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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

I've just taken possession of the new #Valheim boardgame. It s'nice.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Hello lovelies. I haven't been on BSky all year. What did I miss?

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Happy New Year, BSkyers. My hangover and I wish you health, wealth and happiness in 2025. ♥️

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

They've saved the best, till last... On the 24th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a 13-sided d11 with 100% extra 1s, 3s, 4s and 5s, plus a zero and 10. No 8s or 9s. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF

A blue dice with very random numbers. Bottom view.

A blue dice with random numbers. Side view.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

On the 23rd day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... I have no words... it's like something Gary Gygax might have excreted after a particularly argumentative curry. 17 sides and less than 10 numbers *sob* #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF

A gold-ish coloured thing supposed to be a dice. The numbers are randomly carved across it. It's is not geometric at all.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

On the 21st day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a terrashitta 'laterz loserz' figure and a 20-sided d100 of ultimate chaos (numbers include 19, 71 and 43 #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF

Gaming figure, running and seemingly waving of their pursuers.

Blue 20-sided dice with random array of numbers including 19 and 80.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

On the 21st day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... an almost perfect D4 that is sadly designed by someone who doesn't know how d4s work, and a 12-sided d10 with 100% extra 3s and 4s #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream

A gold D4 dice with numbers in the wrong place, and a blue 12-sided dice

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

On the 20th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... another terracrappa warrior and something that could be a duegar (evil dwarf), Namibian Santa or possibly Black Pudding Man (the defender of Yorkshire fry-ups) #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious

Two gaming figurines. On the right a terracotta- looking warrior, on the left some misshapen black figure with what could be a white beard.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

On the 19th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... that crappy hand-carved figure that Maximus had in his cell in Gladiator, only MORE crap and with his sword glued back on. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #gladiator #MaximusCrapnusOhReallyus

Brown figure of a warrior. Very roughly sculpted - possibly by a child.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

On the 18th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a 14-sided D4... with added 7 #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious

Golden 14-sided dice that is blank on many faces

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Die Hard 2 complete (again). DH1, yesterday. Will I get to Jeremy Irons before Xmas...?

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Just watched Black Doves on Netflix. Great script and acting, good action, Christmassy and (spookily) featuring a lot of locations from my past. Well done #KieraKnightly #BenWishaw #SarahLancashire and a great ensemble cast. @benwishaw.bsky.social #Netflix #BlackDoves #TV #MI5

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

On the 15th, 16th and 17th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a gargoyle-thing, a buff Smurf and his melted chocolate wizard buddy, and a fat red dragon. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious

Front view of a black gargoyle figurine with terrible paint job.

A broken blue warrior figure alongside a brown figure that could be a person wrapped in a cloak

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Right, my lovelies. I have been remiss in posting my mutated advent items. I will redress this awful oversight today. Hold onto your hats... #dnd #advent #Christmas #games

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

And now, later than advertised... On the 14th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a manicure that had been caught in the wheels of the passing coke lorry. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #cocacola #pepsitastesbetter #otherfizzydrinksareavailable

Terrible brown figure of a manticore... maybe

Side view of a Terrible brown figure of a manticore. Shows it has no neck

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Stardust 🌏🎬 @stardustbluepr.com · 14/12/2024

This is what I would have preferred to see.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

And now, later than advertised... On the 12th and 13th days of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... some kind of mouldy, fever-dream version of a d6, and one-handed Gladiator Papa Smurf. I mean, what the fudge is going on? #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious

Handmade blue six sided dice with discolourations

Terrible blue figurine of a moustachioed warrior. One hand is missing

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Apologies for the lack of crap advent gifts today - I overslept and had to rush out. I'll open door number 12 in a few hours... Be patient.

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three baby birds are sitting in a nest surrounded by green leaves .

Alt: three baby birds are sitting in a nest surrounded by green leaves .

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

I watched Olivia Wilde's movie 'A Vigilante' this week. Powerful film. Could have gone the obvious 'action film' route, but didn't. It kept the violence in the background and women (and their suffering) in the foreground. A great film, but...

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a black and white photo of a woman saying it 's amazing .

Alt: a black and white photo of Olivia Wilde saying it 's amazing .

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

If you're waiting with baited breath to find out what was in my knock-off D&D calendar these last few days, I can tell you with full confidence... you are in for a treat. OMFG #dnd #dice #knock-off #fake #AmazinglyShite #StillWonderful

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

I think the breakfast menu at my hotel might be for Nazis... 🤔 "I like my eggs Aryan side up!! Schnell!!!!"

Yellow menu cover illustration depicts a person with a high kicking/goose stepping leg.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Work's Christmas party last night, and I *may* have karaoke'd. Apparently I did good. #spandauballet #gold #DrunkArseMiddleAgedMan #StillGotit

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

If you're waiting for a shit-advent-calendar update, you'll have to wait a bit longer, as I'm still away. #WhataTease

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

You'll have to wait for my advent post... I'm away.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

On the eighth day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a black thing... in a cape... with a pick axe/raygun... and Jackson Pollock paintjob... WTAF? #dnd #dice #roleplaying #rip-off #Christmas #UtterPollocks #JacksonPollock #TurnerPrize #loveit

A truly terrible black gaming figure. Not sure what it is. Paint is applied randomly.

A truly terrible black gaming figure. Not sure what it is. Paint is applied randomly. Left side view

A truly terrible black gaming figure. Not sure what it is. Paint is applied randomly. Rear view. Awful cloak.

A truly terrible black gaming figure. Not sure what it is. Paint is applied randomly. Right view.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

On the seventh day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a broken minotaur with no neck about to catch the Hogwarts Express. #WhereIsHisOwl? #dnd #dice #roleplaying #rip-off #Christmas #loveit #harrypotter #potterverse #hogwarts

Poorly sculpted and painted minotaur figurine. Alongside an anachronistic suitcase and sack. One weapon broken.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

On the sixth day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... what looks like a child's hand-carved figure unearthed in the ruins of Pompeii... except in shit resin #dnd #dice #roleplaying #rip-off #Christmas #loveit

Terracotta-coloured figurine of a warrior. Badly sculpted to be almost unrecognisable. Looks old, but is just modern and shit.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

On the fifth day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a squashed and broken stegosaurus-man, handmade by someone wearing mittens #dnd #dice #roleplaying #rip-off #Christmas #loveit

Poorly made, brown-washed figurine of some kind of lizard man. Its weapon has broken off.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

On the fourth day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... some mutant dice from a realm where they don't do numbers... #dnd #dice #roleplaying #rip-off #Christmas #loveit

A terribly made 18-sided dice, that does not have numbers on all the sides.

An awful 21-sided dice. Blue, with hand-drawn numbers.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

There's a person on a tripod outside offices in Bishopsgate #ExtinctionRebellion #StopOil #HaveTheyDoneaRiskAssessment?

Police surrounding a scaffolding pyramid by Extinction Rebellion

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

If you're waiting for news of what's behind door no. 5 of my crazy, knock-off D&D advent calendar... You'll have to wait, because I'm in the office today, so I'll open it tonight. #dnd #Christmas #chineseTat

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

On the third day of Christmas, my hooky D&D calendar gave to me... a tiny-beaked 3D-printed gryphon. ♥️ #Christmas #d&d #Loveit

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Two days in, and I'm beginning to think my D&D advent calendar may not be 100% genuine.♥️ #d&d #christmas #knockoff #loveitanyway

14-sided blue dice with had carved numbers

Gaming miniature of some kind of lizard creature. Badly painted with a made hammer weapon.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Oh shit. I've 'liked' an ADHD post on Facebook and now can't move for posts about it. Yes, I have it, but what have I unleashed? #adhd #basketcase

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Another quartet of 'Descent: Legends of the Dark' figures painted. I didn't like how the bases turned out, so stuck some tufts on, to hide my blushes. #boardgames #minipainting

Four painted minis delivering ninjas leaking in the air

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

A couple more heroes done for Descent LoD. First time I've attempted fire, and it turned out okay. I might be brave enough to attempt OSL glow next.

Two painted game miniatures, on the left is a man with a staff and a phoenix. On the right is a female knight in gold and silver armour.

Two painted game miniatures, on the left is a man with a staff and a phoenix. On the right is a female knight in gold and silver armour. They are stupid in front of their respective character cards and artwork.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Watched this on Netflix on a whim. And was pleasantly surprised. It's a bit 'The Purge' but also a lot 'Severance' (excellent Danny Dyer/Tim McInnerny/Toby Stephens British horror comedy). Get's the JaseBusters 👍👍👍 www.imdb.com/title/tt8244...

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The Hunt (2020) ⭐ 6.6 | Action, Horror, Thriller

1h 30m | R

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Have my weekly 90 minutes of novel writing, while my youngest does climbing club. So, of course, I'm on social media instead. FFS.

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a man in a red sweater with a star trek logo on his chest is standing in front of a window .

Alt: Star Trek's Captain Picard facepalm

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

@jay.bsky.team can I come work for you? British writer with an awesome moustache.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Rolling out Thunder Road Vendetta at my Games Club again tonight. Going to slide in the first expansion. Changing up a gear. *driving noises* @restorationgames.bsky.social #boardgames

Boardgame setup of buggies and trucks racing across post apocalyptic roadway. Vroom!

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

My friend Rich is blogging the rocky road of indie games dev. He's v talented and has a Yorkshire accent, so it feels like he's crafting code in a 'dark satanic mill'. What's not to like? #gamesdev #coding #yorkshire

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

I'm having breakfast for lunch today, and it was number two on the menu. I asked for their 'second breakfast' and this made me grin like a fat hobbit. #tolkien #lotr

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

#ttrpg observation - I'm frustrated that when a game brings out a new edition, the VTT version updates and the old edition vanishes from sale. I was still playing that!!! I'm looking at you, Savage Worlds/Deadlands.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Struggling with motivation at work today. Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Work in progress. Mostly from Descent Legends of the Dark, plus a sneaky infiltrator from my Grey Pile of Shame - the Necro from Zombicide Black Plague. #boardgames #descent #zombicide

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 09/11/2024

Finally watched 'Deadpool & Wolverine' and enjoyed it, but... It suffers heavily from having an indestructible hero (the Superman conundrum) which removes any threat from the action. This is made worse by the multiverse making everyone easily replaceable, and adds to the 'so what' feeling...

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