jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Somebody evil eyed us for not standing for the anthem and there’s a gherkin in right field nothing makes sense 030
jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026static.klipy.comPredator: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Handshake Of The GodsALT: Predator: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Handshake Of The Gods 020
jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I’ve received the same email. No comment from Kotek’s office if they will oblige. 010
jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Sources tell me that Doug Fir will be publicly executed tomorrow at noon. Follow for more. 1123
jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026City council should vote yes on renovating the Moda Center as long as they guarantee the timeout drops can actually make it to the 300s 010
jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Here’s a novel combination of activities: sadly doing the dougie while booing a transphobe 031
jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026She’s got the SGA simulated whiplash down so she’s on track 040
Reposted by jaredSean Highkin @highkin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026To me, the obvious move here is to slide Travis into the TV pxp job. Already knows the team and has chemistry with Brooke and Lamar from when he's filled in before. That's how you salvage it with the fanbase. The alternative is hiring someone from out of market with no connection 1275
jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Got there right before the people I can only assume you influenced showed up 030
jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 17/06/2026The Evergreen / 185th intersection is already a mess so I can’t wait to see how this goes 110
jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 14/06/2026You can only get people so hyped before a riot breaks out 010
Reposted by jaredThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/06/2026Olive Garden Unveils New ‘We Invented Spaghetti’ Slogan theonion.com/olive-garden-unveils-n… 221047121
jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I always say something like “my algorithm is broken” but then I sit in disbelief/hysterics and watch every video so I think it actually knows me better than I do 120
Reposted by jaredThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/06/2026‘Victens Wemponyaga’ Begins Promising Kendrick Perkins Sentence 558284
jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Always a pleasure to be a part of so many peoples first day on earth 011
jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I need a group of people to compose and perform “Fireball” by pitbull as an Irish bar song to post after Fire wins who is in 3112
Reposted by jaredSheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Emily Engster after that layup 2102
jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Really getting their money’s worth with this challenge 010
jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Smh I failed to start the wave during that challenge 011
Reposted by jaredThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/05/2026Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation 4468051680
jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I put on the size M shirt on my seat and now I’m not sure how I’ll get it off 021
jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Refs have initiated the “hands-to-yourself” rule for the rest of the game 010
jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/05/2026static.klipy.comSpongebob Can't Wait - Eagerly ExcitedALT: Spongebob Can't Wait - Eagerly Excited 010
jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Love having a team in Portland so I can reasonably hate Jacy Sheldon 020
jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Screaming “Fire Ball” like an over enthusiastic wizard 010