jessica ⋆｡°✩ @jasworkshop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the anguish and turmoil makes people want to give me free things 000 0
jessica ⋆｡°✩ @jasworkshop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026out woked so bad they’re making me vote trump next election 000 0
jessica ⋆｡°✩ @jasworkshop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026wait so like does it ever get better or do I just have to kill myself 100 0
jessica ⋆｡°✩ @jasworkshop.bsky.social · 10/09/2026are my bangs still allowed to look like shit if im 25 000 0
jessica ⋆｡°✩ @jasworkshop.bsky.social · 10/09/2026the mental health crisis can wait corporate america needs me 000 0
jessica ⋆｡°✩ @jasworkshop.bsky.social · 11/09/2025they only tow ur car if they know ur already on the brink of killing urself that day 010 0
jessica ⋆｡°✩ @jasworkshop.bsky.social · 28/07/2025i trade apple like im the worst insider trader that has ever lived 000 0
jessica ⋆｡°✩ @jasworkshop.bsky.social · 22/07/2025are my bangs still allowed to look like shit if im 24 000 0
jessica ⋆｡°✩ @jasworkshop.bsky.social · 22/07/2025straight cis bf asked if he’s a he/him lesbian should we kill this guy 000 0
jessica ⋆｡°✩ @jasworkshop.bsky.social · 22/07/2025need a bedazzled princess license plate cover and a tramp stamp so everyone on the high way knows I don’t know how to merge 000 0
jessica ⋆｡°✩ @jasworkshop.bsky.social · 20/07/2025hozier writes these freaky ass lyrics and it’s just about the time he did doggy 000 0
jessica ⋆｡°✩ @jasworkshop.bsky.social · 20/07/2025why is there a class system in hurricane harbor 000 0
jessica ⋆｡°✩ @jasworkshop.bsky.social · 18/07/2025men invented d and d to hang out with their friends without being called gay 010 0
Reposted by jessica ⋆｡°✩T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 16/07/2025i lose friends the old fashioned way by playing ska 3154580 0
Reposted by jessica ⋆｡°✩Julian 📀 @clandestinetime.bsky.social · 28/06/2025should’ve never smoked that shit now im stuck in the greyscale nosferatu castle 011 0
Reposted by jessica ⋆｡°✩wint @dril.bsky.social · 20/06/2025commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima" 394055520 0
Reposted by jessica ⋆｡°✩tubular belle @bellestardust.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Groove is in the heeeeaaaaarrrrtt ooooahohahah 0509 0
jessica ⋆｡°✩ @jasworkshop.bsky.social · 17/06/2025everyone wants third spaces but no one wants to hang out at boston logan 010 0
jessica ⋆｡°✩ @jasworkshop.bsky.social · 17/06/2025clan getting raided when my iphone’s in SOS mode they really don’t give a fuck 010 0
jessica ⋆｡°✩ @jasworkshop.bsky.social · 16/06/2025should have never smoked that shit why am I at dc warped tour rn 020 0
Reposted by jessica ⋆｡°✩Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/06/2025asking the librarian if they have any books in dark mode 1013050224 0
Reposted by jessica ⋆｡°✩I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Is that churu… chicken flavored? 474760468 0
Reposted by jessica ⋆｡°✩Julian 📀 @clandestinetime.bsky.social · 05/06/2025having both Apple Pay and Depop on my phone is a dangerous game 011 0
jessica ⋆｡°✩ @jasworkshop.bsky.social · 01/06/2025nyt having blow a as the connections phrase and it’s just the four members of mcr 022 0
Reposted by jessica ⋆｡°✩wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/05/2025embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse, 1036301823 0
Reposted by jessica ⋆｡°✩wint @dril.bsky.social · 26/05/2025my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics 354676714 0
Reposted by jessica ⋆｡°✩wint @dril.bsky.social · 10/05/2025WIFE: Im coming over at 2pm to yell at you for wearing the wrong shirt . ME: All my shirts are correct. By the way; Im Fucking DIVORCING you 312628246 0
Reposted by jessica ⋆｡°✩Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 28/04/2025To call Francis “the peoples pope“ implies that the Catholic Church knows that previous popes weren’t that into people 44110759863 0
Reposted by jessica ⋆｡°✩wint @dril.bsky.social · 24/04/2025every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again 10287191102 0
Reposted by jessica ⋆｡°✩wint @dril.bsky.social · 24/04/2025twitch.tv/piss Our Enemies Are Afraid 61214570 0
Reposted by jessica ⋆｡°✩I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 17/04/2025The vet said 〝He's not overweight at all, but he has a round and big head.‘’ 651241242341 0
Reposted by jessica ⋆｡°✩Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 11/04/2025it's hard work being so so sleepytired 301447127 0
Reposted by jessica ⋆｡°✩Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Converting my 401K into cartons of cigarettes for barter before the market opens tomorrow. 421141231330 0
