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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

I've just taken possession of the new #Valheim boardgame. It s'nice.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Hello lovelies. I haven't been on BSky all year. What did I miss?

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Happy New Year, BSkyers. My hangover and I wish you health, wealth and happiness in 2025. ♥️

Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Terrasque cross-section

Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

They've saved the best, till last... On the 24th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a 13-sided d11 with 100% extra 1s, 3s, 4s and 5s, plus a zero and 10. No 8s or 9s. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF

A blue dice with very random numbers. Bottom view.

A blue dice with random numbers. Side view.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

On the 23rd day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... I have no words... it's like something Gary Gygax might have excreted after a particularly argumentative curry. 17 sides and less than 10 numbers *sob* #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF

A gold-ish coloured thing supposed to be a dice. The numbers are randomly carved across it. It's is not geometric at all.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Actually this is the 22nd... (Like you care)

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

On the 21st day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a terrashitta 'laterz loserz' figure and a 20-sided d100 of ultimate chaos (numbers include 19, 71 and 43 #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream #WTAF

Gaming figure, running and seemingly waving of their pursuers.

Blue 20-sided dice with random array of numbers including 19 and 80.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Here's the other side of the 12-sider so you can witness the innumeracy in all its glory.

Blue 12-sided dice with incorrect numbering

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

On the 21st day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... an almost perfect D4 that is sadly designed by someone who doesn't know how d4s work, and a 12-sided d10 with 100% extra 3s and 4s #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #FeverDream

A gold D4 dice with numbers in the wrong place, and a blue 12-sided dice

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I hope that's said with a raised eyebrow.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

On the 20th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... another terracrappa warrior and something that could be a duegar (evil dwarf), Namibian Santa or possibly Black Pudding Man (the defender of Yorkshire fry-ups) #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious

Two gaming figurines. On the right a terracotta- looking warrior, on the left some misshapen black figure with what could be a white beard.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

On the 19th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... that crappy hand-carved figure that Maximus had in his cell in Gladiator, only MORE crap and with his sword glued back on. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #gladiator #MaximusCrapnusOhReallyus

Brown figure of a warrior. Very roughly sculpted - possibly by a child.

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Lead, rhymes with 'read'? Or... Lead, rhymes with 'read'?

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And numerous faces of 'the void'. 😎🤨😱

Have confidence* in yourself. You're more awesome than you realise. *Or at least remain neutral and don't beat yourself up.

On the 18th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a 14-sided D4... with added 7 #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious

Golden 14-sided dice that is blank on many faces

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Die Hard 2 complete (again). DH1, yesterday. Will I get to Jeremy Irons before Xmas...?

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Just watched Black Doves on Netflix. Great script and acting, good action, Christmassy and (spookily) featuring a lot of locations from my past. Well done #KieraKnightly #BenWishaw #SarahLancashire and a great ensemble cast. @benwishaw.bsky.social #Netflix #BlackDoves #TV #MI5

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Not a typo - fekking autocorrect!!!

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On the 15th, 16th and 17th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a gargoyle-thing, a buff Smurf and his melted chocolate wizard buddy, and a fat red dragon. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious

Front view of a black gargoyle figurine with terrible paint job.

A broken blue warrior figure alongside a brown figure that could be a person wrapped in a cloak

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Right, my lovelies. I have been remiss in posting my mutated advent items. I will redress this awful oversight today. Hold onto your hats... #dnd #advent #Christmas #games

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And now, later than advertised... On the 14th day of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... a manicure that had been caught in the wheels of the passing coke lorry. #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious #cocacola #pepsitastesbetter #otherfizzydrinksareavailable

Terrible brown figure of a manticore... maybe

Side view of a Terrible brown figure of a manticore. Shows it has no neck

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Stardust 🌏🎬 @stardustbluepr.com · 14/12/2024

This is what I would have preferred to see.

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

And now, later than advertised... On the 12th and 13th days of Christmas, my knock-off D&D advent calendar gave to me... some kind of mouldy, fever-dream version of a d6, and one-handed Gladiator Papa Smurf. I mean, what the fudge is going on? #dnd #dice #boardgames #rpg #counterfeit #hilarious

Handmade blue six sided dice with discolourations

Terrible blue figurine of a moustachioed warrior. One hand is missing

That song is synonymous in my head with accidentally winding up in a difficult situation - particularly if the situation repeats (as it does in the film). 🙂 Now I'm no longer a 10YO socialised homophobe, this does not sit well with my middle-aged-LGBT-ally self. 😬 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #GrowingUpBetter

three baby birds are sitting in a nest surrounded by green leaves .

Apologies for the lack of crap advent gifts today - I overslept and had to rush out. I'll open door number 12 in a few hours... Be patient.

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Alt: three baby birds are sitting in a nest surrounded by green leaves .

...given the subject matter that review feels a bit hollow coming from a guy. What did my female followers think of it?

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a black and white photo of a woman saying it 's amazing .

I watched Olivia Wilde's movie 'A Vigilante' this week. Powerful film. Could have gone the obvious 'action film' route, but didn't. It kept the violence in the background and women (and their suffering) in the foreground. A great film, but...

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Alt: a black and white photo of Olivia Wilde saying it 's amazing .

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Christmas (under) crackers

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If you're waiting with baited breath to find out what was in my knock-off D&D calendar these last few days, I can tell you with full confidence... you are in for a treat. OMFG #dnd #dice #knock-off #fake #AmazinglyShite #StillWonderful

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Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

I think the breakfast menu at my hotel might be for Nazis... 🤔 "I like my eggs Aryan side up!! Schnell!!!!"

Yellow menu cover illustration depicts a person with a high kicking/goose stepping leg.

Jase @jase-m.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Work's Christmas party last night, and I *may* have karaoke'd. Apparently I did good. #spandauballet #gold #DrunkArseMiddleAgedMan #StillGotit