Pokémon GO showing the achievement for registering 100 Pokémon first discovered in the Johto region to the Pokédex.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
A little bit of Nephenee gaming for the 21st anniversary.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Nevertheless, part of my heart will always believe that Falco nips off for a cheeky wank after being shot down.
Edited, cropped screenshot from Star Fox 64 of Falco saying "Oh man! I'm going to have to jack off."
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Oh god, the new Tomo Life gives you WAY too much power. My sides hurt.
Photo of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, in which I'm hovering over letting my horrid little Miis call me "you bastard" for the whole game.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
Let me show you my pokemans!
Onix, Golbat, Scyther, Gloom, Porygon, Charmeleon
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I have no idea where I got my initial figure from, what the hell.
Photo of an Excel spreadsheet where I've worked out how many Nuggets I need to farm off Team Rocket in order to afford their stuff from the Game Corner. It's 85.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Uhh hold on I may be an idiot.
45 nuggets x 5000 pokédollars ÷ 20 (as 50 coins cost ₱1000) = 11250 coins.

That's enough for Porygon (9999 coins) but not a whole lot else.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?" but it's the font from the new Pokémon farming sim.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
They're giving out condoms in Pokémon Mastersex now.
Screenshot of a Gym Battle Voucher in Pokémon Masters EX. A circle within a square, it looks suspiciously like a rubber johnny.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Nephenee gaming!
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
This is one of Ike's lines from Path of Radiance that I really like. Brawl and FEH kind of make him seem like a bit of a gorilla, but he's actually rather eloquent in his source material.
Screenshot of an exchange in Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance.
Nasir: Did you ask him to speak to the king?
Ike: He was most emphatic in his refusal.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Preparations for the desert map, because I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere, and I only have two mages. Nephenee gaming, and also I feed Rhys some bonus EXP and a Master Seal because Tellius lets you promote at Lv.21 so most units won't need one.
Screenshot of Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, in which I feed Nephenee (best girl) the Vantage scroll so that she has two skills that work in tandem.Screenshot of Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, showing Rhys promoting to Bishop. His stats are mid because I did this at Lv. 10.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I've chosen to play the PAL version because I only accept the above spelling of Deghinsea. I don't know if the NTSC version started getting it wrong in FE9 or FE10, but I'm not taking any chances.
Screenshot of Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, in which Deghinsea appears. Look, the GH is like that because that makes it a hard G and not like Dejinsea. Dheginsea with a DH is entirely redundant.
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JRP @jayarrpee.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Enter Other Bastard, stage right
Screenshot of Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, showcasing the first appearance of Hetzel. Like Lekain, he is also a bar steward who becomes more important in the sequel.
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