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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ

@jaxy.bsky.social
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Leftie, good cook, gardener, e-biker, aqua-jogger, sales star, bookish, single, Christchurch-based, new build sales.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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'I know which party I plan to vote for, but I think they need a new leader'
Opinion: A 59-year-old Christchurch salesperson in the construction industry is formulating firm views in the lead up to November 7.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Was anyone else in Chc at @pubchoir last night. I was, previously, a Pub Choir virgin, and I can assure you that after such a glorious, interactive, JOYFUL experience, I will be back. SO. MUCH. FUN!! vimeo.com/1220052323/f...
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Pub Choir - Christchurch Town Hall - 20 August 2026
This is "Pub Choir - Christchurch Town Hall - 20 August 2026" by Pub Choir on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@witchnwords.bsky.social happy mutual birthday! I hope you have a superb day.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A house two along from me is being demolished and my house is constantly shaking so badly. With the coverage of the massive earthquake in Venezuela doing the rounds it's freaking me the hell out.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
So today in a truly glorious and not at all humiliating turn of events I managed to twist my ankle in a pothole, and fall on the ground. In front of two thankfully lovely colleagues. Wicked. 5 hours later it looks like this, plus the other leg is grazed. Elevation & icepack are my friends. Harrumph.
Swollen and bruised ankle after a particularly unglamorous trip into a pothole. Harrumph.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Zelda the poser. I love her. 😍🐈‍⬛
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Enjoyed it. www.imdb.com/title/tt3298...
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Love it. 🤣
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I can't remember what these tiny chillies I've grown are, but I can assure you that they are FUCKING hot.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Gotta love a day off work. 👊 #byorderofthepeakyblinders www.imdb.com/title/tt1557...
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Crikey. It's fair heaving down in Sydenham. Hail, thunder, lightning, the works. A balmy 7 degrees. March Madness.
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 28/02/2026
Just your regularly scheduled share of this masterpiece by @tomgauld.bsky.social
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Rock n roll Saturday nights. Chamomile Tea, Japanese Face Mask, Bridgerton.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Well I guess that clears that up.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Post a woman author you've read 5 books by: Mary Wesley
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Can't. I'm counting the beat 2 3 4 5.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your mobile device.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Packed house for the 10.30am session of "Wuthering Heights". 🤣😍 Gotta love a weekday off.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse
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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I'm really enjoying this. It's funny, and so far pretty light-hearted. The acting and script are great. The boy who plays Egg is a joy. My favourite thing so far though is the inclusion of two of my favourite underrated English actors: Bertie Carvel and Daniel Ings. www.imdb.com/title/tt2749...
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A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV Series 2026– ) ⭐ 8.6 | Action, Adventure, Drama
1h | TV-MA
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Mad dogs and English-blood women out in the midday sun. Hot work turning over that soil in Ted's magic garden! Worth it though. Note in first photo the 'you're not growing corn in my garden' corn, nearly ready to harvest. Ha ha. And photo 4, my payment, a clutch of beautiful home-grown beetroot.
Lettuces, leeks, courgettes and frowned-upon corn in the rear.
Incredibly prodigious runner beans to the left.Before, the weedy patch formerly housing carrots & lettuces.Same patch, now weeded and turned, ready for more planting.Delicious homegrown beetroot.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Excellent news.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
🤣🤣👏👏👏
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The opening scenes in Ronda have me completely HOOKED!! Oooh, this is just what I need. www.imdb.com/title/tt3197...
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Agatha Christie's Seven Dials (TV Series 2026– ) ⭐ 6.4 | Crime, Drama, Mystery
| TV-14
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Oregano* & thyme* roasted lamb rump salad with roasted beetroot* & carrots*, feta, pesto, baby spinach, red onion* & pomegranate seeds. *homegrown It's good. 😍
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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
A small film of spring flowers from my garden because we recover from stress 60% more quickly when we look at plants & if we find them beautiful our brains release dopamine, lifting mood. Pause for a few moments to help your synaptic soup 🌿🧠:
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 13/01/2026
just a reminder that we aren’t even seeing the worst of what is happening in Minneapolis from someone detailed at the Whipple Federal Building yesterday
Eyewitness account:
Good morning,
My name is Brandon Siguenza, and l am a US citizen from Minneapolis. Yesterday, while doing legal observation, ICE stopped their cars to harass my friend and me. They sprayed pepper spray into the vent of our vehicle. We held our hands in the air and told them we were not obstructing, that the car was in park and they were free to drive forward and away. There was no active immigration raid. They returned to their cars, and drove forward a bit, then decided to stop again. They surrounded us, smashed the windows of our car, opened the doors (they were unlocked), ripped my friend and I out of the car and arrested us on charges of obstruction.
I was put in an unmarked SUV, separated from my friend.
As I was put in the back seat an ICE agent tore the whistle off my neck and said "I'll be taking this, I might need it later." My phone was knocked out of my hand while being arrested. As we drove away I asked the driver and the passenger if they wouldn't mind buckling my seatbelt, as they were driving erratically. I was ignored. I asked them if I could have the handcuffs loosened, as I was losing circulation, and was told no. At one point the passenger realized his own driver's license was in the backseat next to mine, and tried to surreptitiously grab it without me seeing it.
We were taken to the Whipple federal building, where I saw dozens of brown people being processed in an unheated garage. I was frisked, told of my charges, and saw buses and vans being prepped. I later learned that these were being filled with detainees and driven to the airport for deportation. As we were led in, I noticed that the building was very busy. I got the impression that one of the 2 agents bringing me around was being trained. At multiple points throughout my stay, government agents were unable to open doors, not sure where they were meant to be going, and overall confused and overwhelmed. They couldn't figure out how to use the building phones, or complai…
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Larry Tenney @larrytenney.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
How it How it's started: going:
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Do this!
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I saw Hamnet last night with my Mum. It was so beautifully done, & I've been thinking about it all day. I love that Maggie O'Farrell co-wrote the screenplay with Chloe Zhao, and I love that it so beautifully, & in a slightly different way to the novel, captured the complexities of love and grief.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
One of my top 3 Depeche Mode songs, and a superb version. youtu.be/U6QS8PL-ue0?...
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Depeche Mode - Condemnation (Live in Mexico City : from "M")
YouTube video by Alan Files
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This is frickin awesome. www.imdb.com/title/tt3659...
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Depeche Mode: M (2025) ⭐ 7.9 | Documentary, Music
1h 38m
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This is the sort of truth we need from the media. Well done, Chris Hayes.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The Mall-hole is really coming through with the retro bangers tonight. You cannot even FATHOM how much I wanted to be just like Olivia Neutron-Bomb in Xanadu when I was 13, in 1980. youtube.com/watch?v=DnkH...
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Olivia Newton-John - Magic
YouTube video by Ignazio Deddu
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Need this as an antidote to watching the world burn today.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Absolutely sickened and appalled by today's US developments. I just can't believe the Repugnicunts are getting away with this. It's WAAAY too Handmaid's Tale and utterly inhumane. My sympathies to all of the sane Americans on BSky. Wishing you strength from Aotearoa New Zealand.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Yesterday I fell off my bike when leaving the house - who flippin knows how - and bent my left ring finger back as well as bruising my left inside knee & calf. Nothing terribly serious but ouchie on the finger in particular!
Swollen left ring finger from bending it back falling off my bike. Ouch!Front bruising of left ring finger.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
This is superb.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Fits nicely with my own choice of WINS, I guess.
Merriam-Webster has given me Opulent as my word of the year.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
My first day of 2026 has been spent doing as little as possible. Read a bit, snoozed a bit, avoided any jobs. Haven't spoken to a single human. It's been blissfully quiet here all day, just sporadic rain for company. Trying to decide what to have for dinner while lying in the couch.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I met Deborah Hill-Cone when I was at Prego one day and she told me she liked my (slightly) buck teeth and wished she hadn't had hers fixed. It was both humiliating and quite charming.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
HNY, all. Let's all hope it's a better year than last year's absolute shit show. I don't make resolutions because I find them a crushing weight of guilt and pressure, and also just pretty cringe, but my mot de l'année for 2026 is WINS. My hope for the year ahead is that fewer people are dicks.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Excellent. A warning I'll be happy to heed. The combination of the supremely vapid Chalamet, 2.5 hours of my life, and a story glamourising sociopathic, consequence-free American 'hustle' was my idea of hell anyway. Phew. regionfree.net/marty-suprem...
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Review: Marty Supreme is an exhausting bore
★ | Obnoxiously loud and vapid, Marty Supreme is an expensive and unruly character portrait without anything resembling character.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
If I'd been born in the 1800s I would have spent long periods in a scold's bridle.
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Currently cloudy with a little blue sky in Otautāhi. I'm about to make myself presentable for an early dinner at Burj with some friends. Putting some vino collapso in the fridge in case we party on like middle-aged heroes. Thanks all for your company this year, and especially Secret Santa peeps! Xxx
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
This year on Bluesky I wrote 300 posts and 1,481 replies. I received 7,284 likes, whereas 589 was from my most popular post, and apparently I love saying "love" and 🤣! www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
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jaxy.bsky.social's Bluesky Wrapped 2025
Check out jaxy.bsky.social's year on Bluesky!
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Things I've done on the last day of this year of our Lord of Enshitification, for future me: 1. To start the year off well: New sheets on bed New toothbrush head Clean house 2. For my inevitable slight Harry Hangover tmrw: Sparkling Water Panadol Extra Choc Yoghurt Med Foods Frozen Margarita Pizza
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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Things I planted in Ted's garden since arriving in Chc and am now plundering: Spinach, cos, courgettes, red onions, carrots and cucumber And a couple of things I haven't but am happy to plunder anyway: Runner beans and raspberries. Yum.
Runner beans, raspberries, cucumber, spinach, red onion, courgette, carrot, cos lettuce.
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