Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 11hSonia Citron only making all-defense 2nd team is a case of “lotta voters aren’t watching the games.” 012
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 15/10/2026“I’m Megan Fox. I was a sex symbol two decades ago. My hair was stolen from the tails of many, many sick horses who were due for euthanization. We can mail you boner medicine.” 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Who would have guessed that the noodle-armed guy with scrambled eggs for brains would somehow not read the league’s best safety sitting on the underneath route? 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Every single person who tells you Arch Manning will be the first quarterback drafted is gaslighting you. 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026“This kid reminds me of Trace McSorley” delivered as a compliment is wild. 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Game 1 of the WNBA finals in approximately six weeks 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Joe Lacob hitting the “night night” is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Great steal by the defensive player of the year. 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This is a very long review from a crew with a lot of heat on them on what is a very clear reckless closeout 100
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026When Vegas wins this game please remember this sequence of hero ball from Tiffany Hayes 100
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I think it’s extremely funny that the crew from Atlanta/New York game 2 has been assigned to GSV/Vegas tonight. 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Leaving out the Indiana of it all, GSV might well win the WNBA championship this year and could go into next season with a (hypothetical) rotation of Veronica Burton, Kaila Charles, Gabby Williams, Napheesa Collier, Iliana Rupert, Ceci Zandalsini, Janelle Salaun, Kiah Stokes, and Kaitlyn Chen. 130
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What/who is the audience for an 8-part documentary where a Nazi-enthusiast and a billionaire philanderer discuss a 23 year old album that was good, not great? 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Chase Meidroth has the look of a person who has never voted. 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Having attended USC’s 2024 game at Uconn (FTFO), I’m on the mailing list for Huskies’ basketball tickets. This year, to be eligible to purchase tickets for “premium games” you must also purchase a ticket to a UConn football game. They have to be the only university where that’s a thing. 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“This is the exciting thing about refereeing.” 100
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I hope everyone in Cumberland, GA enjoys a lovely winter, relaxing their arms to gear up for more racism in 2027. 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026David Ortiz earned $160 million in salary alone. You cannot convince me that he has ever purchased life insurance. 100
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Linda Cohn pivoting to MAGA was as predictable as the sun setting in the west. 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Todd Tichenor calling that third strike like he’s on the Guardians payroll. 010
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Odd…that appeared to be the skyline of the city of Atlanta when the stadium is located in an entirely different, unincorporated, place. 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Taking a break from their normal activities (locking the car when they see a Black person on a sidewalk, dressing like Charlie Kirk) fans of the Atlanta Baseball Club have made the long drive south on I-575 to chant racistly. 010
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026*with the deadest eyes you’ve ever seen* “Sports.” 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There’s no better metaphor for modern life than the fact that there’s a Temu Marlins Man. 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just posting the Atlanta Dream’s net points per 80 possessions for no particular reason at all 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“This is the semifinals. The stage doesn’t get bigger than this, Chiney.” Actually, Malika, believe it or not, it does. 010
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You say these lies after you’ve finished your exit interview because you don’t want to answer any questions about them. 020
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It is confounding to me that people watch this goober and find her enjoyable. 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In case you’re wondering “who is the demographic that cares about and closely follows both NASCAR and the wnba?” it’s me. 130
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A conclusion that I’ve reached in the weeks since listening to Choosin’ Texas is that more people should be aware of Jess Williamson who has been making great country music since 2018 sans the whole Nashville Machine of it all. 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I hate when I get my arms tangled (when someone is trying to pull my arm clean off my body) 010
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dallas should draw up more plays for Arike because she’s their best player (I wrote this draft two years ago). 200
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sonia Citron: great basketball player Sabreena Merchant: great basketball writer www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...nytimes.comSonia Citron never thought she’d play in the WNBA. Now she’s the Mystics’ go-to scorer (Gift Article)“Sonia's very soft spoken. But (teammates) listen, and they hang on every word and respect her.” 030
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As violent as you think any tv show is, it isn’t even half as violent as Mayor of Kingstown, a show that I have watched every episode of. 100
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This might age terribly but the SEC is magnitudes better than the Big 10 this year. On a neutral field, I’d take Georgia, Texas, Alabama, Florida, Ole Miss, and LSU over Ohio State. And the way the Big 10 is playing out, they’re only getting two teams into the playoff. 010
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Miami/Florida game this season is going to be very fun. 100
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I want Tennessee to win so that they can dump Arch Manning in the river after the game. 010
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Chambliss, Stockton, Taylor, Sellers, Brown, Russell > Arch 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Has anybody ever figured out why Ilona Maher, famous rugby player, is coaching a person playing soccer in the Marriott Bonvoy commercial? 100
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Where were you when you discovered Lynne Roberts had been fired? I was onboarding a new contractor over zoom, saw the alert, reacted with joy, and then had to explain the concept of “Lynne Roberts” to a very patient stranger. 000
Jason Botelho @jasonbotelho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s when an interview subject says “can we discuss this off the record?” and the interviewer says “yes.” 000
