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Jay Lagorio 🅅

@jay.lagor.io
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Massachutean in Maryland doing the work that needs to get done. Licensed Private Investigator. Hacks and NatSec, but in a weird way. CFP Board for @districtcon.bsky.social

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DistrictCon @districtcon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Our Early Bird tickets will be going on sale for $225 on September 30 at 12 p.m. EST, don't forget to snag yours! Follow our Eventbrite page for more updates: www.eventbrite.com/o/97578168083 Our GA tickets will be on sale in November, so if you miss the drop you can get your ticket then!
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Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 21/08/2026
Submit submit submit! Make me read your work whether I want to or not!
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Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 03/02/2026
I couldn’t be more excited for next year – bring on the locusts!
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Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 03/02/2026
I got to hang out with friends from long ago and to give attendees a great experience. The staff and volunteers for @districtcon.bsky.social put on a great show, I’m especially grateful to @winnona.bsky.social and the founding Year 0 organizers for letting me help out this year.
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Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 03/02/2026
Just one week late posting this after being snowed into the hotel for two days longer than planned. How lucky was I to help get something new(ish) off the ground in its second year amidst its second calamity and to help speakers showcase their work in the CFP and on the mainstage!
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Victoria @victori-ousg.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I know how to get people to like me at a new job and it's bribes (treats like caffeine and chocolate) That and actually responding to emails right away
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 16/11/2025
Goddamn so much of the system relied on high integrity and professional shame and once that was stripped away by lack of consequence it was just a ticking bomb right. We thought the system was protecting us and we could fuck around electing anyone. But we were supposed to be the system.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 16/11/2025
That the torture memo author and the administration that operated under its auspices never saw punishment was basically a warrant to do anything forever as long as you Find A Guy, wasn't it.
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BSides Pyongyang @bsidespyongyang.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Only 2 days left until #BSidesPyongyang! Get ready for a day of engaging talks, interactive panels, and valuable networking opportunities. Don't miss out on the excitement – mark your calendars for Nov 18th! #BSPY25
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Kate Compton @galaxykate.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
Conversation with Claude about tracery parsers, and it advises me to look at kate comptons parser, to which i reply “but Doctor i am kate compton”
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 09/11/2025
I liked when people liked me that was fun for a while And then I became a person Which is always a really bad move
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Joel Hill @joelh.social · 09/11/2025
This may be a controversial option, but I will happy to never see a Funko Pop figurine ever again. They are ugly, pointless little plastic things that only fill store shelves like a brain tumour filling a cranium.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 07/11/2025
ron wyden looking straight at the camera and saying “taxation is the compromise”
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DistrictCon @districtcon.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
We're also excited to share our Policy roundtable Moderators are now live! www.districtcon.org/speakers As part of our commitment to do cool sh*t, we accept a handful of compelling ideas for lively roundtable discussions on topics at the intersection of cybersecurity & policy.
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LinkedIn
This link will take you to a page that’s not on LinkedIn
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Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
An AI-driven mobile app which overrides hard documentary evidence to reach its own "definitive" conclusions of someone's citizenship sounds like an idea that didn't make it out of the Black Mirror writers room
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Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 31/10/2025
Post the recordings!
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Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 27/10/2025
This is going to be SO good!
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 18/10/2025
owning the libs by showing up to counterprotest in my clown car
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Beat your Ring camera to death with a bat
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DistrictCon @districtcon.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
You've got less than 12 hrs to submit to our CFP, which closes at midnight TODAY ⏰ sessionize.com/districtcon
sessionize.com
DistrictCon Year 1: Call for Sessions
Empowering Hackers Across Industries to do Cool Shit. DistrictCon is a DC hacker con, focusing on hacking together and exchanging ideas over typical t...
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Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 28/09/2025
LAST DAY
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Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 26/09/2025
www.districtcon.org/cfp
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Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 26/09/2025
Three days left for @districtcon.bsky.social CFP! Submit submit submit!
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
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Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 18/09/2025
You're going to hate how much you love this incredible show
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
From Wired a few weeks ago. A lot of the people who I was told for years were the adults in the room are being asked how they want to be remembered, and that answer is very clearly "cowards." www.wired.com/story/uncann...
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 09/08/2025
EFF is always so proud to represent security researchers doing important work. Our Coders' Rights Project often works with DEFCON presenters, and two of our clients are presenting today about schools, bathroom vape detectors, and audio recordings. www.wired.com/story/schoo...
wired.com
It Looks Like a School Bathroom Smoke Detector. A Teen Hacker Showed It Could Be an Audio Bug
A pair of hackers found that a vape detector often found in high school bathrooms contained microphones—and security weaknesses that could allow someone to turn it into a secret listening device.
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DistrictCon @districtcon.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
hear ye hear ye www.eventbrite.com/e/districtco...
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Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 14/09/2025
✨Tomorrowwwww!✨
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Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 12/09/2025
www.districtcon.org/cfp
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 01/09/2025
Someone recently pointed out that a huge portion of those who die from measles without vaccination are in fact those with other conditions. That is actually the goal of RFK Jr. It's a cull.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 31/08/2025
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER
NEW MEXICO DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
SECRETARY GINA DEBLASSIE
AUGUST 29, 2025
Ensuring Availability of COVID-19 Vaccine for the 2025-2026 SeasonTHIS ORDER supersedes any previous order, proclamation, or directives to the extent they are in conflict. This Public Order shall take effect immediately and remain in effect until such time as it automatically expires one year from the date of issuance, or until such time as the New Mexico Department of Health Cabinet Secretary rescinds it.
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Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 01/09/2025
5 hours? 5 minutes if you're lucky and you haven't even gone on a corn rampage lately
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Ryan O'Horo @ryanohoro.com · 30/08/2025
Hacker builds a pocket-sized Flock Safety camera detector based on the Bluetooth method I describe in my blog posts. www.hackster.io/news/colonel...
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Colonel Panic Repurposes the OUI-SPY to Watch the Watchers, Track Flock and Similar Surveillance
Following the use of Flock Safety surveillance data in immigration raids, the OUI-SPY has a new firmware.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
The thing about Robert E Lee is he should have been executed in front of the gutted husk of a torched Virginia plantation mansion, and that should have been his official portrait, and we should have put it on our money.
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 30/08/2025
Everybody who claims they they "use HTTP" but don't do it like this is a phoney github.com/pfrazee/http...
http-template-literal
Make HTTP requests the way TBL intended.

const http = require('http-template-literal')

var res = await http`
  GET https://httpbin.org/get HTTP/1.1
  Accept: application/json
`
console.log('Request one:', res.body)

var res = await http`
  POST https://httpbin.org/post HTTP/1.1
  Content-Type: application/json

  ${JSON.stringify({
    hello: 'world',
    awesome: true
  })}
`
console.log('Request two:', res.body)
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 19/08/2025
Once upon a time I worked at a place where the CEO, who had an office with a door and windows, packed all the rank and file workers into a windowless open room because it was good for “collaboration” and “productivity” When asked if he’d be joining us, he refused. “I couldn’t get anything done!”
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Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 17/08/2025
And truly, they are
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Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 16/08/2025
Are you on the fence about submitting? Who cares, submit anyway! Don’t tell yourself no, make someone else do it!
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Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 16/08/2025
Submit submit submit!
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DistrictCon @districtcon.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
districtcon.org/junkyard Call for Bugs is still open! Initial submissions close on Oct 24 - submit your best bug in an old deprecated system today 🐛
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BT ✔️ @bigtaro.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
If you got a FD Party badge, codes will be emailed out Friday Night with the location! Can't wait to see you all there ❤️📺🔨
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 03/08/2025
There's a lot of people who insisted when you blow up society you start from the baselines of the liberal world order. Those who knew better of course needed legions of suckers. You can't beat the ride.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I think really the story of the past ten years was people taking for granted 21st century liberalism was locked in and therefore you could just kinda be fashy for a laugh only to realize a moment too late Skinhead Steve wasn’t joking after all.
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cabal @cabal.cx · 01/08/2025
our defcon 2025 party site and badge sales are live, along with an OSINT challenge: windowsvista.club
windowsvista.club
WINDOWS VISTA SOCIAL CLUB
Get the 2025 Fight Dystopia badge – detects police body cams, exclusive for DefCon 33. Reserve yours and join the party.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I assume he orders the robots to kill the poor, hungry, and diseased people and then has the AI write his texts to his children
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posts inspector @pippy.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Some people are concerned coding agents will stop me from learning code. I appreciate the concern, but I'm 39. I've been coding all my life. I know too much about code. Please release me from my prison of knowledge
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ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Taking this away is worse than never having offered it in the first place (though I wonder how many Americans were aware of this new rule)
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