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Jasper_The_Barista

@jasperborealis.bsky.social
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Local bisexual disaster Barista and Singer! Player of many different bullshit instruments 18+ I share NSFW so if you are underage get out please. Icon by Squidinu!

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🌓ⒼⓁⓄ🌗 @glopossum.com · 26/09/2026
*Rubs it in, just a little bit*
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dire @direbatty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i like the idea that Paz disguises himself as other mons to trick ppl or for late night grocery runs
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dire @direbatty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
do u trust him
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dire @direbatty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
cooking diabolically
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dire @direbatty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
gave the big man a proper ref with a fistful of creative liberty
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dire @direbatty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
he's helping!
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.
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dire @direbatty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
u dont gotta do all that man
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frequentlybees @frequentlybees.bsky.social · 17h
‘Tis the season 🎃 @korybing.bsky.social
A teal enamel camping mug with illustrations of the Fresno Nighcrawler by Kory Bing. The mug is full of candy corn.
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Auk @aukkenopsia.bsky.social · 14h
absolutely beautiful sunset here tonight in this complex's parking lot.
a fiercely gorgeous sunset of pinks and purples and blues, with puffy peachy clouds, over an apartment parking-lot.
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chucho @chuchowiggle.bsky.social · 13h
big and a lot of them 💪
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Scruffy the Bear 🍯 @scruffybear.bsky.social · 15h
The miners sent a telegram to my office requesting help. Didn’t think I’d be moving a gold boulder as big as me! Many thanks and bear hugs to @bernieburr.bsky.social
A massive grizzly bear sheriff is pushing a mine cart carrying a gold boulder. He is also depicted drinking a pitcher of lemon tea. 🍋
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samson 🌙🔞 OPEN 🖌️ @lunar-orca-ad.bsky.social · 19h
heres a thread of kinks id potentially offer for my october comm slots :) lmk if anyone happens to be interested 🩷
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samson 🌙🔞 OPEN 🖌️ @lunar-orca-ad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
should i open kinktober themed commission slots? i wont be open until i finish at least a few more commissions so expect them to be open closer to 10-11th oct. but i thought this might be a fun little experiment both for me and my clients. taking comms for kinks i find hot sounds like a dream
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Vinny ★ @vinqou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
move your bodyyyy
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🔞 Bug 🐌 @snailerpark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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🔞 Bug 🐌 @snailerpark.bsky.social · 15h
Sum pen sketches 4 patrons 😋
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Ease🔞 @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FA is the only anti-ai, ACTUAL functional gallery site left on the internet not ruined by algorythmic bs, support if you can
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𝔐𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔪𝔬 @momamo.bsky.social · 23h
Oogtober 1: Pony Play
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𝝠𝝘𝝣𝝪𝝣 🏳️‍⚧️ @areye.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Do you think they let the sodomy charges slide if you douche with holy water
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🌓ⒼⓁⓄ🌗 @glopossum.com · 07/09/2026
Toe stub meme means I can repost this comic from last year that was tragically based on a true story 🥲👍
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not all meat is destined for the grinder.
Kieran, a female wild boar, strolls through a forest. There is a speech bubble over her head which says "When you are told you must conform, ask yourself WHO benefits MOST from your compliance." The text is overlaid over the outline of a domestic pig with specific cuts of meet marked on it.
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fuckign kity ➡️ LVFC, FWA @fizzykity.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
not to buzz my own cage but I think I'm making peak
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fuckign kity ➡️ LVFC, FWA @fizzykity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
DOG - PG 5|6
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Pach In Eorzea || Brute Bomber's Fan Club @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
。 o ○ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ╮ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝╮ ( Size. ) ( Size. ) Difference ) ( Difference ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡ ╮◞◟◞ ╯     ( sizedifference )    ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ╯
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𝝠𝝘𝝣𝝪𝝣 🏳️‍⚧️ @areye.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Omw back home from megaplex I had to go through ORD TSA twice (long story) and BOTH TIMES i got patted down cuz the scanner kept putting the evil red rectangle on my junk The security lady went "Haha are you wearing a strap-on? 😏" and I was like NO IM JUST TRANS BUT LIKE NOT IN THE WAY YOU THINK???
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Squid @squidinu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
punchy zora sona
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Squid @squidinu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
lil map of Holidahlia as a treat
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ourdaleybread.bsky.social @ourdaleybread.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Drawing @squidinu.bsky.social OC's for fun you can now follow me on X if you want to see more.
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Squid @squidinu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
plotting 5
Iron Prince: You would kill the mouse king? Holly: I would. 
Iron Prince burst out laughing guffawing like a choo-choo train while Holly stares back with a blank expression.Holly exclaims: I'm not sayin' I'm gonna!! I'm just sayin' I could! 
Iron Prince laughs. Then their expression turns stern. They ask "HOW?" Holly thinks for a moment before replying with a simple- "Big snowball." :D. Iron Prince facepalms.Iron Prince: "You practice Cryromancy?" Holly: "No but the Grand thaw does! She manages Snowvale's weather and general trade." Iron Prince: "What would a clan of snowmen have to trade?" Holly: "Plenty! We've got timber, coal, and frozen delights!" "Or at least we did before King Holzer suspended travel to our sea port. Oh well! No more treats for me!"Iron Prince looks surprised as Holly whines, "Uuagh I want a banana sundae so bad! Blwahh!! Holly composes themselves, "Ugh, sorry. I'm being selfish." The two keep walking through the snow. Iron Prince says "Nah."
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Squid @squidinu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
picking up twigs 6
Scenic sketch of the tundra. Wind blows snow across the mountain.
Holly looks up at the sky: "It's getting late." They look back at Iron Prince. "We should stop here for the night."
Iron Prince frowns: "No, We must be getting close to snowvale village. We can keep going." Holly retorts: "Even if it is, we can't travel in the dark."Iron prince folds her arms with a huff, "But I'm running out of fuel."
Holly: "Then I'll go gather firewood!""
Iron Prince: "You don't have an axe." Holly: Neither do you!"
Iron Prince stands there unamused while Holly storms off to collect fuel for the forge. "You stay here and set up camp!"Holly hikes through a snowy forest of pine trees picking up twigs. "Ah hah! You thought you could hide from me you—" They reach down to pick up a stick. "Twig!"
A large rat dressed in a heavy fur cloak lurks behind the snowman following them quietly.Holly glances over their shoulder. "?" They don't see the rat hiding in the trees. The rat peeks out from his hiding place and approaches the snowman. He leans down and lifts his hand, giving Holly a weakhearted "Hello." The snowman screams "EEK!" in surprise.
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Squid @squidinu.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
a burden shared 7
The rat backs off and says "Easy! Easy now Frosty, don't go stirring ip an avalanche." Holly stammers, "Who are you?" The rat continues while Holly stares, "Bah. I'm just another foolhardy sod who slighted the king." "They named me and my mischief traitors then threw us to the blizzos." 
Holly: "Golly.""But I survived." Sindri cracks a crooked smile, "Hungry and bloody homesick but alive!" He looks to his left with wide eyes, "Now you seem like a good soul..." He claps his hands to his face and grimaces. "You gotta help me my men are all iced or EATEN." He leans in close with wild eyes.
Holly murmurs, "Eaten?" They smile awkwardly, "I'd love to help but my mittens are full!"The rat yanks the wood out of the snowmans hands and smiles. "Yoink! A burden shared is a burden halved!"

Holly: "Thanks! I think." They throw their hands above their heads and exclaims, "I never caught your name!"
The rat gazes up at the sky and smiles softly, "My friends call me Sindri. But—" "My darling calls me picklock, crook, and miscreant."Sindri looms over the camera, the harsh light casting him in shadow. "We got into a petty squabble before the royal guard sent me away. It all seems so distant now. I suppose exile helped clear my head."
Holly imagines Sindri admiring a mysterious suitor while the two hold each other close. 
Sindri stare forward with a clenched fist and mutters, "I'd do anything to see him again."

Holly gives the rat a hopeful smile, "I could get you a boat to powder beach!" Sindri's eyes light up and he gasps, "You would do that for me?" 
Holly goes, "Mhm."
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Squid @squidinu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
adventurers aplenty 8
Holly the snowman smiles and proudly points to themself: "Of course! I am an adventurer after all." Holly waves for Sindri to follow and twirls around in the snow: "C'mon I'll take you back to my camp! Iron Prince is gonna be so excited!" Sindri's scowl cracks into a smirk.Holly and Sindri trek off in the woods side by side. Sindri says "An adventurer eh? You must be awfully brave to handle a job like that." Holly chirps: "You bet!"
We cut back to Iron Prince who has dug out a large trench. in the snowHolly calls to Iron Prince who glances over their shoulder. "I'm baaack!" They run up to the armored knight while Sindri follows close behind carrying wood. "And we've got firewood!" Holly cheers. 
Holly gestures towards their metal friend and says, "Sindri meet Iron Prince!" The rat drops the firewood in surprise and gasps, "THE Iron Prince?" His eyes narrow and a snide grin spreads across his face, "How'd you tame that bitter tyrant?" Iron Prince glares back, "They didn't."
Sindri playfully punches the metal beast's shoulder and chuckles, "I'd hope not! This world needs formidable warriors like you!"Sindri pushes Iron Prince aside as they hiss "What are you getting at?" Sindri huffs, "You act like you've never been flattered before!" Sindri tilts his head to the side and looks at the metal robot sweetly, "I'm saying you're an inspiration." "Never lose sight of that Iron Prince."
"Your deeds don't go unnoticed."
Iron Prince is rattled by the rat's words, looking frantic before letting out a sharp frazzled train whistle. They turn around with a huff.
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Squid @squidinu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
expression practice
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miikesobi @miikesobi.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A meeting of the minds
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The new PSU Art building has a neat riso mural
Wall of Dolly Parton and Tim curry photos in purple and orange
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samson 🌙🔞 OPEN 🖌️ @lunar-orca-ad.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
bunch-o-wips for da people
comm wip 1comm wip 2comm wip 3comm wip 4
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Rambrandt @rambrandt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
comic that's been in my head for a while
panel one: caroline running up to Rory yelling "Rory! Rory!" with Rory responding "Huh?"Panel two: Caroline holding out a frog and saying "Look!" Rory responds "Ah! Wee lad!"Panel three: They both look at each other blissfully

Panel four: Same as the last panel but Caroline asks "can I peg you?" with rory responding excitedly "Aye! Please!"
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samson 🌙🔞 OPEN 🖌️ @lunar-orca-ad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
stomatology is very cheap in our region compared to western/central europe and the US/UK/Australia, so around ~300 bucks can cover her treatment of at least 4 teeth. please consider helping her out on this!!!! all of us love being able to use our molars without pain... dont we :')
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samson 🌙🔞 OPEN 🖌️ @lunar-orca-ad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my beloved has finally started her so long-needed tooth decay treatment, so you should consider sponsorship it further! 🙏🏼 it would mean a lot to both of us 🩷
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samson 🌙🔞 OPEN 🖌️ @lunar-orca-ad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
between comm doodle
meme redraw of my and my fiancee's fursonas
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🔞 Nick Shutter 🦇 @nickshutter.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Spaces for kids have been destroyed or re-worked into stores, adult spaces aren't allowed to be actually "adult" lest we anger the CC companies, and supposedly neutral spaces are full of gambling/porn ads, disinformation, and right-wing pipelines. An internet that is increasingly not for anyone.
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dire @direbatty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
normal about him
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cathy🐹 @diastrons.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
How I’m moving on here
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Felix Colgrave @felixcolgrave.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Housing Inspection
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Luvam- woah what was that 👀 @luvamisguilty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tito, I don't think you should split from your party-- lil comic featuring @cookiedogcreme.bsky.social's Gnoll, Tito :]
A 9 panel comic featuring Tito, a Gnoll barbarian, and Surnym, an incubus.

1: "Tito is now 10 rooms away from his party... In the dungeon of an incubus"
On the left of the panel is Surnym, looking flabbergasted as Tito speeds past his doorway

2-5: Tito's feet thumping against the floor, until they hit a trapped tile with a loud CLAK. A bright pink glow flashes Tito, charming him

6: Tito drooling and blushing as he feels the effects of all his new debuffs- Lust, Needy and Will Break

7: "O-oh!" yelps the hyena as a red hand slaps his ass, "A gnoll?" asks Surnym

8: "How about-" starts Surnym, ready to take advantage of the needy Gnoll, "Please" blushes Tito, "I didnMt even finish my question-"

9: "C'mon, you can moan louder than that~" teases Surnym as he holds Tito's mouth open- the gnoll groaning with loud gasps
"Mhh, you're doing such a great job" praises Surnym as he continues railing the lustful gnoll.
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Toker!! 🔞 @timbertoker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
modern comic
3 panel comic
moose in front of screen saying "aw hell yea a new update!! lets see what they added!!"
then update notes panel with a very ai looking button saying "added this fucking button :3 can you guess what it does?? haha can you??? also it wants you"
third panel is the monitor saying "click me pleaaase~" while moose looks scared
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