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Jarlo

@jarlo.bsky.social
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Philosomink who don’t post about philosophy. It’s my knowledge, get your own philosophy degree you wisdom leech. PFP: @ridgensfw.bsky.social Bi-Aro | He/They | Amateur Leather Crafter | 🔞 expect vore and musk.

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nonspecifically red @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm not 'good' at not using people's deadnames, I'm just so fucking bad at remembering names as soon as you choose another I forget your deadname instantly It's not a skill it's a deficiency with a fortunate side effect
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Twitch loves to autoplay random streams from your region when you open it, and 90% of Danish streamers love to max volume the worst fucking electronic music you've ever heard What a combo
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not now kitten, daddy is teaching anti-fascist organising 101 on the Discord server
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Finally got around to watching The Dark Crystal and omg, the ‘HmmmnnMMMMMnnnhh’ verbal stim has absolutely taken over my brain
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Networking with some silly fellas
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I love going to job conventions where they have exactly 0 jobs available, but they do have a lot of PR for their products and services
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You should let me into your home, I can be trusted with access to your innermost sanctum
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My first battlejacket almost done! 🐐 Just need the studs to arrive so I can finish the shoulders #battlejacket
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I got the discord kitten in the divorce
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Stop using anti-zoomer language Instead of saying "Good morning", say "I'm such an awakecelled dressedmaxxer. I'm a showerpilled rizzler, and I'm going to cook today."
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah just shoot this dopamine straight into my veins
DM’s of me and an anonymised person, me mentioning I’ve been getting into leatherworking, them mentioning theymve seen a really cool leather goat mask in town, me saying THAT’S ME!
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Goofing on it till I spaff
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Damsel of Distress @mouthmoth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
People Don't Think Hard Enough About: COCK TRANSFORMATION Come overthink about it with me for a moment! :3 #mouthmoth.art
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Adding someone new on Discord and they hit you with the "Been a while, huh?"
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What The Dog Dog Loading
Alt: Dog with a lazy eye, and a gif of the loading pattern right on top of his head
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Laurel Gale @laurelgale.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There are some pipes by the river that the juvenile mink love playing in. They remind me so much of my ferrets. #widlife #nature 🐡📷
A photo of an American mink poking its head out of a large yellow pipe and looking toward the camera.
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Tex @texumin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
it merely took 8 months
fursona avocado fursuit head flash photo in the basement front facing
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hey, I’m Axe-Chase Salt-poisoning McFall Down the Funhouse Stairs
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Petplay but I build you an entire ecosystem for you inside a massive glass box, and the only interaction you get with me, is during feeding and weekly maintenance
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Brought my homeblend of tea to a local furry function Offered it to someone and they said "No I don't drink t- wait a minute that smells hella good, give me a cup" Another tea convert, lads
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𝕱𝕽𝕰𝖄𝕵𝕬 @rechnerfrau.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Going to the bathroom after a man has used too much spray deoderant in there
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I will never trust a man who isn’t silly enough to at least drop a :3 once in a while
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A lot of parent’s rights activists really just want to own other people as property, and fucking hate it when they have things like rights, their own desires and preferences
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ShizuMoh🔞 @shizumoh.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
LMAO alright alright
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Was driving past this loose dog yesterday, anybody know who might own it? It didn’t even have a collar…
Clearly a mooseThe moose looking towards me
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Imagine learning IT or coding when the seeds of the upcoming Butlerian Jihad are already sprouting
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Certified extra smoln't gote ! ✨🔞 @smolrainbowgoat.hyper.wang · 24/07/2026
cw : cock vore Juuuust making sure that @koryvali.bsky.social knows the party isn't over "yet"~
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Lil update on the aquarium, still suffering some algae problems but it’s getting better every week! Added 6 kuhli loaches, and 9 celestial pearl danios! They tend to be super active just before noon!
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Lil update on the aquarium, still suffering some algae problems but it’s getting better every week! Added 6 kuhli loaches, and 9 celestial pearl danios! They tend to be super active just before noon!
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The small city I call home might not have all the features of the bigger cities, but it does have something I’ve never seen in even the biggest cities in the world… A combination drug store/bakery drivethrough
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
One of the rocks in the aquarium have been growing a cool algae carpet, and I haven’t seen a shrimp even touched it for a week, so that’s cool The shrimp after I left the flat for 6 days:
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I Think You Should Leave Joe Wise
ALT: I Think You Should Leave Joe Wise
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
They should invent karaoke bars for people into good music
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It really sucks to be a stick in the mud, but you really gotta help your friends limit the amount of suicide jokes they make. That shit *does* manifest, even as just a joke, and it spreads to everyone around them! You know what sucks even more? A friend committing suicide.
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Miss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mental Health is important
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They should do furry cons but on one of them mid-european international holiday trains that takes like a week, and everyday we wake in a new city and flood the streets
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Going to an orgy filled with gamers, so I’ve made sure to coat my crotch in yellow paint so they can intuitively know what they’re supposed to do
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Maple Syrup 🔞 @maplesyrupart.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
a little peek inside my sick and twisted mind
Drawing of a sinister looking weasel with a twisted torso. Text around it reads "Sick & Twisted" except the & sign is backwards because im stupid.
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A lot of dog owners really don’t give a shit about Lyme’s disease, huh?
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Average American reaction when they ask how I'm doing and I actually tell them how I’m doing
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Alt: Shocked woman gif distancing herself from the pov
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
He loves his cigar
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Sunny FrostWolf @sunnyfrostwolf.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Pride YCH commission for @jarlo.bsky.social, this is a gift for his friend ✨ #YCH #pridemonth #furryart
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Seeing a lot of discussion about this show, but there's only really one true interpretation
The "Wow!! Cool robot!" meme template, but it's the Amazing digital circus. The guy is saying "Abuse is a vicious cycle of victimhood" while the point TADC is shooting over him is "If you hug your bullies you can give them dysphoria"
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Tiny microfauna life just sorta showed up in my aquarium, lucky!!! And good signs for the ecosystem I’d take a pic but they’re close to microscopic so
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
When I send my people into the people killing eachother event, and they end up getting killed It makes me so mad that they've killed four of my people killing people! I just have to genocide them now!!!
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Pingu Mad
ALT: Pingu Mad
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Baked some banana bread today, and I've been responding to everyone telling me about their day with "Well *I* baked a banana bread today, thanks for asking"
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Why would you do this to me, Duolingo
My duolingo avatar who just earned the Qatar football outfit
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Feasting like the kings of old Smovser som oldtidens konger
Basic ass Ikea veggie balls with their cheapest dessert
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Finally took down the old aquarium, building something new!
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օttr @fangfluff.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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