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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

loooooooove getting to use "(sic)" I feel soooo smug and petty ✍️

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

heavy bottomed saucepans you make the rockin' world go round

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Tex just woke up to tell me that multiple men with spades were on their way towards us and he seemed really frustrated that they weren't dressed in the appropriate uniform but then he just fell asleep again so I guess it wasn't that big of a deal after all

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Heretofore unknown levels of we needed this observed in London this morning 🌧️🌧️🌧️

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Think I've decided on my Halloween costume for this year, building on last year's roaring success 🤓

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

it made such a horrendous noise i just immediately dismissed the notification to make it stop without even reading it - seems like a design flaw

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

ngl, doesn't seem the most critically important use of that system

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

fucking unexpected emergency government alert jumpscare

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Just got rained on on my walk to work!!!!!!!

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

It's been one of those days that I'm actually tearing up a little at the sight of rain 🥺

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Mid Kent is actually insane I'm going to become the joker over this

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

My husband and I are really fucking hot tbh

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Tex @texceptional.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Cute AND sexy pride with good eggs and groovy dudes 🤠

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

At this point it's been so many nights in a row that I don't even remember what it's like to get more than 6 hours' sleep 😪

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

"good service on all other lines" is doing a LOT of heavy lifting this morning

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/06/2026

U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables theonion.com/u-k-weighs-social-medi…

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Tex @texceptional.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

As USUAL @isntdave.bsky.social is brilliant 🫪

Drone shot of our wedding showing us walking towards a circus tent marquee. In the foreground is a covered Al Fresco restaurant and at the back are glamping yurts.

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Nine years later and the joke really is on me isn't it

A screenshot of a tweet I posted on 20th March 2017. The tweet contains two pictures of my mum cooking dinner. The first picture is of a saucepan full of frozen Quorn mince, resembling a pile of small stones. The second picture shows my mum spooning a pile of spinach leaves from a bowl into another saucepan. The accompanying tweet reads as follows. Living with vegans / vegetarians means dinner is a bowl of leaves and some gravel.

A picture of what I'm cooking for dinner tonight. It's a saucepan full of kale.

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Less than a month to go 😬

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

The funniest possible way for my fiancé to discover that I've secretly been Election Maps UK this whole time

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Omg I'm getting married next month

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

These locals are going to be absolutely dismal for Labour lmao

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

there's something really really galling about watching in real time in a word doc as someone uses AI to 'refine' my work and 'make it more concise'

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Was in the office for 12 solid hours today - only ended up leaving because the fire alarm went off lmao

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

guys it's my first time - what do you do when your fav releases a truly dogshit album?

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

This has captivated me - I can't look away.

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Tex is walking round the flat singing a song called 'Unterhosen' which is to the tune of Despacito

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

fuck, i'm getting married this year!!!!

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Tex @texceptional.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Happy Ray Mears!

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

I need to stop falling in love with every twink I meet working in a bakery

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

"can I ask you a favour? I need you to eat some feta"

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Can someone please explain to me why my mother has bought Tex sexy underwear for his birthday

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Caught him putting a cheese pot in the oven mid workout

My beloved fiancé stands in the kitchen in his gym clothes. In one hand he holds a green 4kg weight. In the other he holds a chorizo and Shropshire red cheese melting pot. He looks at the camera with a bemused and slightly defensive expression.

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

I will never forgive AI for what it's done to jigsaw puzzles

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Another sleepless night spent mourning all the people I never became

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

SNOWING????!!!!?¿?????‽?!?!?!?¡?!?!‽

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

does anyone have any idea why the Bluesky app would use 8GB of data in less than a month? I've just run out of mobile data for the first time in my life 😭

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Whatever I did in my life that means I keep ending up in Swanley, I'm sorry 😭

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

The fucking village I grew up in 😭

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W Jarvis @jarvitect.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Please, Mr T Biscuits was my father. Call me Richard.

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