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America’s Next Top MILF

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America’s Next Top MILF @jayannahsimone.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Tropical Smoothie is so much better than it was when I worked there in 2015/2016. 😋 This damn hummus veggie wrap has healed me. And the acai bowl is tooooo good.🔥
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Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle @drdoylesays.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Shout out to every kid who was praised for being "mature" or an "old soul" growing up-- & who didn't have anyone in their life stop to wonder if maybe kids NEED space to be kids. To make mistakes, to make messes, to not have to placate or regulate the adults around them.
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America’s Next Top MILF @jayannahsimone.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Such a hard working woman, I am!
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essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 09/03/2026
There is nothing wrong with folding for a beautiful, seductive, enchanting, tantalizing woman. That’s how God intended romantic relations. I exist and you fold.
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John Watson @dr-lungs.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
"If someone tells you it is raining and another tells you it is dry, it's not your job to quote them both. It's your job to look out the ****ing window and find out which is true" Jonathan Foster, on journalism
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 25/01/2026
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE has now carried out two summary executions of innocent people in the streets of an American city. If you work for ICE, there's no denying that's the mission you're supporting now. You don't get to claim in one year or ten or twenty that you didn't know what ICE was doing. You're complicit.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 24/01/2026
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening. The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
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America’s Next Top MILF @jayannahsimone.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Shit ain’t been right in the world since Joanne The Scammer went ghost.
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America’s Next Top MILF @jayannahsimone.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Laundry is my least favorite chore. I’d rather scrub baseboards.
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America’s Next Top MILF @jayannahsimone.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
This is why I don’t take shit personally or too seriously. Compared to the observable universe we are like tiny on a microscopic level. Smaller even than the individual cells that make up our bodies. We don’t know anything and we don’t need to know. It’s a miracle we even exist. I just go with it.
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America’s Next Top MILF @jayannahsimone.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Sad to report that I got outsmarted by a man today. City girls down.
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a little girl in a pink dress is standing in a room with a bunch of children .
ALT: a little girl in a pink dress is standing in a room with a bunch of children .
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?
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Cocoa Cea 🫖 @cupofce.blacksky.app · 06/08/2025
My drive to do whatever I want despite the naysayers
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America’s Next Top MILF @jayannahsimone.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Remembering that you’re a bad bitch after being in a shitty situation for so long is a deeply cathartic experience.
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a purple background with the words remember who you are on it
ALT: a purple background with the words remember who you are on it
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Unfriendly Soulaani Princexx @lenadreamsingld.blacksky.app · 05/07/2025
At the end of the day, however you enjoy experiencing sex as long as everyone is informed and consents, is right for you.
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Courtneyraww @courtneyraww.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
We still can impeach him….
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America’s Next Top MILF @jayannahsimone.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I’ve officially fine tuned my ChatGPT into the rizzler 😂♥️
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dame @dame.is · 14/06/2025
thread of photographs i took at my local protest (6-9) creative protest signs edition
democracy, you in danger girl!eggs are expensive because the chickens are in the senate, with two images of two senators with chicken beaks addeda couch shaped blue sign that says fuck couches not americaa colorful and glittery sign that says me and my hommies hate facism and it's hello kitty sanrio characters
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🍬☁️𝐼𝓉’𝓈 𝓈𝓊𝑔𝒶𝓇 🍬☁️ @sugarspuncloud.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Y’all don’t like real women. You like agreeable women. The moment I speak up, I’m difficult? Nah baby, I’m just not your doormat 😌
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America’s Next Top MILF @jayannahsimone.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
It is one again that time of year when I remember how thankful I am for all the farm workers who do the back breaking work of harvesting the giant watermelons that me and my kid are obsessed with. 🍉
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syd 🍯 @plutocracy19.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
“how did you know that” “because i know you”
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C. ♡ @charnotshar.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Colman Domingo covers the latest issue of Vogue Magazine 🪞by Iké Udé
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🍒 @lalarchvs.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Absolutely nothing because free will exist.
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Toya 😘 @tvlover01.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
🥰👑😍 Motha & Dawta
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America’s Next Top MILF @jayannahsimone.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
So fucking wasteful and out of touch.
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𝒮𝒽ℯ-ℛ𝒶 @riptodeesse.blacksky.app · 15/04/2025
I detest men who put forth lazy efforts. Be intentional or take your half stepping ass on somewhere
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America’s Next Top MILF @jayannahsimone.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
The news of Michelle Trachtenberg’s passing has my inner child crying, screaming, and growing up!😭 She was such a good actress and played so many of my favorites.
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a woman says that people have a tendency to go away and she misses them
ALT: a woman says that people have a tendency to go away and she misses them
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/02/2025
I miss DEI
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🍬☁️𝐼𝓉’𝓈 𝓈𝓊𝑔𝒶𝓇 🍬☁️ @sugarspuncloud.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Let Kendrick be a reminder to leave nonchalant people alone. They are reserved because they know they'll take it too far when provoked. Once you open Pandora's Box, there's no closing it…
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Oscar&Felix @oscar-felix.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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America’s Next Top MILF @jayannahsimone.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
ALDI you were supposed to be different!!!! 😭😭😭
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 18/02/2025
They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
@juliusgoat.bsky.social
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𝓜𝓊𝓋𝒶 𐚁. @theemuvamocha.blacksky.app · 18/02/2025
May the bare minimum and nonchalant never find comfort here. May an unromantic person never come my way. May one without vision never think they stand a chance with me. May my energy be matched, my effort be reciprocated, and my presence be valued.
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matt @mattxiv.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
this queen
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/02/2025
taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?
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Skeeter McGavin @xtunaepx.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
This so ghetttoooooo
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America’s Next Top MILF @jayannahsimone.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Guilty as charged.
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Erin @modernpuffin.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
We are being left to the wolves literally
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America’s Next Top MILF @jayannahsimone.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
“Don’t introduce me to a vibe you can’t maintain.” A word. 👏🏽
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America’s Next Top MILF @jayannahsimone.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Very much unbothered, purr. 💅🏽
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ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ @soberthots.blacksky.app · 16/02/2025
🗣️THERE IS A WAR ON BAD BITCHES
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S I R B L E U @sirbleu.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I really miss the “ intro+verse+chorus+verse+chorus+bridge+chorus+outro” formula.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/02/2025
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
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