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@jaredrandrews.bsky.social
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Will I actually post here? Time will tell.

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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Somebody evil eyed us for not standing for the anthem and there’s a gherkin in right field nothing makes sense
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’ve received the same email. No comment from Kotek’s office if they will oblige.
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sources tell me that Doug Fir will be publicly executed tomorrow at noon. Follow for more.
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
*anxiously does the wave*
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
City council should vote yes on renovating the Moda Center as long as they guarantee the timeout drops can actually make it to the 300s
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Here’s a novel combination of activities: sadly doing the dougie while booing a transphobe
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
F!!!
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I have made so many new noises at this Fire game
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Sean Highkin @highkin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
To me, the obvious move here is to slide Travis into the TV pxp job. Already knows the team and has chemistry with Brooke and Lamar from when he's filled in before. That's how you salvage it with the fanbase. The alternative is hiring someone from out of market with no connection
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My dream festival lineup
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The Evergreen / 185th intersection is already a mess so I can’t wait to see how this goes
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@terenceonline.bsky.social 🐐 Fire rally chant
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/06/2026
Olive Garden Unveils New ‘We Invented Spaghetti’ Slogan theonion.com/olive-garden-unveils-n…
Olive Garden Unveils New ‘We Invented Spaghetti’ Slogan
Restaurant Hopes To Impress With Look Back At Famous Pasta’s Origins
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/06/2026
‘Victens Wemponyaga’ Begins Promising Kendrick Perkins Sentence
‘Victens Wemponyaga’ Begins Promising Kendrick Perkins Sentence
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The post concert Smirnoff ice >>>>
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Always a pleasure to be a part of so many peoples first day on earth
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“Guys I can’t read” - Tyler 2026
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Happy Birthday to my unrelated twin
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Tyler @tshegg.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I need a group of people to compose and perform “Fireball” by pitbull as an Irish bar song to post after Fire wins who is in
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Emily Engster after that layup
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Really getting their money’s worth with this challenge
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Idk what to say ball keeps lying
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Smh I failed to start the wave during that challenge
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/05/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I put on the size M shirt on my seat and now I’m not sure how I’ll get it off
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Refs have initiated the “hands-to-yourself” rule for the rest of the game
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Love having a team in Portland so I can reasonably hate Jacy Sheldon
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Jared is also here
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Screaming “Fire Ball” like an over enthusiastic wizard
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Barking at Kelsey Plum is received differently here
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Thinking of switching things up and drinking the Columbia this time
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
My knee is on the ground for Jrue
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I’m fitting in with the Boise locals more than I’m comfortable with
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Getting out of a coastal state and seeing a baby at the bar will always be jarring
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Blazers I’m begging you keep your hands in your shorts or something I promise it will be ok
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
THANK YOU TIAGO I DIDNT WANT TO GO HOME TONIGHT
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The type of third quarter we all expect from the blazers
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Really, Phoenix? In this political climate?
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I would LOVE to give Gillespie a swirly
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
49ers lol
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
BIG BOY TD ALERT
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I got outbid for signed Yang Hansen merch but I’ll take the W I guess
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Tyler @tshegg.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Splitter still undefeated when @jaredrandrews.bsky.social and I are in attendance
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
How old is Sheppard am I bullying a child
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Give Sidy the Oscar now
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Houston going to lose with a secret sixth player
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Zebras
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