jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026When I was younger, I had ass for days. I need to do more squats now 😁 (pic from like the 2010s) 3160
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026My neighbor seem to do a roast every weekend and make my apartment smell like amazing food that I don’t get to taste 😩 170
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 01/06/2025LunchMoney Lewis said “I’ve got bills I gotta pay” And I felt that 020
Reposted by jaxonjackrabbitThe Joy of Being Lint @lint.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I choose to go to his room Not because I am easy But because he is hard 1345
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Fur cons should be limited to only the age bracket I happen to fall into at the time 170
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Some furries have spent so much of their life seeing themselves as the victim that they don’t realize they’ve become the bully 091
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Me: Ahhh I have so much I need to do! Also me: *gets high and plays video games* 1110
Reposted by jaxonjackrabbitKeith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 20/03/2025Just wait until you see his second phase! 4762441647
Reposted by jaxonjackrabbitThe Joy of Being Lint @lint.bsky.social · 18/03/2025yeah I guess basically I just wanna call u a good boy until your dick is so leaky that you have to feed your sheath a benadryl 2322
Reposted by jaxonjackrabbitRead the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 14/03/2025“The guy trying to kill us might try to kill us harder if we fight back” — Democrat proverb 10860173
Reposted by jaxonjackrabbitdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 19/02/2025 192140832689
Reposted by jaxonjackrabbitAutistic Adam @autisticadam.bsky.social · 07/02/2025The autistic urge of needing to know every little bit of detail possible, otherwise you simply can't relax. It doesn't matter if it's not important to you, to me it quite simply.. is. 1435038
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 04/02/2025For years I thought the toilet tank was called the “system” and not the “cistern” 030
Reposted by jaxonjackrabbitKuna @wryote.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Me opening the news every fucking morning 4691892568
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 22/01/2025okay so maybe I shouldn’t call my autistic homo friends autismos 280
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 07/01/2025“Hell” and “high water” feel like drastically different levels of severity. In fact, one is even defined in the MUTCD 040
Reposted by jaxonjackrabbitRachael BOOOooo!!! @rachaelcow.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Beware the "gifted child ----> burnt out college student ----> broken pet begging master to cum" pipeline 524168
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 01/01/2025So many less people spend new years alone because they found the fandom and made friends within this community I think we easily forget how awesome that is 0111
Reposted by jaxonjackrabbitCoyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 31/12/2024I am under fucking attack 3584
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I got the job and will be moving to Chicago in April 👀 6260
Reposted by jaxonjackrabbitSlightly Furry® Beverage Co. @slightlyfurry.bsky.social · 10/12/2024We're canning the new flavor we're debuting THIS THURSDAY as part of FetchNW 's Frostbite Weekend right meow on Twitch ! Come watch: twitch.tv/slightlyfurry 0102
Reposted by jaxonjackrabbitProf Katherine Schofield 🇬🇧🇦🇺🇪🇺 @katherineschof8.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Mood. Cross-stitch embroidery by @wendyenthomas.bsky.social 253306654426
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024A nice thing about not going to a con this year is that my nose won’t be assaulted by all the, uh, “natural musk” 070
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I’m so nervous but reflecting on my job interview today it just felt *really* good. I really want this. 1130
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024also i’m holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity and it’s just a lot right now 1100
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I am a pure bundle of anxiety and nerves right now, hoping for the best 0110
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I could lift you up I could show you what you wanna see and take you where you wanna be 050
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 01/12/2024No offense to people who don’t smile in photos - but people who insist on making a serious face in pics are always the worst 150
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Just focused on getting shit done and making things happen 💪 170
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 26/11/2024sports betting parlays are crazy because the odds are similar to the lottery but people will throw $5 or $10 a day at it hoping for like a payout of like $300 061
Reposted by jaxonjackrabbit𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/11/2024I found my first gray pubic hair today. Things like this don't normally bother me but this was in my coffee at Starbucks. 1380175841255
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I checked Twitter and everyone's just constantly trying to dunk on each other like wtf 230
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 18/11/2024You will get that good job You will find love You will experience happiness beyond what you can imagine But it’ll only happen if you don’t give up 090
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Everything I know about Britain I learned from Philomena Cunk 190
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I Am thinking it’s a sign That the freckles in our eyes Are mirror images and when we kiss They’re perfectly aligned 020
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 11/11/2024I don’t exactly love my job right now but I’ve come a long way since Doordashing, that’s for sure. 0210
jaxonjackrabbit @jaxon.bsky.social · 08/11/2024The best kind of people are ones who irritate toxic people just by being their true authentic self 0110
