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Jason Malinowski @jasonmalinowski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

macOS 27’s notes telling me it will bring “faster and smoothers experiences” is really inspiring confidence.

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Jason Malinowski @jasonmalinowski.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

One of the great parts about the American health care system is the detailed bills you get.

A screenshot of a detailed bill, which has a single line containing some markup of "HBDETBILL" -- some sort of glitch where the generated bill didn't get the actual detailed bill content.

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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 27/12/2025

May we all follow in Gary’s footsteps. 🖋️ Benjamin Schwartz, from 2021 #NewYorkerCartoons

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Jason Malinowski @jasonmalinowski.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

'tis the season to wonder why Amazon doesn't give you any sane way to say "this is a gift from so-and-so" on the shipping label. Because nothing brings the holiday spirit like sending an email to all your family with the tracking code wondering who should open this random package.

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Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I'll start - if you hold CTRL, it will pause Task Manager so the processes don't move around when you're sorted by resource usage

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Jason Malinowski @jasonmalinowski.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

To those who are celebrating, Happy Installing-All-The-Missing-Updates-On-Your-Extended-Family’s-Electronics Day.

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Jason Malinowski @jasonmalinowski.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Me: I need to log into Facebook. Facebook, here's my password and 2FA code. Facebook: SOMEBODY IS TRYING TO LOG INTO YOUR ACCOUNT! YOU NEED TO REVIEW THE LOGIN! Me: uh, that's me? 10 seconds ago? on the same device?

A silly dialog saying "Someone recently tried to log into your account from an unrecognized computer or mobile browser. Because you set up two-factor authentication, your account is temporarily locked. Please complete the following steps to regain access to your account."

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jaredpar @jaredpar.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Interested in working in .NET Tooling? My team is hiring for a few roles. This is a great to impact the .NET ecosystem, work with devs all across Microsoft and help drive the .NET platform forward. jobs.careers.microsoft.com/global/en/jo... jobs.careers.microsoft.com/global/en/jo...

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Meade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Well that escalated quickly.

Seattle Seasons

The Dark Wet
Paralyzing Snow (1/4 inch)
Brightening Wet
Fakeout Sunbreak
Molding Wet
Flowering Wet
Juneuary
Glorious Sun
Oppressive Sun
Choking Smoke
Welcome Drizzle
Spiders <-- We are here
Convergence Zones
The Dark Wet

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Jason Malinowski @jasonmalinowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

If you installed the Visual Studio 2026 preview and were getting lots of errors trying edit C# code…sorry about that. We shipped a fix an hour ago so go check for updates in your Visual Studio Installer.

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Jason Malinowski @jasonmalinowski.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

When replacing the plumbing under your sink drain, it's important to check if your sink is one and a quarter inch pipe, one in a half inch pipe, or, per Home Depot's filter, one and a half foot pipe.

An image from Home Depot's website letting you filter by the size of the fitting, with an entry measured in feet rather than the logical inches.

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 06/08/2025

As a physicist I can easily calculate time dilation from relativistic motion (time slows when you're moving fast) or proximity to a massive object (time slows in gravity) but I have yet to find a solution for emotional time dilation (the task takes five minutes to complete but six weeks to start) 🫠

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Jason Malinowski @jasonmalinowski.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Dear candidates for literally every elected position: sending me unsolicited texts will not make me want to vote for you. In fact, it makes me consider your opponents. Don’t make me consider voting for the crazy primary candidates. Please.

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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Amazing. Respect the lede.

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Nick Craver @nickcraver.com · 11/12/2024

"Why is there an emergency eye wash station in the team room?" "We do code reviews on Thursdays."

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