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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 10h

A new, 47 year old woman has just joined my workplace, Amanda, and has quickly revealed herself to be a vacuous endless yapper PLUS one of those women who pretends (I hope) they're stupid to appeal to men. My two likeminded 50+ colleagues and I are beside ourselves with horror.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 10h

Excellent crumble to icecream(?) ratio.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 10h

He is truly the stupidest public figure we have.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 10h

Frankly the fewer words Cluxon utters the better for all of us.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Well, he'd been following it since his parents let him stay up late when he was a boy, so..... 🤣🤯🤡

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Good to have a strategy! Yes, it's really a novel that sticks with you. Fabulously done.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Ooh, finish it! Just gets better and better.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Yes you should! I'll try to remember to post when the tickets go on sale.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

You sit in the part of the auditorium that suits your voice, and within 80 minutes vocal miracles occur! And she is incredibly warm, funny & high-energy. Honestly, it's one of the best things I've ever done. Google Pub Choir. It's an annual thing.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Oh Julie, it is MAGNIFICENT! A young Australian woman, Astrid Jorgenson, started it, and she's expanding into the UK & Europe I believe. About $60 and seriously the best $$ I've spent in ages. You don't know the song you'll sing when you get there, but she's done an arrangement in 3 parts/

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This govt of heartless arseholes needs to be prosecuted.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Was anyone else in Chc at @pubchoir last night. I was, previously, a Pub Choir virgin, and I can assure you that after such a glorious, interactive, JOYFUL experience, I will be back. SO. MUCH. FUN!! vimeo.com/1220052323/f...

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Gross. They should be banned. How irresponsible!

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

KMart is selling them???? That's appalling!

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

HA HA HA HA HA! You love to see it....

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

This is why I don't bake. I have zero willpower with deliciousness.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Eeewwww, was Penk a fundy as well? National really is lousy with them.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

A house two along from me is being demolished and my house is constantly shaking so badly. With the coverage of the massive earthquake in Venezuela doing the rounds it's freaking me the hell out.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Just watch it. The book is great, but the modern interpretation of it is pretty spookily relevant now.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Also, HOW HOT was A Banderos as a young'un?

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

You're doing good, Tania. Well done.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

It was a horrendous night for sleeping, wasn't it? Full moon, too warm, just odd.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Just made the same observation elsewhere. It's unbelievable.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Jesus wept. You think they must surely have reached their nadir, but nope.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I'm working, have my leg up and ankle in compression bandage. Luckily I don't have a very physical job!

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Same. Hopefully just my pride. Ha ha.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

It sure is, Rob! Swollen and bruised today but it could be worse. Voltaren, paracetamol and a compression bandage are my friends today.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Fucking CORRECT! It's going to be worse tomorrow though!

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

So today in a truly glorious and not at all humiliating turn of events I managed to twist my ankle in a pothole, and fall on the ground. In front of two thankfully lovely colleagues. Wicked. 5 hours later it looks like this, plus the other leg is grazed. Elevation & icepack are my friends. Harrumph.

Swollen and bruised ankle after a particularly unglamorous trip into a pothole. Harrumph.

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Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ @jaxy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Zelda the poser. I love her. 😍🐈‍⬛

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