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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Most TV is just this now.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

And all bets are off in Treehouse episodes. But it must be a constant question.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’m with Mirkin, but it brings up one of my favorite Simpsons wrinkles: when is a character an idiot and when are they as smart as the writers? Homer is the obvious elastic hero, sometimes can’t remember “spoon,” sometimes critiques Jasper Johns.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Taking bets on what we'll rename "America" next: -Outback Steakhouse -Cocaine -The Grafenberg Spot

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Not that I expect much from Politico, but granting anonymity in exchange for total bullshit is malpractice.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

My extremely online 20yo, for whom Seinfeld is a creepy guy and a catalog of dislocated memes, actually sat and watched an episode from the dentist’s chair. Their shocked review: “It’s… funny?” Well, yeah. That’s how comedy used to work.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It’s a very lazy phrase that gives instant moral weight to a low effort, one-source story.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The glorious Clooney double take

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"

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Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain

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Steve Held @peoplesfabric.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

“Son, we live in a world that has pools, and those pools have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You joke about the algae and you mock the paint. You have that luxury… but deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me by that pool. You need me by that pool.”

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Trump never said *which side* had to unconditionally surrender.

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

This would be very very bad writing if it happened, but so much of what we have now is very bad writing, so I live in hope for Chekhov’s Lightning Bolt

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/06/2026

this is legitimately one of my favorite posts of all time

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Current earworm is a nonexistent cover of “Baby Shark” by Swordishtrombones-era Tom Waits. Pray for me.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

If we just speed up the slow, transparent count with opaque technology, then the racist charlatans claiming fraud will have no choice but to accept losing fair and square, and maybe we’ll learn they’re actually dope friends and it’ll be sick to hang out. #xbox #microdosing

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Columbia fishing shirt doesn’t lie

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

He knows what he sounds like. It's his one job.

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/05/2026

that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth

low poly cgi rabbit smoking a cigarette in a field

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

my kid’s used copy of Invisible Man, with impeccable location

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I miss space that was different from other spaces. Everything online is in the same space.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I’m choosing to interpret CBS’s low, zoomy drone shots as the POV of an Evil Dead demon haunting Aronimink Golf Club.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

So glad we found Widow's Bay on Apple TV+. (Are you on here, @katiedippold.bsky.social?) Reminds me of a live-action Bob's Burgers, with sound quality that makes the most of grumbles and throwaways. Matthew Rhys = good as you'd think. Stephen Root, Kate O'Flynn, Dale Dickey, Neal Casey? 👍

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

What Is Dog's Plan For Cleaning Carpet?

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Clearly a failure of society.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Thrift store find: a Hemingway story that’s infinitely sadder and more fabulous.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Have you considered that, for a septuagenarian trophy hunter, “trampled to death by elephants” is basically the dream?

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Future kids: “Did people back then know what cornhole means?”

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

My favorite picture of you. It leapt to mind yesterday for no reason at all.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Some job news: I now work in the newly-established Federal Department of Metaphors. How are we doing so far?

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I'll read this, because I'm assuming that there's some actual news in these memos that the Times is too chickenshit to put in the headline.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I did meet her on Sunday, which proveth to be my lucky bun-day. Knowest ye the truth of my words?

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

It breaks every rule of movies, but Donald Trump is somehow both of these men at once.

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

The one outlet that covers him the way they would a Democrat.

LAST TEMPTATION OF TRUMP
HE MOCKS JESUS!
DAMNS POPE
FIERCE BACKLASH
IS WHITE HOUSE ON DRUGS?
DRUDGE REPORT

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I've grown to enjoy the rococo excess of CBS's Masters production. They just set a lowlight reel of a Sam Burns double bogey 7 to what sounded like the theme from Braveheart.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

The @theonion.com is arguably the best-written newspaper in America. I don't mean "SATIRE IS TRUTH!" I mean their devotion to precise language and the inverted pyramid, telling us what we need to know up top, coloring it with quotations in their proper context. And, of course, SATIRE IS TRUTH!

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

It's a wild gambit to quote someone's question in such detail then... not answer it.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Update: Blocking anyone who says iconic.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Is it a sin to be gay for the Pope?

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Teach the controversy, Julian!

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

It's very early and I misread this as "heavy aquatic water flowers," which still works but is a different song altogether.

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