Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 12/10/2026I know it's only because he never really learned to use the Cricut but the lack of linework makes the center wolf look less 'fearsome' and more 'having a bad time with some Warheads candy' 040
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 09/10/2026You can't call yourself a dumb bitch if you haven't made a trip to Costco on a Friday afternoon with a winter storm looming thinking you were going to pick up some hamburger buns. This is stolen valor 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 09/10/2026If you're smart with the clock you can squeeze in a couple quarters of ball while the eye is passing over. I do not see an issue here 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 09/10/2026We gotta start wrapping up concerts on weeknights by 9PM. You got an opening act and don't even get the show started until 7? Jaaaaaaaaaail. 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 08/10/2026Drew the muffin wrapper does not count as a half muffin. I am siding with kidrew here 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 05/10/2026Once again, I would follow Hayley Williams into hell 020
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 03/10/2026Me to MSST most weeks: Hell yeah brothers, don't ever let anybody take those cowbells away Me when Alabama plays in Starkville: Wtf. These people should be banned from every venue in the country. Can't even follow one simple rule. Buncha savages 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 03/10/2026Got all excited to fire up another Witcher 3 playthrough on the remaster but then I remembered there were no worlds left to conquer. Wept instead. 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 02/10/2026Y'all pray for me, I've got about a week to teach my wife three albums' worth of Olivia Rodrigo bridges 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 02/10/2026Nothing could tempt me to wade back into this hot mess of a franchise but this comes oh so close 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 01/10/2026I did not know Mike Tomlin had the tism like this. I am in awe. 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 30/09/20261. Trough in an otherwise-empty restroom so I can strafe from end to end with no judgment 2. Everything else 3. Those weird circular troughs under any circumstances 030
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 28/09/2026They got green lasers shooting out of their hootiehoos at the VMAs, and on the lord's day and everything 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 27/09/2026I really thought ESPN knew not to air the crowd noise during that song 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 27/09/2026Shane Beamer is the only coach SC has had since I moved here that I actually like and I will be sad when he gets fired for Brian Kelly after this season But also I hope KDB runs up the score on him a little bit more tonight 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 27/09/2026Shane isn't Beaming anymore (did anyone do this yet) 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 25/09/2026After the discourse, if you *don't* bring an iced coffee to the interview, I have to assume you are a coward and I will never hire or respect you 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 25/09/2026Feels like the prompt used to create this would be of import and entered into evidence, and would somehow be even more embarrassing than this Stephen Curtis Chapman-ass slop song 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 24/09/2026Workplace crime is the only possible use for Carolina Reapers. He should proceed with this teachable moment 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 24/09/2026Sounded suspicious that someone of your generation had enough money for food in the first place, tbh 160
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 20/09/2026I am an elderly mid-40s man and my heart cannot take it if Bama is going to be a second-half team this season 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 19/09/2026Bussey's knee was down, but it was down sideways, so that might not have been a good trade 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 19/09/2026Torn, I want to witness the continued humiliation of Dabo but I don't want to contribute to Bill Belichick viewership 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 18/09/2026Heartbreaking: economy so bad a local multibillionaire has to work until he's 96 020
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 18/09/2026I was okay with the chart but I had to tap out at the "Aella re-enacts that Piper Perri meme" picture some deviant posted in the replies I am now a revolutionary against those six people specifically 0100
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 18/09/2026Ryan Murphy did a live-action reshoot of that vomiting scene from Family Guy in this Lizzie Borden series. It's a lot! 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 17/09/2026Absolutely incredible. A Sports Guy offered to build a local HBCU a brand new football stadium *for free* and they just...said OK without even seeing a contract or even Googling the Sports Guy. Real big "But Tom Cruise said I needed to send him these gift cards!" energy from the quoted board memberwistv.comONLY ON WIS: Former Allen University trustee says board approved stadium project without seeing contractA federal indictment against the man behind Allen University’s failed football stadium project is raising questions about how trustees approved the agreement. 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 15/09/2026Congrats to Ed Sheeran for his 2026 Nobel Prize in Not Reading the Room 0133
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 15/09/2026Gee I can't imagine why they didn't want reporters shooting video of this. The man's brain stem is as strong as ever. 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 15/09/2026Macaulay Culkin got me tearing up like it's My Girl 2 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 15/09/2026We might need a musical episode of SVU after that Emmys opening 010
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 14/09/2026Definitely ask! Found out from my mom last year that I never got the measles vaccine as a kid because I...got measles? In the 1980s somehow? 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 12/09/2026Can't believe we got Bama is a basketball school and Kentucky is a football school before GTA6 001
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 11/09/2026Someone flying a plane into the giant peach in Gaffney 000
Jason @jasongarner.swifties.social · 10/09/2026At what point are we going to be honest with ourselves and admit we misidentified a giraffe 010
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