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W Jarvis

@jarvitect.bsky.social
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"baffling to look at" Town Planner in training. Lover of buildings. Amateur Psephologist. Transport nerd. Minecraft addict. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ he/him

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning Danneh
A greetings card in a shop, placed in the display such that the bottom of the card is cut off, so it appears to read "Dad. You blow other dads"
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can be your guide
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You should!!!! Join me 🥺🥺
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Join our modded server!!
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've never felt better
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you siccen me
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
loooooooove getting to use "(sic)" I feel soooo smug and petty ✍️
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
heavy bottomed saucepans you make the rockin' world go round
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You should play Minecraft
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
you're very welcome to join our modded server!!!
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🤢
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What you gonna do about it? Buy me a TV?
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sorry
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's puckering for sure
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When you make mine can you eat its ass for me plz
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tex just woke up to tell me that multiple men with spades were on their way towards us and he seemed really frustrated that they weren't dressed in the appropriate uniform but then he just fell asleep again so I guess it wasn't that big of a deal after all
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Personally I think it's fine. Natural even.
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Heretofore unknown levels of we needed this observed in London this morning 🌧️🌧️🌧️
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What a lovely lovely game
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Big walk: walked
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
no, please
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
www.maptap.gg August 20 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 1000 Pretty smug, ngl
maptap.gg
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Think I've decided on my Halloween costume for this year, building on last year's roaring success 🤓
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
it made such a horrendous noise i just immediately dismissed the notification to make it stop without even reading it - seems like a design flaw
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ngl, doesn't seem the most critically important use of that system
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
fucking unexpected emergency government alert jumpscare
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Served fresh from the tap I hope
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just got rained on on my walk to work!!!!!!!
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It rained for like three minutes and the ground has already dried
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It's been one of those days that I'm actually tearing up a little at the sight of rain 🥺
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
asphalt 👍
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
WHOA
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
alright John Lennon
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The only explanation I can think of is that someone in MHCLG is actively trying to sabotage the LGR process - there's no way anyone actually trying to produce an effective system of local government would come up with this map
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Mid Kent is actually insane I'm going to become the joker over this
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Cutieeessssss 😍😍😍😍😍
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
www.maptap.gg July 11 95🏅 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 995
maptap.gg
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Can we implement the same controls on his insta DMs please
A screenshot of a notification of an Instagram DM from Ant, which reads "love a crunchy nana"
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My husband and I are really fucking hot tbh
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
NO YOUUUUUU 🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘
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Tex @texceptional.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cute AND sexy pride with good eggs and groovy dudes 🤠
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
No no, he's right
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
At this point it's been so many nights in a row that I don't even remember what it's like to get more than 6 hours' sleep 😪
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm very much into it
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"good service on all other lines" is doing a LOT of heavy lifting this morning
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/06/2026
U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables theonion.com/u-k-weighs-social-medi…
U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It's the RuPaul's Drag Race Osama / Obama tweet edited to instead read "Andy... Shantay you stay. Keir has sashayed away."
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Just like having sex with me
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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Tex @texceptional.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
As USUAL @isntdave.bsky.social is brilliant 🫪
Drone shot of our wedding showing us walking towards a circus tent marquee. In the foreground is a covered Al Fresco restaurant and at the back are glamping yurts.
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