Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm not 'good' at not using people's deadnames, I'm just so fucking bad at remembering names as soon as you choose another I forget your deadname instantly It's not a skill it's a deficiency with a fortunate side effect 011
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Twitch loves to autoplay random streams from your region when you open it, and 90% of Danish streamers love to max volume the worst fucking electronic music you've ever heard What a combo 010
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Not now kitten, daddy is teaching anti-fascist organising 101 on the Discord server 271
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Finally got around to watching The Dark Crystal and omg, the ‘HmmmnnMMMMMnnnhh’ verbal stim has absolutely taken over my brain 050
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I love going to job conventions where they have exactly 0 jobs available, but they do have a lot of PR for their products and services 020
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You should let me into your home, I can be trusted with access to your innermost sanctum 153
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My first battlejacket almost done! 🐐 Just need the studs to arrive so I can finish the shoulders #battlejacket 170
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Stop using anti-zoomer language Instead of saying "Good morning", say "I'm such an awakecelled dressedmaxxer. I'm a showerpilled rizzler, and I'm going to cook today." 1103
Reposted by JarloDamsel of Distress @mouthmoth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026People Don't Think Hard Enough About: COCK TRANSFORMATION Come overthink about it with me for a moment! :3 #mouthmoth.art 791522392
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Adding someone new on Discord and they hit you with the "Been a while, huh?"static.klipy.comWhat The Dog Dog LoadingAlt: Dog with a lazy eye, and a gif of the loading pattern right on top of his head 010
Reposted by JarloLaurel Gale @laurelgale.bsky.social · 20/08/2026There are some pipes by the river that the juvenile mink love playing in. They remind me so much of my ferrets. #widlife #nature 🐡📷 112721
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hey, I’m Axe-Chase Salt-poisoning McFall Down the Funhouse Stairs 020
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Petplay but I build you an entire ecosystem for you inside a massive glass box, and the only interaction you get with me, is during feeding and weekly maintenance 1103
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Brought my homeblend of tea to a local furry function Offered it to someone and they said "No I don't drink t- wait a minute that smells hella good, give me a cup" Another tea convert, lads 060
Reposted by Jarlo𝕱𝕽𝕰𝖄𝕵𝕬 @rechnerfrau.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Going to the bathroom after a man has used too much spray deoderant in there 091
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I will never trust a man who isn’t silly enough to at least drop a :3 once in a while 040
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026A lot of parent’s rights activists really just want to own other people as property, and fucking hate it when they have things like rights, their own desires and preferences 130
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Was driving past this loose dog yesterday, anybody know who might own it? It didn’t even have a collar… 040
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Imagine learning IT or coding when the seeds of the upcoming Butlerian Jihad are already sprouting 040
Reposted by JarloCertified extra smoln't gote ! ✨🔞 @smolrainbowgoat.hyper.wang · 24/07/2026cw : cock vore Juuuust making sure that @koryvali.bsky.social knows the party isn't over "yet"~ 271999321
Reposted by JarloJarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Lil update on the aquarium, still suffering some algae problems but it’s getting better every week! Added 6 kuhli loaches, and 9 celestial pearl danios! They tend to be super active just before noon! 151
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Lil update on the aquarium, still suffering some algae problems but it’s getting better every week! Added 6 kuhli loaches, and 9 celestial pearl danios! They tend to be super active just before noon! 151
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The small city I call home might not have all the features of the bigger cities, but it does have something I’ve never seen in even the biggest cities in the world… A combination drug store/bakery drivethrough 150
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026One of the rocks in the aquarium have been growing a cool algae carpet, and I haven’t seen a shrimp even touched it for a week, so that’s cool The shrimp after I left the flat for 6 days:static.klipy.comI Think You Should Leave Joe WiseALT: I Think You Should Leave Joe Wise 140
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It really sucks to be a stick in the mud, but you really gotta help your friends limit the amount of suicide jokes they make. That shit *does* manifest, even as just a joke, and it spreads to everyone around them! You know what sucks even more? A friend committing suicide. 120
Reposted by JarloMiss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Mental Health is important 6878881790
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026They should do furry cons but on one of them mid-european international holiday trains that takes like a week, and everyday we wake in a new city and flood the streets 280
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Going to an orgy filled with gamers, so I’ve made sure to coat my crotch in yellow paint so they can intuitively know what they’re supposed to do 0216
Reposted by JarloMaple Syrup 🔞 @maplesyrupart.bsky.social · 01/07/2026a little peek inside my sick and twisted mind 5841232
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026A lot of dog owners really don’t give a shit about Lyme’s disease, huh? 000
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Average American reaction when they ask how I'm doing and I actually tell them how I’m doingmedia.tenor.comAlt: Shocked woman gif distancing herself from the pov 030
Reposted by JarloSunny FrostWolf @sunnyfrostwolf.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Pride YCH commission for @jarlo.bsky.social, this is a gift for his friend ✨ #YCH #pridemonth #furryart 0222
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Seeing a lot of discussion about this show, but there's only really one true interpretation 041
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Tiny microfauna life just sorta showed up in my aquarium, lucky!!! And good signs for the ecosystem I’d take a pic but they’re close to microscopic so 020
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026When I send my people into the people killing eachother event, and they end up getting killed It makes me so mad that they've killed four of my people killing people! I just have to genocide them now!!!static.klipy.comPingu MadALT: Pingu Mad 130
Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Baked some banana bread today, and I've been responding to everyone telling me about their day with "Well *I* baked a banana bread today, thanks for asking" 150