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@jaredrandrews.bsky.social
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Will I actually post here? Time will tell.

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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Somebody evil eyed us for not standing for the anthem and there’s a gherkin in right field nothing makes sense
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Predator: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Handshake Of The Gods
ALT: Predator: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Handshake Of The Gods
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’ve received the same email. No comment from Kotek’s office if they will oblige.
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sources tell me that Doug Fir will be publicly executed tomorrow at noon. Follow for more.
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
*anxiously does the wave*
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
City council should vote yes on renovating the Moda Center as long as they guarantee the timeout drops can actually make it to the 300s
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Here’s a novel combination of activities: sadly doing the dougie while booing a transphobe
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
F!!!
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
She’s got the SGA simulated whiplash down so she’s on track
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I have made so many new noises at this Fire game
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“We put an onion ring on it, eat up piggies”
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Sean Highkin @highkin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
To me, the obvious move here is to slide Travis into the TV pxp job. Already knows the team and has chemistry with Brooke and Lamar from when he's filled in before. That's how you salvage it with the fanbase. The alternative is hiring someone from out of market with no connection
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hold - React
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My dream festival lineup
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Got there right before the people I can only assume you influenced showed up
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Twist my arm I guess I’ll go
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I just want him to make more horror movies 😭
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The Evergreen / 185th intersection is already a mess so I can’t wait to see how this goes
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I still hope the mascot is a tree
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Back to true
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
You can only get people so hyped before a riot breaks out
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@terenceonline.bsky.social 🐐 Fire rally chant
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/06/2026
Olive Garden Unveils New ‘We Invented Spaghetti’ Slogan theonion.com/olive-garden-unveils-n…
Olive Garden Unveils New ‘We Invented Spaghetti’ Slogan
Restaurant Hopes To Impress With Look Back At Famous Pasta’s Origins
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The insane rebound differential didn’t help either
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I always say something like “my algorithm is broken” but then I sit in disbelief/hysterics and watch every video so I think it actually knows me better than I do
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This has my vote
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/06/2026
‘Victens Wemponyaga’ Begins Promising Kendrick Perkins Sentence
‘Victens Wemponyaga’ Begins Promising Kendrick Perkins Sentence
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Hero. Ally. One of the good ones.
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The post concert Smirnoff ice >>>>
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Section 102 reporting in 🫡
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Always a pleasure to be a part of so many peoples first day on earth
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“Guys I can’t read” - Tyler 2026
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Happy Birthday to my unrelated twin
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Tyler @tshegg.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I need a group of people to compose and perform “Fireball” by pitbull as an Irish bar song to post after Fire wins who is in
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I put (respectfully) in the message she has to be
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
She fuckin better be
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Emily Engster after that layup
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Really getting their money’s worth with this challenge
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Idk what to say ball keeps lying
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Smh I failed to start the wave during that challenge
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/05/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I put on the size M shirt on my seat and now I’m not sure how I’ll get it off
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Refs have initiated the “hands-to-yourself” rule for the rest of the game
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Spongebob Can't Wait - Eagerly Excited
ALT: Spongebob Can't Wait - Eagerly Excited
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Love having a team in Portland so I can reasonably hate Jacy Sheldon
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Jared is also here
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Screaming “Fire Ball” like an over enthusiastic wizard
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