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@jasonrtitus1.bsky.social
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Student: "Prof. Titus, what instrument do you play?" J.Ti.: "Mostly Piano and Guitar, why?" Student: "You strike me as a Trombonist."

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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"But I'm really good at sports when nobody's playing defense!"
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bruce Lee said it best:
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Bruce Lee: 'Boards Don't Hit Back' Meme
Alt: Bruce Lee: 'Boards Don't Hit Back' Meme
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not for nothin' but nobody's defending, so...that might explain a lot actually.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"He came from somewhere back in his long ago..." www.billboard.com/music/music-...
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Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers Reconnects With Son He Put Up for Adoption at Age 14, Nearly 6 Decades Later
The Doobie Brothers' Michael McDonald has reconnected with the biological son he put up for adoption when he was a teenager.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just learned a thing!!! Amazing!
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like to speed run fiction by only reading dialogue. If I miss something it’s ok b/c it’s not real. (I’m only slightly kidding)
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Violin is pretty rough.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is the hero we deserve. :)
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Spinal Tap: Fine Line Between Stupid and Clever
ALT: Spinal Tap: Fine Line Between Stupid and Clever
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Warren Beatty bought the rights to this book and used it as the screenplay for "The Parallax View."
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's a question going around on Bluesky about "what would you like to be named after you?" Thing is, I'm pretty sure there's already a skin condition called Jasontitus. ;) (Tasonjitus, on the other hand, was a respiratory ailment that caused me to miss school a lot in the 80s)
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
...Leonard Bernstein.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's early.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trick question: the real answer is “Stone In Love”. :)
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pat Nixon doing an “Eliza” singing “Sensible Republican Coat”
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bonus points for a chorus line holding shoes doing a Stomp-Style number
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“We Will Bury You” and “In The Arena” pretty much write themselves.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Prof. Nichols: years ago (at the other place) you posted "One show...goodbye!" and my SM radar's been up ever since. :)
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I, myself promise not to depreciate non-taxable items brought forth from the previous tax year.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Mandalorian sitting on a Tuffet. This is the whey.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Pittsburgh Bands (80s Edition) 1. ATS 2. Norm Nardini 3. SPUDS 4. Joe Grushecky 5. Chill Factor (CFI Massive) 6. Carsickness 7. Hector In Paris 8. George Gee and His Make-Believe Ballroom Orchestra 9. Affordable Floors 10. The Flow Band
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
TBH swimming in 1970s Lake Erie was kind of like swimming in a Garbage Plate…
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So ya…thought ya…might like to…go to the loo.
Toilet in front of tiles that look like the album cover of Pink Floyd’s “The Wall.”  “The Stall” is half-assedly drawn over the image.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I had the official "Meteor" trash can in my Pgh. bedroom from 1980-2006.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm pretty sure this is the plot of "Meteor" (1979), starring Sean Connery, Natalie Wood, and Henry Fonda...
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The dregs of this Salted Caramel Cold Brew are hitting like a plastic cup full of just ice. (I’ll see myself out…)
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Side note: how has “DYATH” not become a thing yet? Seems like a pretty useful one these days…
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
(You know, in-between showing movies at Flagstaff and setting up mics for Sophie Masloff) :)
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Shockingly, this predates GTC by 2 years. (CitiParks sound crew had a lot of time on our hands to invent things...)
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
An old bit we had in the late 80s was: "*any verb*-ing the *any noun*." Good times.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"Torturing the Simile."
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This may make me reconsider Nirvana.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
One of the galaxy of reasons I’m sorry the Muppets never met my Mom was her uncanny “Edith Ann” imitation. :)
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Take my money.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Vernon Honda
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I passed my 3-day PhD comprehensive exams mainlining Munchos and Gatorade.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Combos Pretzel and Cheese Seconded!
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I-95 by Fountains of Wayne
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Gastroenterology Got Jokes: Part 1: RN: "I'm gonna put in your IV now." Me: "I'm not so good with needles." RN: "Yeah, me neither." Me: 😳 Part 2: PA: "Can you tell me why you're here today?" Me: "Colonoscopy, but I'd like to add a hair transplant." PA: "We *are* running a BOGO this week." Me: 🤣
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Introduced the kids to it tonight!!
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It was only a matter of time before Philly took over the state. I, for one, welcome our Gritty Overlords. ;)
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I was hoping...
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Take...well, you know. :)
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
He took it upon himself to introduce a bunch of AOR kids to Eno, Bowie, Fripp, Velvet Underground, Ska, Reggae…My hope is that everyone meets a teacher like this along the way.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
One of my most influential HS mentors was given a deck of Oblique Strategies cards as a wedding present. (Back when this was a rare and almost mythical item).
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
For the record I do not heart toxic waste. I consider myself more of a toxic waste centrist.
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Musician Magazine did one in the 80s; I’ll try and dig it up
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Kidding/Not Kidding Rush Enthusiast @jasonrtitus1.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Purvis Anathema. (Spenser's best cover name)
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