jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"Sir, please don't eat the award. Sir? Please?" 000
Reposted by @jasoncard.bsky.socialAnna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I mentioned the men’s rights movement in passing to my very not-online therapist. Her eyes got enormous and then she said, very carefully, “Do men… not have rights currently?” 513568320
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Some kinda Zeno's paradox joke in here somewhere? 000
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I heard they are made entirely of gold. They had to paint them black to avoid blinding drivers with the glare 000
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Life is too short to sit through an Eli Roth film. 010
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Cool. I learned something there. Thanks! 010
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Respect to Forbes for putting in over 20 years of work on this running gag, though. That's craft. 030
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Morrissey never fails to disappoint, in being very disappointing 010
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Can't wait till we don't have to hear about AI-hyoe nonsense any more 110
Reposted by @jasoncard.bsky.socialThe Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 24/06/2026Sen. Peters: "Yes or no, if a state refuses to turn their absentee voter list over to the federal government, will the Postal Service still mail their ballots under this proposed rule?" Postmaster General David Steiner: "Under our proposed regulation, no." 2001565870
Reposted by @jasoncard.bsky.socialHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool 502243355590
Reposted by @jasoncard.bsky.socialTorturously Okay: Dead and Loving It @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Most art isn’t there to hold its audience’s hand and walk them to enlightenment. If you watch Fight Club and come away adoring Tyler Durden, the movie has made its point just the same, but it’s made its point about you rather than to you 2510121
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 18/06/2026They probably wouldn't type anything at all. That sounds like a lot of work. 030
Reposted by @jasoncard.bsky.socialLance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 18/06/2026did you happen to see this, Cory? I thought it was nails. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-...mcsweeneys.netAI Economics for Dummies“Xavier owns an apartment that he rents out at a loss of $1 billion/month. Seeing this success, he decides to make financial commitments to construct $850 bi... 15619
Reposted by @jasoncard.bsky.socialLora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 16/06/2026DOJ rushes in to help SpaceX, asking a court to toss a lawsuit filed by NAACP against Musk's AI company. The suit focuses on air pollution from xAI use of methane gas-burning turbines to power data centers in Memphis, TN & Southaven, MS. www.cnbc.com/2026/06/16/u...cnbc.comSpaceX gets assist from DOJ in effort to toss NAACP air pollution lawsuitThe DOJ is asking a Mississippi federal court to dismiss a lawsuit filed by the NAACP against Elon Musk's xAI, now owned by SpaceX. 78632
Reposted by @jasoncard.bsky.socialmolly taft @mollytaft.com · 16/06/2026NEW: the US government intervened Monday on behalf of xAI in a lawsuit over its gas turbines, claiming that the company needs to run the turbines in order to power Grok, which is "vital" for national security lots of wild stuff in the filing:wired.comDOJ Lawyers Argue xAI Is ‘Vital’ for National Security in NAACP LawsuitIn a bid to dismiss a lawsuit over xAI's polluting gas turbines, the Justice Department claimed the company is integral to military operations—including the Iran War. 1372219922
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I'm dead just thinking about running that far. 000
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 08/06/2026The Economist displaying their famous sense of humor. 000
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 08/06/2026It's a nice night for a nap. I'm just saying. If he goes I hope we get more "Trump tries to stand up from a chair" highlights 000
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 07/06/2026That "getting out of the chair" sequence was hard to watch. As was the rest of it, tbf 020
Reposted by @jasoncard.bsky.socialAdam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 01/06/2026Wonder if this might have some relevance in the US 🤔 27321
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Nothing wrong with STFU Frusats, too. STFU in all times and situations. When in doubt, STFU 010
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I'm picturing YMCA played by Vance on accordion, Steven Miller on Vocals, and Trump with a sick kazoo solo in the middle. Then played four straight times cuz it's the only song they know. 020
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I feel like neither of those authors would recognize themselves in a "conservative" movement such as Matt Walsh's 010
Reposted by @jasoncard.bsky.socialWilliam Bibbiani @williambibbiani.bsky.social · 30/05/2026The next time a director says bullshit like this, I want the interviewer to ask: "If AI was around when you made your other films, which artists would you have fired?" I mean it. Name real fucking names. Of all the brilliant people you worked with, who do you think doesn't deserve a job anymore? 191548643
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 15/05/2026That's the most normal I have ever seen him standing, though. 000
Reposted by @jasoncard.bsky.socialManisha Sinha @profmsinha.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.” 133136324609
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 04/05/2026My favorite long-running podcast just abruptly ended, and damn I didn't expect to be so emotional about it. 000
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 01/05/2026They're really giving their whole game away there, huh? 010
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Not sure Fetterman and "aware" are often used in the same sentence these days 010
Reposted by @jasoncard.bsky.socialThe Chaser @chaser.com.au · 22/04/2026Watchdogs say the previous CEO model suspiciously started slowing down immediately after the announcement chaser.com.au/business/app... 774061556
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Def a highlight of of 2026, as it was a highlight of 2024, when I thought it was happening the first time. 000
Reposted by @jasoncard.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars. There's just gotta be a line somewhere. Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this. 308147512762
Reposted by @jasoncard.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more. 816335287966
Reposted by @jasoncard.bsky.socialChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 20/04/2026Klaus McForkface, a lifting robot developed by German manufacturer Linde AG, performed a stunning 1200-kilogram (2646 lb) overhead lift in Hamburg, beating the human world record by more than 300% 201276260
jasoncard.bsky.social @jasoncard.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I'd bet that the only reason these companies haven't completely collapsed now is that the CEO's can't be everywhere to screw up everything. 0121
