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And we need a villain!

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Found my page and Amazon has nothing to say about my ass. A little disappointed TBH.

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That said, I too have had my heart ripped out and stomped on by Max Fucking Muncy. It’s bad.

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Jason Fry @jasoncfry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If you head for the exits during a potentially deciding postseason game you should be banned for life. (Of course it’s Braves fans.)

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This sign at LGA always amuses me. It’s a solid steel fence with concrete at the top and bottom! What am I, the Hulk?

A sign at LGA warning that unauthorized persons are prohibited beyond it and violators will be prosecuted

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Jason Fry @jasoncfry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Extra credit to my dumb phone for thinking I meant to type “Hegemony”

Jason Fry @jasoncfry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“I ain’t no human being.” (Plus a wink emoji)

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Svetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏

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roterote @roterote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think Greg is correct, but Americans need to be aware that Magyar’s Tisza government is aggressively going after every Fidesz official, removing them, using every lever of the state to yank them out of power. This is far more aggressive and rapid than anything proposed in the US so far.

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roterote @roterote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The US Democrats need to look at their next Presidency as an endless sprint to obliterate MAGA, every day for years. Until the cancer is gone then there should be no time wasted on MAGA tears or conciliation. Only endless justice and rebuilding the democracy. Govern like every day is the last day.

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No win for you, Freddy Peralta. You hapless irritating underwhelming tooth-grinding dickface.

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No one should like this. Degenerates.

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Nuclear war begins. Everybody: Oh no! Me, an Asshole: Hooray! Neither Freddy Peralta nor the Yankees will win!

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Freddy Peralta vs. the Yankees? Fuck me.I’m rooting for an asteroid to hit Tampa Bay.

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WITH A RELENTLESS WARRIOR ETHOS

Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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Mason Miller is the best athlete named after two professions that become important as a hunter-gatherer society evolves into an agrarian society

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Lots of Rubicons crossed that never should have been.

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Watergate. Not really kidding: Key developments knocked Sesame Street off the air, and all the grown-ups were visibly on edge.

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Don’t think that was my text, but the reading in 3/4 looks correct to me.

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Jason Fry @jasoncfry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Wow. OK that was a good one.

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Sweet Jesus. The 2026 postseason has been Exhibit A in the need to automate balls and strikes. Home-plate umps have been terrible, and getting the calls right shouldn’t depend on the players and a layer of NFL bullshit.

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Jason Fry @jasoncfry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Austin Wells man … just no.

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Will Leitch @williamfleitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just get rid of the fucking challenge system and automate balls and strikes already.

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I have written about this before, but the only place I’ve ever seen fans try to get an autograph from a player WHILE HE WAS IN THE ON-DECK CIRCLE was at Nats Park.

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Ha I was keeping that one in my back pocket in case of objections.

Nats fans, probably. Dumbest fan base I've ever seen. (Not you, of course, offended Nats fan. You're obviously the exception.)

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This bonkers war.gov ad is not Paul Verhoeven’s most subtle work.

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Death, taxes, and the Rays fixing pitchers.

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Messick, despite his execrable musical taste, has a very satisfying pitching motion.