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Jarlo

@jarlo.bsky.social
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Philosomink who don’t post about philosophy. It’s my knowledge, get your own philosophy degree you wisdom leech. PFP: @ridgensfw.bsky.social Bi-Aro | He/They | Amateur Leather Crafter | 🔞 expect vore and musk.

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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is my favourite new genre of Freyja post
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Didn't hear the term "Bisexual" until I was 17 and I was SO fucking confused until then, then it all just went *click* "Oh yeah that's what it was"
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No, his neck just kinda did that
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Isn't the point of "hiding it" to also protect the victim? In what way would Geller bringing it up have helped the victim at all?
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a spoopy red rock with 8 legs @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm not 'good' at not using people's deadnames, I'm just so fucking bad at remembering names as soon as you choose another I forget your deadname instantly It's not a skill it's a deficiency with a fortunate side effect
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They are fungi so definitely don't got genitals
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Twitch loves to autoplay random streams from your region when you open it, and 90% of Danish streamers love to max volume the worst fucking electronic music you've ever heard What a combo
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If their definition if ‘biological women’ doesn’t include trans women with access to hormones, then they’re a transmed tbh It’s such an imprecise and exclusive language for no good reason that I’ve ever seen
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not now kitten, daddy is teaching anti-fascist organising 101 on the Discord server
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Finally got around to watching The Dark Crystal and omg, the ‘HmmmnnMMMMMnnnhh’ verbal stim has absolutely taken over my brain
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Networking with some silly fellas
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In a tone with great suspicion
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I love going to job conventions where they have exactly 0 jobs available, but they do have a lot of PR for their products and services
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What if we bedded and sleepinged together
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You should let me into your home, I can be trusted with access to your innermost sanctum
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thank you! I sewed the right pocket shut with that wolf patch cause I’m a dingus :>
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My first battlejacket almost done! 🐐 Just need the studs to arrive so I can finish the shoulders #battlejacket
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I got the discord kitten in the divorce
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Stop using anti-zoomer language Instead of saying "Good morning", say "I'm such an awakecelled dressedmaxxer. I'm a showerpilled rizzler, and I'm going to cook today."
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah just shoot this dopamine straight into my veins
DM’s of me and an anonymised person, me mentioning I’ve been getting into leatherworking, them mentioning theymve seen a really cool leather goat mask in town, me saying THAT’S ME!
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Goofing on it till I spaff
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Damsel of Distress @mouthmoth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
People Don't Think Hard Enough About: COCK TRANSFORMATION Come overthink about it with me for a moment! :3 #mouthmoth.art
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Adding someone new on Discord and they hit you with the "Been a while, huh?"
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What The Dog Dog Loading
Alt: Dog with a lazy eye, and a gif of the loading pattern right on top of his head
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Happy birthday fellow 31-year old mink
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Laurel Gale @laurelgale.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There are some pipes by the river that the juvenile mink love playing in. They remind me so much of my ferrets. #widlife #nature 🐡📷
A photo of an American mink poking its head out of a large yellow pipe and looking toward the camera.
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Spying on the rival Skaven clans, but all your reports of clan Mors are just your spies' barely disguised yaoi fics
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Tex @texumin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
it merely took 8 months
fursona avocado fursuit head flash photo in the basement front facing
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hey, I’m Axe-Chase Salt-poisoning McFall Down the Funhouse Stairs
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Petplay but I build you an entire ecosystem for you inside a massive glass box, and the only interaction you get with me, is during feeding and weekly maintenance
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Brought my homeblend of tea to a local furry function Offered it to someone and they said "No I don't drink t- wait a minute that smells hella good, give me a cup" Another tea convert, lads
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𝕱𝕽𝕰𝖄𝕵𝕬 @rechnerfrau.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Going to the bathroom after a man has used too much spray deoderant in there
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I will never trust a man who isn’t silly enough to at least drop a :3 once in a while
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This is why both of these culturally conservative movements, often are teeming with pedophiles, and will go hard to defend them! It’s all about winning control over children’s bodies and it’s fucking sick.
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
So do TERFS, they do not want you to decide over your own body, and their biggest fear in the world, is their children taking control of their own bodies and maling their own decisions
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A lot of parent’s rights activists really just want to own other people as property, and fucking hate it when they have things like rights, their own desires and preferences
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Airport security hates to see a gal thriving
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ShizuMoh🔞 @shizumoh.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
LMAO alright alright
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That's how I've been using them, they can call themselves tops all they like though I'm not looking to bust any chops
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Was driving past this loose dog yesterday, anybody know who might own it? It didn’t even have a collar…
Clearly a mooseThe moose looking towards me
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Imagine learning IT or coding when the seeds of the upcoming Butlerian Jihad are already sprouting
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Certified extra smoln't gote ! ✨🔞 @smolrainbowgoat.hyper.wang · 24/07/2026
cw : cock vore Juuuust making sure that @koryvali.bsky.social knows the party isn't over "yet"~
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Lil update on the aquarium, still suffering some algae problems but it’s getting better every week! Added 6 kuhli loaches, and 9 celestial pearl danios! They tend to be super active just before noon!
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Lil update on the aquarium, still suffering some algae problems but it’s getting better every week! Added 6 kuhli loaches, and 9 celestial pearl danios! They tend to be super active just before noon!
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I live really close to it and I've never once used it in the 10 years of me living here
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The small city I call home might not have all the features of the bigger cities, but it does have something I’ve never seen in even the biggest cities in the world… A combination drug store/bakery drivethrough
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What did they do to us!?
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
One of the rocks in the aquarium have been growing a cool algae carpet, and I haven’t seen a shrimp even touched it for a week, so that’s cool The shrimp after I left the flat for 6 days:
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I Think You Should Leave Joe Wise
ALT: I Think You Should Leave Joe Wise
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Velfærd er når staten betaler for at du får folk til at stikke fingre op i numsen på dig, og jo flere fingre de stikker op, jo mere velfærd er det
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