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Jay Lagorio 🅅

@jay.lagor.io

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Massachutean in Maryland doing the work that needs to get done. Licensed Private Investigator. Hacks and NatSec, but in a weird way. CFP Board for @districtcon.bsky.social

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Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 03/02/2026

I got to hang out with friends from long ago and to give attendees a great experience. The staff and volunteers for @districtcon.bsky.social put on a great show, I’m especially grateful to @winnona.bsky.social and the founding Year 0 organizers for letting me help out this year.

Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 03/02/2026

Just one week late posting this after being snowed into the hotel for two days longer than planned. How lucky was I to help get something new(ish) off the ground in its second year amidst its second calamity and to help speakers showcase their work in the CFP and on the mainstage!

Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 26/09/2025

Three days left for @districtcon.bsky.social CFP! Submit submit submit!

Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 12/09/2025

www.districtcon.org/cfp

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Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 04/05/2025

A neighborhood near mine would bring @bestofnextdoor.bsky.social to its knees

Someone left poop in a cup and smeared on a mens hanes underwear outside my house! I called the police because i felt unsafe and felt like someone was watching me since whoever left it there did it around the time i leave to pick my children up for school. (So i feel like the individual knew what time i was going to leave my house).
Anyways the police did nothing, they said we can make a report but we wont come to your home only to tell you that you just have to pick it up and get rid of it. I told them it was disgusting and that i would wear gloves and get rid of it but i wanted to make a report so if anything happens in the future its in the system. They asked me if i had video footage and i said no because i don't have a camera outside my home. (Considering getting one now though) why would someone do this. I have never had any issues or arguments with any neighbors and i would never do anything to ever hurt or scare anyone. Feeling so sad and scared that someone did this :(

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Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 30/03/2025

Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 17/02/2025

Accepted to speak at my favorite conference? HELL YEAH! @kernelcon.bsky.social

Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 03/01/2025

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Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 25/11/2024

Thought I was done with this and here we are

Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 19/06/2023

Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 19/06/2023

Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 13/05/2023

For anyone is wondering how all those creatives got their brains poisoned to the point of giving us Alf and this insane coloring book

Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 13/05/2023

This one's pretty good

Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 13/05/2023

A lot of money for me, but not a lot of money for some crime group to get people absolutely rekt

Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 07/05/2023

Discovered in the wild: the elusive Loopback Adaptor

Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 01/05/2023

What's that you say?

Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 01/05/2023

This is so true that fsquirt.exe exists on Windows 11 to this day.

Jay Lagorio 🅅 @jay.lagor.io · 30/04/2023

Saw it hit 118 before it ended up in the trash where it belongs