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Seán-Patrick Burke

@jawsvthereturn.bsky.social
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Writer. Pirate. A third thing. This is pretty much just for messaging me if you can’t get me another way.

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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I haven’t smoked a cigarette in over 2 decades but these wildfires are reminding me why I quit. Hacking up a damn lung here.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
New York, 1970. Gay Liberation Front Protest.
Female protester with the sign - GAY POWER BLACK POWER WOMEN POWER STUDENT POWER ALL POWER
TO THE
PEOPLE
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I suck bouncing between multiple social media platforms, so uh, just in case you’re like “oh what’s Sean been up to?” New job & new cancer! I much prefer the job. Sorry, my bad. I thought I had said something but now you know, ya know? Such is life.
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🦇 screamenarist / Chris @scenarist.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
@colorado.gov “Polis” will forever mean coward. The secondary meaning will be suck-up. I’ll let you infer the third meaning. Ashamed that you call yourself an American.
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
RIP Jared Polis’ future. Was it worth it @colorado.gov? Giving in to Trump’s bullying? You just showed the world that you’re unfit to deal with difficulty. Best wishes in your impending retirement, coward.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
a lot of people are saying Jared Polis is terrible for commuting the prison sentence of attempted election thief Tina Peters. they are absolutely correct
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This is not okay! Colorado Gov. Jared Polis announced today that he’s commuting the sentence of Tina Peters a former county clerk and 2020 election denier who received nine years for tampering with election equipment
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It’s ok folks. Susan Collins has assured Jared Polis that Tina Peters has learned her lesson.
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The cowardice of @colorado.gov Jared Polis is incredible. He bent the knee to Trump, freed Tina Peters - a political criminal, & just killed his 2028 aspirations. He just showed how weak he is & how little he values democracy. Stupid!
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I was just brushing my teeth before bed & the line “Sean Hannity? More like John Blackandtannity” popped into my head. Look, I can’t control this fucking brain of mine, I’m just along for the ride.
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"They got money for wars, but can't feed the poor" - 2Pac www.huffpost.com/entry/republ...
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Republicans Unveil $72 Billion Package For ICE, Trump’s Ballroom
This bill will “continue propping up Trump’s rogue police and wreaking havoc across American communities,” warned Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-Ore.).
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
If you support free speech & journalism, you cannot be a Zionist, full stop. www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/QXY...
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From the pics community on Reddit: These are the Journalists killed by Israel over the past 1000 days [oc]
Explore this post and more from the pics community
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Georgia DiPirro 📎 @georgiadipirro.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“Always remember, your focus determines your reality.” — George Lucas
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Love this series, wish I had Apple TV so I could watch the show.
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Daniel Weissmann @danweiss.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I'll ask again: How has the stabbing of two Jewish men and one Muslim man by a mentally ill perpetrator led to a news cycle that focuses entirely on pro-Palestine protests despite the perpetrator having zero connection to the Palestine movement or the protests?
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 05/05/2026
"It's starting." Goddamn I thought the series premiere of Widow's Bay was funny. Think Fawlty Towers, only instead of John Cleese it's Matthew Rhys and instead of a hotel it's a cursed Stephen King town with a history of horrific atrocities and The Fog That Stole Men's Souls
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'Widow's Bay' Episode 1 recap: The Village People
The weirdness keeps bubbling up all over the place.
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Legal in my state, federally illegal still.
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I know you're thinking, "SPB, you're nuts-" No. It's been ruled child porn. I am beyond baffled. Do you know how far you have to go to shock me? This is the band that did "Rock You Like A Hurricane," and... child porn cover. Insane.
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Last night I watched the "better than DAZED & CONFUSED" 1994 episodic ensemble with a tight core stoner comedy-drama THE STONED AGE, and... it is not better than D&C, let's leave it at that. But, there was a reference several times during the movie to "that chick on the VIRGIN KILLERS cover." 1/2
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
"Let He who has not walked into a FUCKING JOB INTERVIEW DISPLAYING MY 38" WAIST x 32" INSEAM cast the first stone." Me:
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a hand is holding a small object in front of a forest
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I am so fucking sick of goddamn passwords and two-step verification crap, I honestly want to go back to picking up the newspaper at the gas station, books & videos at stores, writing only with a pen or pencil on paper... fuck the future, I'm sick of it.
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Just started watching DESIGNATED SURVIVOR because while you milquetoast liberals keep jerking off to THE WEST WING, I wanna pretend like the entire goddamn government just got blown the fuck up. FOR LEGAL PURPOSES, I do not endorse violence. But seriously, all these motherfuckers gotta go.
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kay of the triffids @kaywithfire.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Tonight! The Panther Woman takes on The Leopard Man in 35mm at @thecoolidge.bsky.social. Two very excellent films, one rare opportunity. coolidge.org/events/islan...
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Donna Summer - I Feel Love
YouTube video by DonnaSummerVEVO
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Ramones - "I Don't Care" CBGB NYC 9-15-1974
YouTube video by Frankenberry
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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City of New Orleans
YouTube video by Jerry Reed - Topic
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I miss my boy Sherlock. That is all.
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
As a dad with PTSD it really feels like the world / mental health industry doesn't give a fuck about me. I'm expected to just take it while all the resources & energy & compassion go to others. Honestly don't know how much longer I have. I'm so fucking tired.
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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With Honor "My Anchor"
YouTube video by Pure Noise Records
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I am stressed the fuck out so I'm gonna take my archery kit & pump some goddamn arrows into my backyard target instead of saying what I really feel online.
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Every time a hiring manager rejects an applicant for no legitimate reason, and that applicant commits suicide, that hiring manager should be charged as an accomplice to murder. Anyway, anybody wanna hire me? Just give me a fucking reason to live, Christ.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
‘Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell’
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I rewatch the Tony Scott directed music video of George Michael’s song “One More Try” an awful lot for a man married to a woman.
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Travis Woods @aheartofgould.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Thrilled to have an essay included in the @cine-matographe.bsky.social release of LIEBESTRAUM, Mike Figgis’ 1991 dreamy erotic thriller mindfuck that features Kim Novak’s last role and plays like a haunted precursor to David Lynch’s LOST HIGHWAY. Get it: vinegarsyndrome.com/collections/...
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This will never, never-ever, get boring for me. Gonna be glued to my laptop for the next 2 weeks. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf_U...
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NASA's Artemis II Crew Launches To The Moon (Official Broadcast)
YouTube video by NASA
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I'm 43; anybody else around my numbers keep thinking about friends who died around your / their age? Loved this lad, brilliant man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 www.obrien-funeralhome.com/obituaries/o...
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Obituary information for Alasdair John Wallace
View Alasdair John Wallace's obituary, contribute to their memorial, see their funeral service details, and more.
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
LET'S GO!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf_U...
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NASA's Artemis II Crew Launches To The Moon (Official Broadcast)
YouTube video by NASA
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Just read "Cat Person," a short story that blew up online when it was published in 2017 & got the author a lot of money for the collection it was published in as well as the ($12M) film / bomb it was turned into. I'm guessing they slapped a lot of new action in it, because it's almost all internal.
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
6:24pm today, humans head back to the moon (orbiting not landing but still). Can't freaking wait. www.youtube.com/@NASA
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NASA
NASA's mission is to pioneer the future in space exploration, scientific discovery, and aeronautics research. To do that, we have worked around the world—and off it—for more than 60 years, searching ...
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Data map mini: Known shipwrecks
A map with a dot for each of 5,500 ish known shipwrecks
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Legend.
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AK Faulkner ➡️ MCM @ravenswordpress.com · 30/03/2026
"I don't care if the wizard lady hates trans people" ok, how about this: do you care about independence? Grats, she used her money to prevent Scotland getting the same freedom Americans are so proud of throwing tea in a harbour for. This is who she is. time.com/2856708/jk-r...
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JK Rowling gives $1.68m to Scottish Anti-Independence Group
The author of the Harry Potter books, JK Rowling, has donated $1.68m to the Better Together campaign which opposes independence for Scotland
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Mainstream journalists are abdicating their duty. Cartoonists are the real heroes of the moment.
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Georgia DiPirro 📎 @georgiadipirro.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
ISRAEL THROWBACK: Bibi States Israel controls America. “We own the senate, the congress, and we have a strong Jewish lobby on our side. America won't force us into anything," Netanyahu 1980
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R.E.M. @remhq.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
R.E.M. love Gang of 4 @michaelstipe.bsky.social
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/03/2026
BREAKING: After ProPublica published letters written by children at the Dilley concentration camp, ICE officers raided the dormitories and confiscated the children's letters. I'm suing ICE to get them back. I'll explain it all in 45 minutes on @meidastouch.com here: www.youtube.com/live/H-D8SzR...
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
honestly i blame centrist think tanks for everything lol
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Seán-Patrick Burke @jawsvthereturn.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Why do Republicans do shit like this? “Secret intel briefing” give me a fucking break you chickenhawk idiots.
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