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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 06/08/2026

The crows keep leaving my dogs snacks and it is not helpful, I can’t track that I don’t want that

Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 04/08/2026

A high school football coach noticed I was mildly tall in freshman year and tried to recruit me and the entire vibe was “your bones could serve my needs if you would only give me dominion over your flesh, only then will you become a person in my eyes” and I’ve never trusted school sports since

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 03/08/2026

Really liked the new Spider-man but kinda weird that Peter didn’t seem to have a job or explanation for how he paid for rent, 3d printers, grave flowers routine

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 30/07/2026

Been thinking a lot about Doomsday since the con trailer and how everything known and rumored about it kinda bums me out. Trying to imagine an outcome where all those elements add up to something neat. Had one idea…

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 07/07/2026

Some recent Resident Evil pin designs for Puncture Wound Pins:

Illustration of the Licker from Resident Evil. You know, the one with the tongue and the exposed brain and the big clumpy claw hands. He's crawling and looking back and his tongue is spiraling at you as if you were offering to share your ice cream cone with him.

Illustration of Lady Dimitrescu's daughters for an enamel pin. Three hooded women with bloody mouths and blades and way too much going on with their necklaces. What're those green rocks for anyway, you gonna go fight Superman? Anyway there's also a big fly in the design because apparently the daughters are made of imitation blow-flies and I needed something to put at the bottom to pull it all together. I guess that means their necklaces are also made of flies so those green rocks aren't doing jack if they go up against Superman. I haven't played these games in awhile though, I could be wrong. it's possible.

Illustration of Lady Dimitrescu and her daughters for a pin design. The daughters wear hooded outfits and have bloody mouths and blades. They're posed to match a painting seen in the game based on The Three Robinson Sisters. The lady wears a big fancy hat, a fancy dress, and has massive metal claws coming out of the fingers of her gloved hands. Also she's maybe ten feet tall and the daughters are not.

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 06/06/2026

What do I have to offer the world in this time of horror and monstrosity in ascendence? Uh I’m uh here’s a Donatello? Maybe it’s anti-AI, uh, do Mousers count? No, I don’t think so, dang it what are you doing would Donny approve oh dang dang it oh dang

Illustration of Donatello, the ninja turtle, jabbing his bo staff through a Mouser

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 17/05/2026

Holy cow my style is jank

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 12/05/2026

Made some Lost Highway fan art for fun.

Fan art of David Lynch's Lost Highway, featuring the Mystery Man holding a camcorder, Patricia Arquette's characters overlaid in blue and red over headlights on a dark highway, and the two male leads split in the background, also in blue and red.

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chuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

the artistic process

PANEL 1: a pigeon sits, head thrown back as they yell "i need to drawwww"
PANEL 2: the pigeon sits up, drawing in a sketchbook, a box of crayons next to them. frowning, they say "ugh this sucks"
PANEL 3: the pigeon lays on their front, happily propping one wing on their face and kicking their legs. they're drawing a slice of bread and say "oh wait, i love art"
PANEL 4: the pigeon stands up, head thrown back as they kick a ball of paper. their art is either scribbled out or balled up, the box of crayons knocked over. they angrily say "i hate everything i've ever made!!!"

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 06/05/2026

I just saw a commercial for a cereal touting fiber with William Shatner introducing himself as Will Shat and calling attention to a shitzu and it’s hard out there buddy, it’s not just you

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 01/04/2026

Just gonna make these things going forward, only stuff that looks like this

Nonsense poster with Big Boy, Bettie Boop and A&W bear statues, big text reads ‘mealtime’ little text is random breakfast menu items, done in a style that I keep seeing called Brutalist but no it’s not - I guess acid graphics or neo-acid is closer, I dunno, but it looks like the coolest tshirt 12 year old me would ever wear

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 16/02/2026

My Instagram account was hacked and it looks like they just posted grok crypto junk to my stories and the two people I talked to there in the last year. Wondering if the hackers got in and realized how much of a waste of their time it was.

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 10/12/2025

Built a shiny new web home for everybody’s favorite slasher wannabe.

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CeriusBlaq (Sean Wynn) @swynn.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Hey peeps. My friends over at @bkswpicspdx.bsky.social could use our assistance. Please see their #gofundme here: tr.ee/t3iQbdU9mB

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Deniz Camp @denizcamp.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Amazing shop. Katie was the first store owner ever to reach out to me and believe in my work. Help if you can.

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 13/11/2025

Looking forward to Wicked 2: Body Horror Origins to Classic Film Characters. If the tin man origin doesn’t traumatize a generation then what are we even doing

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 11/11/2025

Sure it looked like we saw Bond get blown up on an island and that’s that but you know who else got blown up on an island and it only made him a bigger franchise - that’s right Bond is back he’s 100 meters tall he can’t drive cars but he can fight Godzilla and subsequently team-up

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Ethan Slayton @ethanart.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Hey folks, I'm pushing to get more patrons over at my Devil Boy patreon and I wondered if you fine people would be able to share the patreon and help me spread the word?

Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 06/11/2025

Kathy from "The Mask Returns." Doug Mahnke's been one of my favorite artists in comics for as long as I've had favorite artists in comics, and my copies of the first two "The Mask" TPBs are damn near falling apart at this point. This one was the best of my last batch of Big-head studies.

Comic style art of Kathy from 'The Mask Returns.' Big green head and wielding a flamethrower, torching left side of the frame.

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 30/10/2025

Join the Denim Devil and a body he is friends with as he attempts a pivot to backwoods slashery- free short comic, set before the events of THE DENIM DEVIL, VOL.1: novemberstreet.com/the-denim-de...

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 15/10/2025

Coming soon, a reference I can't imagine landing but hey

Comic art of a desiccated corpse holding a fishing pole and wearing a suit, suspiciously reminiscent of the pose from the poster for The Great Outdoors.

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 09/10/2025

How to not grind teeth while flatting or also rest of time

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 30/09/2025

I never got the Norm Macdonald jokes about Frank Stallone before but now I’ve seen The Pink Chaquitas and okay okay

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 30/09/2025

Shocking cameo at end of Hellraiser 2 - they brought back the mattress mover guy from the first! To move the same mattress! And die at its mattress equivalent of hands!

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 30/09/2025

Would you categorize Hellraiser as a haunted house movie? Only occurred to me on my last rewatch.

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 27/09/2025

That last scene with Lisa in Silent Hill still breaks my heart.

Illustration of Lisa Garland, nurse from Silent Hill 1, approaching from the dark with blood spilling.

Illustration of Lisa Garland, nurse from Silent Hill 1, approaching from the dark with blood spilling. (close-up)

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 25/09/2025

The definition of imposter syndrome is the Hellraiser 4 director taking an Alan Smithee credit when the Hellraiser 3 director didn’t

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 22/09/2025

Fun commission for an upcoming Puncture Wound Pins project.

Illustration of Lady Dimitrescu, the tall vampire woman from Resident Evil: Village, looking down at viewer and extending a hand with long, bloody metal nails.

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 20/09/2025

Handed dad my phone to show him the neat new Hellraiser drawing I did and he looks and swipes to the next pic and it’s this and this is the one we talk about

Super duper rough thumbnail sketch for the Denim Devil comic, in which the eponymous Denim Devil sneaks up on a woman holding a large sex toy. The final version, I assure you, was in color.

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 14/05/2025

Neutro does not know the difference between right and wrong

Cover to a vintage comic book with a giant robot stomping through blaze of a city, attacked by fighter jets as military types grimace in foreground. Title is Neutro, with subheaders: The most astounding super hero of all; Neutro does not know the difference between right and wrong

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 18/09/2025

Re-watched Hellraiser: Bloodline for the first time in a stretch, here’s Pinhead petting the dog

Comic style illustration of Pinhead standing with the Chatterbeast from Hellraiser: Bloodline, giving him a pet on the head

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 23/08/2025

I was so damn worried about this massive thing and it turned out fine. I’m so glad I worried the exact right amount maybe if I double it

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

building a Dyson sphere around the sun is an incomprehensible undertaking. building one around the solar system is simply impossible in even the wildest sci fi projections of the future every statement Altman and his fellow tech oligarchs make is just as preposterous

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

hi this is my favorite writing advice, it's from former simpsons writer john swartzwelder (i think about the crappy little elf all the time) www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

screengrab of a portion of new yorker interview with former simpson's writer john swartzwelder:
Mike Sacks: How much time and attention did you spend on these scripts? Another “Simpsons” writer once compared your scripts to finely tuned machines—if the wrong person mucked with them, the whole thing could blow up.
Swartzwelder: All of my time and all of my attention. It’s the only way I know how to write, darn it. But I do have a trick that makes things easier for me. Since writing is very hard and rewriting is comparatively easy and rather fun, I always write my scripts all the way through as fast as I can, the first day, if possible, putting in crap jokes and pattern dialogue—“Homer, I don’t want you to do that.” “Then I won’t do it.” Then the next day, when I get up, the script’s been written. It’s lousy, but it’s a script. The hard part is done. It’s like a crappy little elf has snuck into my office and badly done all my work for me, and then left with a tip of his crappy hat. All I have to do from that point on is fix it. So I’ve taken a very hard job, writing, and turned it into an easy one, rewriting, overnight. I advise all writers to do their scripts and other writing this way. And be sure to send me a small royalty every time you do it.

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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

This is unmitigated bullshit. Reinstate Jessie Gender. Also WISHING BAD THINGS DOES NOT MAKE THEM HAPPEN, see: the fucking world.

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 13/08/2025

They should do a Superboy movie where he hasn’t shaken his parents’ accent yet. They should do lots

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 29/07/2025

In “Rise of Skywalker,” C-3P0 sacrificing his memories, only for R2D2 to restore them from backup, could have worked if R2 gave him ALL his memories back. “Wait Vader’s MY dad too? The fuck-“

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 28/07/2025

Nothing like a good panic attack to chase you out of a concert for a band you’ve wanted to see for years. Oh well at least I have the cortisol and sweat-drenched clothing, almost as good

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 25/07/2025

My buddies made a Sasquatch movie a little while back and commissioned me for some background art that didn’t make it into the film. We liked the concept for it enough that I made some fan art for the film based on it. Check out #SummoningTheSpirit for your Bigfoot cult drama fix

Poster illustration concept for the film Summoning the Spirit, with tagline reading: Embrace your fear. A Sasquatch stands in background with fingers dripping blood. A woman floats in front of the Sasquatch. At the bottom, silhouettes of a cult. Background is green forest in contrast to red illustrative elements.

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 18/07/2025

Remembering Hellraiser 2022 and wondering if it should’ve been a series instead. The lore additions were fun but unnecessarily complicated what worked so well in the original. Might’ve made sense paced out over 10-ish episodes.

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 11/07/2025

Randomly reminded of corralling my friends in high school to participate in a Something Awful short film shoot. Watching MST3k’s “Overdrawn at the Memory Bank” episode with Lowtax and maybe Fragmaster was still there, he might’ve left. Turning down the offer for White Russians. That was a thing

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 09/07/2025

Everything is terrible, but don’t worry. I got it

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 08/07/2025

cut my pie into pieces / this is my last dessert

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 04/07/2025

Tears in the ears oh dears

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Jared Yanez @jaredyanez.com · 03/07/2025

Y’know what? Screw it. Cats.

Two ridiculously cute kittens cuddling together. One’s black, the other is whatever that stripes mix of brown and white is, and she’s got the Scottish fold ears thing. It’s just too damn cute.

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