Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 05/10/2026Yes!! I remember this being both terrifying and the most bad-ass thing I ever saw in a movie as a kid. Just remembering “rewease the secwet weapon” gives me chills 010
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 06/08/2026Maybe everybody’s on Universal Blip Income. Or maybe a world with Wakanda and Stark tech and four billion people turning to dust for five years before de-dusting wouldn’t be recognizable as “the world outside your window” and there’s a hard limit on how much you (I) should think about it 000
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 06/08/2026The crows keep leaving my dogs snacks and it is not helpful, I can’t track that I don’t want that 000
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 04/08/2026Holy shit would I have been bad at football, my uncomfortable silence did that coach a favor 000
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 04/08/2026A high school football coach noticed I was mildly tall in freshman year and tried to recruit me and the entire vibe was “your bones could serve my needs if you would only give me dominion over your flesh, only then will you become a person in my eyes” and I’ve never trusted school sports since 100
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 03/08/2026Maybe instead of selling pics of himself now he’s making prediction market bets on his appearances and fights, and they don’t show it so I can watch the movie without my head exploding. Maybe they’re being considerate 100
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 03/08/2026Kinda feels like money trouble should be more of a defining aspect of Spidey than “near constant AI usage” but I guess we’re swapping those 100
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 03/08/2026Really liked the new Spider-man but kinda weird that Peter didn’t seem to have a job or explanation for how he paid for rent, 3d printers, grave flowers routine 110
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 03/08/2026I read something about a major fundraising outfit for dems pushing this SMS stuff and they referred to a “burn and churn” strategy, and oh boy that sure seems like a not-good approach to politics. “Our outreach is so effective, we’ve burned and churned all our likely voters, high five” 000
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 30/07/2026I loved Hickman’s Secret Wars, but a big reason was reading his Fantastic Four run leading up to it, and it’s kinda locked in that a lot of what worked there won’t be possible here. Hoping to be surprised 000
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 30/07/2026So then if Doom ends up having beef with Steve, it’s coming from a place of “you came here for selfish reasons and twisted everybody’s lives and destinies. Anything bad that ever happened to anybody could be your fault.” And… I dunno, does that make this Doom feel Doom enough? 100
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 30/07/2026Or basically “how can Steve go retire in the past without being a gigantic asshole?” And the answer would be “he didn’t, and here’s the retro utopia present day result of him maaaaaassively manipulating historical events.” 100
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 30/07/2026It would answer the question, “how could Steve go back in time and let all the horrors of history happen the same way if he knew how it’d all play out? How could he just retire with all that knowledge and just kick back, not even factoring that he’s still got super soldier abilities still?” 100
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 30/07/2026Somebody’s probably thought about this before and figured out why it couldn’t be the case, but What If… the Fantastic Four’s timeline is the way it is because Steve Rogers went back in time to be with Peggy? 100
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 30/07/2026Been thinking a lot about Doomsday since the con trailer and how everything known and rumored about it kinda bums me out. Trying to imagine an outcome where all those elements add up to something neat. Had one idea… 100
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 07/07/2026Looks like my first Lady Dimitrescu design for 'em is back in stock: www.puncturewoundpins.com/product/moth...puncturewoundpins.com"Mother of Vampires"3 Inches Soft Enamel and Epoxy Coated Variants Double Posted Logo Backstamp Exclusive Backer Card by @zombaebrando 000
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 07/07/2026Some recent Resident Evil pin designs for Puncture Wound Pins: 121
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 06/06/2026This isn’t even a fresh Donatello what are you doing dang it it’s all your fault, it’s all bad for everybody because you didn’t make good enough Donatellos 000
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 06/06/2026What do I have to offer the world in this time of horror and monstrosity in ascendence? Uh I’m uh here’s a Donatello? Maybe it’s anti-AI, uh, do Mousers count? No, I don’t think so, dang it what are you doing would Donny approve oh dang dang it oh dang 100
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 28/05/2026I really want to believe that this is a feeling both universal and mandatory for being both a good artist and a human being - willingness to suffer to make something better when you know it can be better - but I do want to believe like a lot of things that would incidentally be validating 000
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 12/05/2026Started off only knowing it was gonna have the Mystery Man with the camcorder and timelapse shows where I went "uhhhh" and kept futzing until it seemed okay enough to stop 000
Reposted by Jared Yanezchuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 08/05/2026the artistic process 2036721132
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 06/05/2026I just saw a commercial for a cereal touting fiber with William Shatner introducing himself as Will Shat and calling attention to a shitzu and it’s hard out there buddy, it’s not just you 000
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 01/04/2026Only making designs I can imagine on shirts I would've worn in middle school, now and forever. This is my apotheosis 000
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 01/04/2026This is it, this is the stuff I do now, things that look like this. Nothing that is not like this. 100
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 01/04/2026Just gonna make these things going forward, only stuff that looks like this 110
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 26/02/2026That makes a lot of sense to me. Much of what is built and designed even now is by and/or for people who have that something of that analog context 021
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 24/02/2026Only thing I could think of, watching the scene where Nancy and Jonathan are trapped in a selectively melting building, was damn I wish I could dip a Dorito in that liquid building melt. Finally 010
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 16/02/2026My Instagram account was hacked and it looks like they just posted grok crypto junk to my stories and the two people I talked to there in the last year. Wondering if the hackers got in and realized how much of a waste of their time it was. 210
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 08/02/2026My recollection was that the biggest early negative tipping point for COVID precautions was when a study showed that lower-income and POC demographics were getting hit hardest, and some of the worst people I’ve met decided “oh, this is a THEM problem, masks off”. (Could be off, but it felt that way) 060
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 24/01/2026I’m just over 42 and having a tough time with exactly this, in spite of hearing every valid and helpful bit of advice on this in my 20s. All the good advice is good! And yet 010
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 10/12/2025Built a shiny new web home for everybody’s favorite slasher wannabe. 010
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 23/11/2025Recently been informed they did not even vaguely attempt to traumatize anybody with tinman or scarecrow origins, such a missed opportunity. My childhood movie trauma was my favorite trauma, come on folks we’ve got a responsibility 000
Reposted by Jared YanezCeriusBlaq (Sean Wynn) @swynn.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Hey peeps. My friends over at @bkswpicspdx.bsky.social could use our assistance. Please see their #gofundme here: tr.ee/t3iQbdU9mB 032
Reposted by Jared YanezDeniz Camp @denizcamp.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Amazing shop. Katie was the first store owner ever to reach out to me and believe in my work. Help if you can. 0266
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 13/11/2025If somebody would just come around and tell me “we can fix this, all of this, if you just help me dig this big hole,” oh buddy, oh wow oh buddy 010
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 13/11/2025Looking forward to Wicked 2: Body Horror Origins to Classic Film Characters. If the tin man origin doesn’t traumatize a generation then what are we even doing 100
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 11/11/2025Sure it looked like we saw Bond get blown up on an island and that’s that but you know who else got blown up on an island and it only made him a bigger franchise - that’s right Bond is back he’s 100 meters tall he can’t drive cars but he can fight Godzilla and subsequently team-up 100
Reposted by Jared YanezEthan Slayton @ethanart.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Hey folks, I'm pushing to get more patrons over at my Devil Boy patreon and I wondered if you fine people would be able to share the patreon and help me spread the word?patreon.comDevilBoy! | PatreonWeekly comic strips 151
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 06/11/2025Kathy from "The Mask Returns." Doug Mahnke's been one of my favorite artists in comics for as long as I've had favorite artists in comics, and my copies of the first two "The Mask" TPBs are damn near falling apart at this point. This one was the best of my last batch of Big-head studies. 040
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 30/10/2025Join the Denim Devil and a body he is friends with as he attempts a pivot to backwoods slashery- free short comic, set before the events of THE DENIM DEVIL, VOL.1: novemberstreet.com/the-denim-de...novemberstreet.comLacerate Outdoors - November Street PressSubscribe for updates on the Denim Devil and more from November Street Press! Subscribe Loading… Subscribe Loading… Thank you! You have […] 010
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 14/10/2025Absolutely bizarre that they aren’t doing a special like this every Halloween, and that none of the characters from this one have been followed up on. 000
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 14/10/2025They shelve books standing up because if you stack them on top of each other the words from the books on top will leak into the lower books 000
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 11/10/2025That season 2 finale does not feel good at all without the promise of season 3. If Checkmate winds up essentially being that season 3 though, and happens soon, okay 000
Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 10/10/2025A friend reports from deep within the ravages of war-torn Portland.youtu.beCovering ICE - Portland, Oregon - 10/9YouTube video by Bricker-Down 000
