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Jason Botelho

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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 11h
I worked alongside Laura for four years, on the radio and television side of the Senate and everything Meredith says in this thread is spot on. Laura was an authentic, kind person who worked in an environment that was often overrun with the opposite kind of person. This world needs more Lauras.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 23h
Pat Murphy is an insufferable dickhead
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This reads like a @jonbois.bsky.social bit.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sonia Citron only making all-defense 2nd team is a case of “lotta voters aren’t watching the games.”
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“I’m Megan Fox. I was a sex symbol two decades ago. My hair was stolen from the tails of many, many sick horses who were due for euthanization. We can mail you boner medicine.”
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Who would have guessed that the noodle-armed guy with scrambled eggs for brains would somehow not read the league’s best safety sitting on the underneath route?
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Absolutely believable pass by Tua.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You must be a delight at parties.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He cooks a delicious steamed ham.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Horns down always and forever
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Every single person who tells you Arch Manning will be the first quarterback drafted is gaslighting you.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“This kid reminds me of Trace McSorley” delivered as a compliment is wild.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Epic deals?” What in the world are you talking about?
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Game 1 of the WNBA finals in approximately six weeks
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Joe Lacob hitting the “night night” is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Great steal by the defensive player of the year.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lmfao
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is a very long review from a crew with a lot of heat on them on what is a very clear reckless closeout
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Get Tiffany Hayes off the court
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When Vegas wins this game please remember this sequence of hero ball from Tiffany Hayes
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think it’s extremely funny that the crew from Atlanta/New York game 2 has been assigned to GSV/Vegas tonight.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kelsey Mitchell isn’t the example you want to make here as someone who attends Liberty University and is widely believed to be the person Dupree references here who skipped a (pre-Caitlin) Fever Pride event because she “didn’t want anyone to think” she was gay. justwomenssports.com/reads/an-hon...
justwomenssports.com
An honest conversation with the WNBA’s Candice Dupree and Amanda Zahui B. during Pride
The players discussed being open about their sexuality, the influence of the WNBA's advocacy and bills targeting transgender youth in sports.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Leaving out the Indiana of it all, GSV might well win the WNBA championship this year and could go into next season with a (hypothetical) rotation of Veronica Burton, Kaila Charles, Gabby Williams, Napheesa Collier, Iliana Rupert, Ceci Zandalsini, Janelle Salaun, Kiah Stokes, and Kaitlyn Chen.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social Watching baseball
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What/who is the audience for an 8-part documentary where a Nazi-enthusiast and a billionaire philanderer discuss a 23 year old album that was good, not great?
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Chase Meidroth has the look of a person who has never voted.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I voted for Kevin Fahy.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Having attended USC’s 2024 game at Uconn (FTFO), I’m on the mailing list for Huskies’ basketball tickets. This year, to be eligible to purchase tickets for “premium games” you must also purchase a ticket to a UConn football game. They have to be the only university where that’s a thing.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think it’s so exciting when there’s no consistency from game to game or even half to half in what is a foul and what is not a foul, because I am a moron.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“This is the exciting thing about refereeing.”
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hope everyone in Cumberland, GA enjoys a lovely winter, relaxing their arms to gear up for more racism in 2027.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jalon Daniels playing on Thursday Night Football tomorrow.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also, does it affect the ease with which one’s application can be approved if they’ve ever been nearly murdered?
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
David Ortiz earned $160 million in salary alone. You cannot convince me that he has ever purchased life insurance.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Linda Cohn pivoting to MAGA was as predictable as the sun setting in the west.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At any point does the thought cross Dave’s/Andrew’s/Brandon’s mind “okay this all looks bad, let’s just play De Paula at DH?”
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t read any of this as being a Valkyries player decision. Practice and shoot around being canceled almost certainly was about prioritizing recovery and a decision made by Nakase and the front office.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Todd Tichenor calling that third strike like he’s on the Guardians payroll.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wearing a t-shirt that says “MICROPLASTICS!”
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Odd…that appeared to be the skyline of the city of Atlanta when the stadium is located in an entirely different, unincorporated, place.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The simplest solution is to not go searching for one when a problem does not exist.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Taking a break from their normal activities (locking the car when they see a Black person on a sidewalk, dressing like Charlie Kirk) fans of the Atlanta Baseball Club have made the long drive south on I-575 to chant racistly.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*with the deadest eyes you’ve ever seen* “Sports.”
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There’s no better metaphor for modern life than the fact that there’s a Temu Marlins Man.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just posting the Atlanta Dream’s net points per 80 possessions for no particular reason at all
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“This is the semifinals. The stage doesn’t get bigger than this, Chiney.” Actually, Malika, believe it or not, it does.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I CAN BELIEVE IT
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He has 23.5 million monthly listeners on Spotify and has been touring and selling out arenas for years. Hell, he was playing a 60,000 seat football stadium last night.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You say these lies after you’ve finished your exit interview because you don’t want to answer any questions about them.
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Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It would behoove their front office to really step up their game scouting abroad. They’re already way behind half the league who has realized that you can do a lot of roster building when you’re spending 0.00000009% of your cap on the Paulines Astier of the world versus paying Mo Billings 800k.
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