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That’s my aunt you’re talking about! And you’re probably right

george 💿 @deejaygeejaygee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

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When your B2B partner and you don't have chemistry

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Fully thirty years and hundreds of tellings later we still laugh too

Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

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Me Here To Do The Thinking #3 is live. It's "big macs for the whole band, Otto" as @ckunzelman.bsky.social and I continue to mostly disagree about Neil Young's whole discography. This time we hit the 88 - 08 canonization run. Listen here: www.patreon.com/SFULTRA/post... or the usual podcast places

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Neither, but I carry the suppressed young lad within me

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My nan rarely swore but the above and a neighbour struggling to find a swearword bad enough for her ten-yr-old son after he did something bold, only to settle on “Hoormaster” were two of her favourite vignettes

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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

My nan was in Lynch’s once and a group of women were cooing over a newborn at the counter. A young lad behind them waiting to pay for his sweets sighed impatiently. “Isn’t the baby lovely” one of the ladies said to him. In the broadest Cavan accent you can imagine he replied: “He’s a fuckin bastard”

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What your mentions look like when you say that bamboo tastes bad

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Exactly. Mine was better though

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And this. I really am wonderful bsky.app/profile/jase...

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Aged 10 I dropped a coin in Lynch’s of Arva as I was paying for a Monster In My Pocket (25p) and caught it on the toe of my shoe. Another great moment

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That’s how I remember it anyway, I had a few drinks in.

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J @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

In a restaurant last night, out of the corner of my eye I saw the little lamp falling off our table and I caught it with a smooth nonchalant reflex, drawing admiring ooohs from the table next to us.

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[Christy Moore in little heard Lisdoonvarna live version] “In stink bugs vibrational movements and pheromone release are signs of sexual play, 28 creamy pints came out on a tray”

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J @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

This is Beamish

Norman Rockwell, unpopular opinion guy standing up at public meeting

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Nothing like cracking open a cold one (book) with the boys

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Viriconia @viriconia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Me looking at the menu board in the chipper

A truly terrible looking hedgehog cake with malteser eyes and chocolate fingers as spikes. The worst part is the gums and teeth.

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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Eating hoagies that are very big

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Setting me up on purpose now surely. A true friend

Texts

Q: What time would you like to meet ?

A: What u think? 7? Half 7?
🟫 (brown square signifying “After 8” ?

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I don’t want to buy it now actually. This is my ritual, the precursor signs watched for, and carried out lovingly.

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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 09/01/2024

Will AI remake from a coathanger and pliers the bent piece of metal that makes up part of the flush mechanism that has broken every 6 months since we moved into the house ten years ago and that I keep forgetting to actually try to buy in the hardware? Will it fuck

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‘Wanderer above the Sea of Fog’ is my least favourite of Caspar David Friedrich’s paintings, and I think it’s because I can’t get it out of my head that the figure at the centre is Mick Hucknall from Simply Red

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Seamus @smsbrk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

A multi drawer air fryer? Didn't know I was following a monarch

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It’s a cabinet with many such drawers. It takes over an entire wall in our spare kitchen.

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Turned on the wrong drawer of the airfryer for 20 minutes. In my biopic they will play “She Moved Through the Fair” over this

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sideshow bob rock @fifteenbeers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

From Sara Baume’s Seven Steeples

Sigh had been sorting pencils, one afternoon.
They came from old boxes and cases and desk organ-isers. They were stubby and chewed and blunt. He rose from the place where he had been sitting and approached Bell, who was sitting in a close by but different place. He leaned over her shoulder and held them out. He splayed them across his open palm and fingered through their skinny trunks, pencil by pencil, jabbing them apart.
Him is yours, Sigh said, and him, and him, because Bell liked the 4Bs and over, whereas Sigh
liked the 3Bs and under.
She was graphite and charcoal; he was every kind of H.

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banger of a post. creased at the thought of him watching the phantom menace

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J @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

Learned my lesson from the time I accidentally smiled at Ivan Yates while cycling and had to counteract it immediately by booing

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J @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Signed copy of Ivan Yates €5. Unsigned €10.

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captiveportal.bsky.social @captiveportal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I think this is a book that might change things for me and for only €24.99

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J @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Genuinely, if you zoom in a tiny bit on the photo of the two heads and cross your eyes a bit like you’re looking at a Magic Eye puzzle you can create a bonus third character “Jicheál Marvin”

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J @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

No need to talk down to your readers, it’s called an orchiectomy

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J @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

10 years since Limited Edition Padre Pio Volvic. The time does fly in.

Water bottle with image of Padre Pio on the label

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Paintings of London @paintingsoflondon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

'Wasteground with Houses, Paddington' (1970–72) by Lucian Freud (Garden Museum)

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J @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A lad did a close pass on me as I cycled home. Caught up with him at the next lights and peeped in expecting to see him on the phone. No, leaned over trying to paw the dregs out of a giant bag of crisps, and fair enough

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Richard Morris @ahistoryinart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In the 'The Lustre Bowl,' (1908) William Nicholson plays with the shining contrast of the bowl against a dark black background. He would set up a still life and leave it untouched for days, absorbing every element. The flash of light lifts the picture out of the ordinary.

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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I, and I cannot stress this enough, loves me county (AND this is more effective advertising than ten thousand AI generated flyers)

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J @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It was just a random selection, honest!

ee @joanofarcofsex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

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Got the lead removed out of my drinking water and now I don't like how it tastes. I wish I was joking.

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Gwen @ionceposted.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ireland First Class Citizen type: Greyhound torture enthusiast Plant Hire CEO who would pass a lie detector test if the question was "who is the most persecuted person in the world" and they answered "me"

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J @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Good point, if they don’t get McDonalds no fries will trickle down to the less-loved kids.