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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Most TV is just this now.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Taking bets on what we'll rename "America" next: -Outback Steakhouse -Cocaine -The Grafenberg Spot

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

My extremely online 20yo, for whom Seinfeld is a creepy guy and a catalog of dislocated memes, actually sat and watched an episode from the dentist’s chair. Their shocked review: “It’s… funny?” Well, yeah. That’s how comedy used to work.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The glorious Clooney double take

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"

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Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain

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Steve Held @peoplesfabric.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

“Son, we live in a world that has pools, and those pools have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You joke about the algae and you mock the paint. You have that luxury… but deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me by that pool. You need me by that pool.”

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Trump never said *which side* had to unconditionally surrender.

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

This would be very very bad writing if it happened, but so much of what we have now is very bad writing, so I live in hope for Chekhov’s Lightning Bolt

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/06/2026

this is legitimately one of my favorite posts of all time

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Current earworm is a nonexistent cover of “Baby Shark” by Swordishtrombones-era Tom Waits. Pray for me.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

If we just speed up the slow, transparent count with opaque technology, then the racist charlatans claiming fraud will have no choice but to accept losing fair and square, and maybe we’ll learn they’re actually dope friends and it’ll be sick to hang out. #xbox #microdosing

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/05/2026

that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth

low poly cgi rabbit smoking a cigarette in a field

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I’m choosing to interpret CBS’s low, zoomy drone shots as the POV of an Evil Dead demon haunting Aronimink Golf Club.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

So glad we found Widow's Bay on Apple TV+. (Are you on here, @katiedippold.bsky.social?) Reminds me of a live-action Bob's Burgers, with sound quality that makes the most of grumbles and throwaways. Matthew Rhys = good as you'd think. Stephen Root, Kate O'Flynn, Dale Dickey, Neal Casey? 👍

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

What Is Dog's Plan For Cleaning Carpet?

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Thrift store find: a Hemingway story that’s infinitely sadder and more fabulous.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Have you considered that, for a septuagenarian trophy hunter, “trampled to death by elephants” is basically the dream?

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Future kids: “Did people back then know what cornhole means?”

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Some job news: I now work in the newly-established Federal Department of Metaphors. How are we doing so far?

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I'll read this, because I'm assuming that there's some actual news in these memos that the Times is too chickenshit to put in the headline.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I did meet her on Sunday, which proveth to be my lucky bun-day. Knowest ye the truth of my words?

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

It breaks every rule of movies, but Donald Trump is somehow both of these men at once.

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

The one outlet that covers him the way they would a Democrat.

LAST TEMPTATION OF TRUMP
HE MOCKS JESUS!
DAMNS POPE
FIERCE BACKLASH
IS WHITE HOUSE ON DRUGS?
DRUDGE REPORT

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I've grown to enjoy the rococo excess of CBS's Masters production. They just set a lowlight reel of a Sam Burns double bogey 7 to what sounded like the theme from Braveheart.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

The @theonion.com is arguably the best-written newspaper in America. I don't mean "SATIRE IS TRUTH!" I mean their devotion to precise language and the inverted pyramid, telling us what we need to know up top, coloring it with quotations in their proper context. And, of course, SATIRE IS TRUTH!

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Update: Blocking anyone who says iconic.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Is it a sin to be gay for the Pope?

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

So it was neither a sincere threat nor a bluff. It was the huffing and puffing of a circus performer before he presses two weightless balloons marked "500lb" over his head.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Bluesky, you're still the goat at showing me someone's first take on a big news story from a day besides today.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Hurtful. ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I'm amazed by these faux-level headed analyses of how a Trump goon could have sustained the paradox of a having a criminal POTUS if they'd just made better choices.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Trump walking into the Supreme Court

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

JUSTICE KAGAN: "Let's say an immigrant from Scotland gives birth to a child who grows up to commit 34 felonies, operate fraudulent businesses, assault women, and steal federal property. Could he be denaturalized and sent to some hellish foreign prison? Full of fire ants, maybe?"

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Incredible that Barthes wrote 'The Death of the Author' before Substack was even invented.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I am clicks-sponsored-results years old.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Big deal. As a man in my 50s, I can produce thin strands of hair that look like glass.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Ratings crash at CBS News and here's the thought killing my schadenfreude buzz: What if—whether she knows it or not—Weiss' actual job is to destroy the place? Replace it with absolutely nothing.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

You can't write about the Trumps' vast Saudi business ties on the front page every day. But when you get a story like this, HOW CAN YOU NOT MENTION IT? @nytimes.com

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Hey, @nytimes.com, your reporters went to some length to cast doubt on this claim. Maybe the the question in the headline shouldn't be "Who?" but "Really?" Or just post the "Sure, Jan," meme and save us all the time.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I think we've hit the "Losing Money in the Casino Business" stage of his presidency.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Memo to Trump's writers: We get it—he's gay.

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Kavanaugh: "Maybe the bank robbers behaved in a manner unsupported by the No Bank Robbing Act. But they have since spent the money on a briefcase of cocaine, which they subsequently consumed on a chartered yacht. The bank asks for the impossible: for this Court to somehow unsort that blow."

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Army recruiters should lead with, “How would future-you like to drink at a private club with a real cannon out front?”

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Jason Ross @jasonjross.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

*Doffs cap to Wyna Liu for that red herring*

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