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Jason Van Glass is a standup comedian and dog hugger in Hollywood, California principally known for his string of "Road" movies with lifelong friend Bing Crosby The Bob Hope American Patriot Award is named in his honor

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 9h
If you finish last place in the National League, you should get demoted to the American League
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 12h
Culver City has ads for things that only exist in Culver City. You expect me to believe there's really a product called MGM+?
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 12h
There should be a website (like bandintown) that notifies you when an old movie you've added to your watchlist is doing a revival screening in your area
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 13h
I get 90% of my calories from the grocery outlet, but this was from an idiosyncratic mom & pop grocery store
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 13h
(Saved this to drafts 5 days ago) The mlb app lets you "hide spoilers" but even if you do that it still shows you who is 1-0 and who is 0-1 after today's not-yet-streamable game
MLB tv screenshot with the Dodgers / Braves game blacked out and hide spoilers turned on, but it still shows you who won (or would, if I hadn't added a clown emoji)
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 13h
Tom Cruise is a capable actor burdened with a bad script in Digger (2026)
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 17h
I recently found Moxie; it's made from the same plant as angostura bitters, but with caffeine
Glass bottle of Moxie Original Elixar which contains a dark brown liquid that the inventor believed was the cure for Soft Brains
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a lotta yall still dont get it
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's not fair that the Dodgers get all the best players like Max Muncy, Kiké Hernandez, and Andy Pages
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why did it take the streaming companies 7 years to notice?
SMITH’s hundreds of thousands of AI-generated songs were streamed by his Bot Accounts billions of times.  For example, in April 2023, the entire catalogue of Taylor Swift received 9.3 million streams on YouTube Music from family plan streams, while in the same month, Smith’s Bot Accounts used family plans to fraudulently stream his AI-generated music 80.9 million times.  Smith’s Bot Account streams allowed him to fraudulently obtain more than $8 million in royalties from the Streaming Platforms.
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If it works that's an excellent price!!
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An r/GrilledCheese post titles YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK but it's rendered like the onscreen text that starts a Star Wars film and it continues: A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy.
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Incredible first sentence
One man's life with barley, a memoir by Harry HarlanPART ONE

In the Beginning

"MAN IS THE ARCHITECT of his own destiny." It is an inspiring and noble thought, but I cannot help but doubt the assertion
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some of you need to hear this
AMC ad tells you NO POSTING with purple rays of light coming out of the letters
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The conman who sold Springfield a monorail shoves a suitcase of cash into a taxi as he bids farewell
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It took 10 months but I finally have it in my hands. Every day my power grows
Hardcover of the 1957 memoir "One Man's Life With Barley" - the well worn dust jacket shows the author Harry V Harlan sitting in a field of, you guessed it, barley
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I never watch trailers so idk but they were trying to buzz this as a Best Picture and that's a really high expectation to meet. The 2nd half was a lot better than the first but if a reviewer is expecting an Oscar contender that first 30 mins needs to hit Megalopolis was bad. This was just Mickey 17
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I found Don't Look Up unbearable, but Digger was more like Poor Things, or a joyless version of the Phoenician Scheme, two movies I really enjoyed. Shoulda been 30 mins shorter, but almost every movie should be 30 mins shorter
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not a great film but a perfectly good film not deserving of the joyous contempt its commercial failure brought about. Immaculate set design, and a very interesting premise hindered by not revealing the conceit earlier which would justify or at least let us handwave away the hammy/smug/broad stuff
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Digger (2026)
A little girl exhaling the smoke of a cigarette tells another little girl "it brings me pleasure, I'm afraid" in this comic panel written IIRC by Mariko Tamaki
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Very true
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay I'm going back in but I reserve the right to leave at any time. 🙏 for me #Digger #AMCaList
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
she was embarrassed by the attention but as we shuffled out she announced "thank you for supporting original animation" and everyone cheered a second time. Then in the lobby we walked past lots of little girls taking photos in front of the posters and displays. A+ movie going experience. I love LA
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When the credits were over someone in the row behind us yelled "our friend worked on the movie!!" and pointed at someone who looked mortified and then everyone sincerely gave her a round of applause (it was a very good movie) and then her friends started chanting SPEACH SPEECH SPEACHH
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's better than going home?
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I liked The Flash. I thought The Flash was a good Flash movie. What if this is like that
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i heard it was like being stuck in a tuba for 2 hours
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ok real talk SHOULD I SEE DIGGER ? I'm already at the theater and its starting right now
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This movie was fantastic! Whoever greenlit the terrible kangaroo jack ass poster needs to answer for their crimes
Poster for Forgotten Island, the new dreamworks animated feature, which shows the two Filipina lead characters standing behind a dog that looks like he's about to start rapping
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's so funny they bumped The Odyssey out of imax for Digger and The Odyssey is still selling more tickets
Digger imax screening with 55 tickets sold and hundreds unsold Effectively sold out room for TODAY's Odyssey 70mm screening with 100+ tickets sold
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ok but what if we all went to see Digger anyway, as a joke
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alright time to put the boys in: Josue De Paula, Kiké, Miggy. It's Dalton Rushing time
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Smoltz just called Kyle Tucker "Tile Cucker"
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's a million degrees here today
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Andy Pages should not be allowed to challenge strike calls!! Andy!! What are you doing man
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This could be us but you have heatstroke
Dodgers playoff tickets for like $136 behind home plate (it's a million degrees outside)
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
took my dog for a walk, and it's a ghost town outside
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dodgers playoff tickets are only $59 (it's 100° out)
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My letterboxd review of Heat:
The two Italian guys look the same to me so I was really confused
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't think the college DJ should be allowed to play their mother's favorite song if it's a Beck song from 2005. That should be illegal
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can accomplish anything if I put my mind to it Unfortunately, putting my mind to something is complicated and difficult
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay. 4pm. Time to seize the day
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They were in their 50s back then
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm maybe the world's biggest fan of this one guy I heard on a $1 cd taped to a bathroom tile in the "unusual/experimental" section in the Berkeley Amoeba
m.youtube.com
Attitude
YouTube video by Psychic Emperor - Topic
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Went down a Pyrolator rabbit hole after buying his 1979 and 1981 experimental german synthesizer albums on CD 4/$3
m.youtube.com
Pyrolator - Ein Weihnachtsmann kommt in die Disco
YouTube video by Bureau B
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
college dj said "Yo La Tengo still plays shows in New York, even though they're really old now" which I thought was funny but I looked it up and they are really old now :(
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sick of this shit
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this movie sucks
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
During the pandemic I bought hard to find DVDs of the (not streaming anywhere) movies based on my favorite Japanese tv show - and I never opened them - because they are my insurance against an apocalypse scenario/my greatest fear: running out of good stuff I really want to watch
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's a bribe to the documentarian, not a bribe to Graham's sister or whoever
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