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Jatt Mohnson

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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Mother Love Bone on the ITV coverage?!
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Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Insolvency administrators when they see a WHSmith/Claire’s Accessories
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Not kids in Wetherspoons Tunbridge wells singing “you just got kaned”
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“12345678910 GOAL GOAL GOAL”
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The footballs left him
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
There’s your dark horses, then
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Richarlison’s insta 👑🐦
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
“You’ll never sing that…”
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Let us never speak of this hellscape season ever again. Get those dopey cunts upstairs out of our club
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I really had/have my reservations about De Zerbi & his stance on Greenwood etc. & there’s a long way back from that. Not sure I’ll ever be fully comfortable about any of that. There is no doubt, though, about his coaching skills. To get a performance like that from depleted squad is quite something
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It’s on the owners really, but fuck Thomas Frank for trying to gaslight and blame fans. He should have gone in December. God knows why the media love his high performance podcast sound bites
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It takes some fucking effort to make me feel better about Mourinho at Spurs, but fair play to Thomas Frank. Some fucking effort to do what he did. He was, by far, the worst manager to have ever been sat in that Spurs dugout, and it’s not even close. Absolute terrorist
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Simeone aging like a fine American singer/songwriter
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Again
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I supported this club in the hellscape of the 90’s ffs, do me a favour
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Relegation it is then 😂
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
We are infinitely more shit, injured and demoralised than we were in August and September though
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Mundane alert 🚨 One of my biggest bugbears in film is car tyres being dubbed with screeching when they’re not on tarmac
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Fucking long throws, Jesus Christ
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Archie fucking Gray
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
That is outrageous, no way that should be offside
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Hello, Vladimir? How far away is that big red button from you? I’ve got a favour to ask…
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
We’ve got 18 top players?!
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
By the way, if you think we’ve got a squad to fight in the championship, you’ve not been watching us
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Absolute must win tomorrow… GOAL - Johnson ‘5 Spurs 0-1 Palace
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Are we getting relegated then, yeah?
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Radu, Bissouma and Spence very good. I dunno about Gallagher you know…
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Missed the first half… might not bother with the second going on the feed. He’s got to go
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Can I just shock you, I love fat, turncoat, Chelsea scum, just for men, ex-managers (despite what my old twitter account may have said)
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Just give me something to believe and care about again ffs
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Xavi, Palhinha, Gray and Solanke all brilliant in that second half
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Oh my god, we’re fucked
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
That Benfica/Madrid ending 🤯
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
An actual striker, doing actual striker things
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a stuffed animal is holding a football in its mouth .
ALT: a stuffed animal is holding a football in its mouth .
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Cristian Romero, I fucking love you
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
He had ideas?!
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Ryan Nelsen energy
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Go-on Archie!
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Xavi Simons weirdly reminds me of Mike Patton
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
If I hear “triple doink” one more time…
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
What is this sorcery?
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I am ready to get hurt again
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
And I’m not one of these fans that pine for Ange (I love him for the cup, obviously). But to be playing this football *and* having such awful results is totally unforgivable, especially as a Spurs manager
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Playing non-league style in a kit paying homage to a non-league team 🤷🏻‍♂️ (harsh on non-league football tbf)
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Jatt Mohnson @jattmohnson.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I think the worst thing about the Frank-era Spurs, is that I’ve become almost totally apathetic. I’ll watch them on tv, but not that bothered if I miss it. Cannot justify spending the money to go to games. Barely care about many of the players, even ones I loved last season. It’s so fucking bland
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