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@jasonrtitus1.bsky.social
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Student: "Prof. Titus, what instrument do you play?" J.Ti.: "Mostly Piano and Guitar, why?" Student: "You strike me as a Trombonist."

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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"He came from somewhere back in his long ago..." www.billboard.com/music/music-...
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Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers Reconnects With Son He Put Up for Adoption at Age 14, Nearly 6 Decades Later
The Doobie Brothers' Michael McDonald has reconnected with the biological son he put up for adoption when he was a teenager.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's a question going around on Bluesky about "what would you like to be named after you?" Thing is, I'm pretty sure there's already a skin condition called Jasontitus. ;) (Tasonjitus, on the other hand, was a respiratory ailment that caused me to miss school a lot in the 80s)
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So ya…thought ya…might like to…go to the loo.
Toilet in front of tiles that look like the album cover of Pink Floyd’s “The Wall.”  “The Stall” is half-assedly drawn over the image.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Vernon Honda
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Gastroenterology Got Jokes: Part 1: RN: "I'm gonna put in your IV now." Me: "I'm not so good with needles." RN: "Yeah, me neither." Me: 😳 Part 2: PA: "Can you tell me why you're here today?" Me: "Colonoscopy, but I'd like to add a hair transplant." PA: "We *are* running a BOGO this week." Me: 🤣
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
TBH I find the online efforts to make today some kind of holiday a little bit...forced. #ThatsRightISaidIt #DisturbingLackOfFaith
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I'm assuming both of the people in Angine de Poitrine are Louis Cole until it's proven otherwise.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
80s British Comedy Legends "The Young Ones."
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If you take the first letter of the months from July through November it spells out my first name.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I delivered a pizza to my own surprise party, then had to leave immediately b/c I was still "on the clock." It was my 30th birthday and an ex-girlfriend was there.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Not sure what I was going for in this theory class example...
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
There is so much to celebrate from Rev. Jesse Jackson's life and career. A small part of it is this classic SNL sketch from the early 80s: www.dailymotion.com/video/x54vjte
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The question is moot Reverend Jesse Jackson Saturday night live
Dailymotion video by Jesse Jackson Jr.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Ok, so now that's *3* bands in the last couple years that have ghosted me after I applied for the gig (2 of them after I'd auditioned). Starting to think this might be a "me" problem. Nah...
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a woman says it 's me hi and i 'm the problem it 's me
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Roses are Red Narrow Streets go "One Way" I've got class today 'Cause it's:
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
A couple of days ago while falling asleep I was visited by the memories of all the dogs we had when I was growing up. It was just lovely.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Possible "Rockford Files" reboot in the works. NGL I'm really hoping they use the old theme (updated for the '90s of course). variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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‘Rockford Files’ Reboot Gets NBC Pilot Order
NBC has given out a pilot order to a reboot of the classic series "The Rockford Files."
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I named my fists George and Crumb because after you see my Cross you're gonna yell "Christe" and start to Spiral.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Boards don’t hit back, Charlie Brown.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Everybody organizing the Super Bowl knows that Sting sings in Spanish, right? www.youtube.com/watch?v=BITv...
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Ellas Danzan Solas (Cueca Solo)
YouTube video by Sting - Topic
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Sexy World Series Schedule
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Had a supernatural vision with my breakfast today: #HomestarHomeCooking
Pancake that looks like Strong BadStrong Bad that looks like pancake.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I cannot stop cackling about this one. HOF post.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Me: Just sent an email to audition for a Rush Tribute. Peripheral Neuropathy:
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Vindication!!!! www.nytimes.com/2025/08/12/m...
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‘Road House’ Still Reigns as the Best Bad Movie
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Nuclear reactors on the moon? Do you want “Space 1999?” Because that’s how you get “Space 1999.”
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
If you were alive in the 1980s, this is among the most wonderful & truly incredible things you have ever witnessed in your lifetime.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
In Middle School I wasn't allowed to stay up to watch SNL, so I learned all the Murphy/Piscopo/JLD/Kazurinski/Hall bits from my classmates at school. ("I'm Gumby Dammit!") Fast-Forward 45 years and now I get all the latest "brain rot" memes from my kids' dinner table reenactments. #PlusCaChange
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
A late night at a seedy cantina somewhere in a distant galaxy... Dathon: "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra." Picard: "Sally, When The Wine Runs Out." D: "?????" P: "I mean: Shaka, when the walls fell." D: "Ahhhh. Temba, his arms wide." P: "Thanks dude." #PicardAndDathonAtHooligans
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
If the Steelers sign Rodgers I swear I’m gonna go outside, rip off my Bradshaw throwback jersey and jump into a folding table. #BillsMafiaInitiation
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Learning of the existence of the Peavey "Invective" series of amps has warmed this Slonimsky Fanboy's heart. #SaintNicholas
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
A person who recently treated me in somewhat shabby manner has been mildly inconvenienced (likely as a result of their own actions). #Schadenfreude
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I've been advised to start a podcast that's just my terrible Dad Jokes. Stay tuned for "DadPod," coming soon....
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
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two men are standing next to each other with the words " it 's such a fine line between stupid and clever "
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Auditioned a week ago for a Tom Petty tribute band and goddamit he was right: the waiting *is* the hardest part.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Can confirm: I met my future wife at a gig where I was playing bass. She was also playing bass in the headlining act so it was kismet for sure. :)
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
“keir this is poland, we just signed them. they spent over 4% of gdp on defense last year. their only flaw is they’re not deterred by mutually assured destruction”
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Had a dream last night where I was in a movie theater and Everyone was being *so noisy*-especially the two kids playing snare drums. In the last minute of the film I realized it was an audience participation sitch a la RHPS.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I got “Senior Discounted” at the Bill Gray’s today. Damn. #56isthenew65
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Announcing open auditions for my new Post-Cheugy Dadcore Band: "Don't Go There."
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Regrets, I've had a few. Today I'm regretting not ganking the copy of the source book for "Kittens, Inspired By Kittens" that was *just sitting there* in the free library at my Grandma's senior apartment complex. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8...
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kittens inspired by kittens
YouTube video by blakekelly0
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Motion to start yelling "Firebird!!!!" at Symphony concerts.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Surely somebody has called this migration an “X-odus”. Right?
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Something something banger photo something something. #90sTitus (Photo Credit: David "Chief" Rubin)
Jason Titus crouching and holding a jar of Country Sweet sauce whilst pretending to smoke.  Stratocaster and Toyota Truck in background.  Location: The Vortex Parking Lot.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
Our department is having the walls redone in several offices (water damage from sprinklers--long story). I proposed putting a Halloween Skeleton inside one of the walls and everyone laughed, but nobody said no...
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
25th anniversary of the worst year of my life. Very grateful for all the friends who helped me get through it.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
Delusions of Grandeur: "You should totally audition for the bass spot in that Rush/Dream Theater cover band" Tendinitis:
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
I have a joke about Miles Davis but it's kind of blue.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
Who's the patron saint of Yolo-ing Senior Citizen Parents blithely traveling overseas with dodgy health problems? Asking for a friend...
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