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Jard @jaredof.bsky.social · 9h

Separate from Canada? You can't even separate your mouth from Deez nutz

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Jard @jaredof.bsky.social · 22h

just came across this classic gem. the flattest ass in the west

Jard @jaredof.bsky.social · 23h

the bear paws and stuff? not even a crumb left

Jard @jaredof.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

for my kids last birthday my wife made cupcakes with the best icing ive ever had in my life, lemon buttercreme. Like mind blowingly good. one kid ate it, the rest just ate the cupcake and left it after a lick

My wife is at least as good as I am raw talent wise, she just hates cooking in general But we both come from very UK style cooking backgrounds (English and Welsh resepectivly) I joke with my parents all the time that if it wasnt for east side marios in the 90s they never would have discovered garlic

yeah, I dont think id win on iron chef or anything but im pretty confident in my own abilities. My wife is also a good cook, but she hates cooking so I do that. She is also just a phenomenal baker, like I think she could 100% win competitions if she wanted to. Kid legit has no idea

Like, c'mon kid, you dont even know goddamnit

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my parents were.......adequate at cooking. Like, the food was edible and palatable but I was not a picky eater. I would house three plates of basic boomer white mom spaghetti and ask for more. I am like 1000x the cook either of my parents ever were and I got a kid who still wont eat spaghetti sauce

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they really should and both he and Raymond have no trade protections till like 2028. But they wont

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Jets V Wings has the vibes of two teams from rival prisons playing each other

the best part about that is if that happens, then seider will be close to 30 by the time they're in the playoffs

sure, things suck, but I also haven't heard Don Cherry speak in like 5 years

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Now evidsson is asking out? Oh wow I almost feel bad for the wings

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"stutzle" is the non-word noise you make when you slip mid sentence "so I was driving to work and---ahSTutZLEeee-- oh wow, so driving to work"

every time someone cheers for patrick kane, their dick shrinks 2cm

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the first two seasons of what we do in the shadows are elite

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Bob just dont got the juice

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hey, Mike Armadillo is in the NHL

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Marchenko has a sick ass backhand

seriously, why the fuck not?

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matthews loves scoring on the senators

Yeah, I forgot he was a leafs coach too

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it was a pretty sick attempt, but she got a lesson in matter over mind

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my 8 year old just tried to put me in a flying arm bar

I am totally not paying extra to watch the NHL that's for sure. If I have a service that the leafs play on ill watch. Otherwise, yo ho

i hate how good this is

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Ron MacLean bout to spout some absolute fucking nonsense about whitehorse tonight

yeah, my parents were highschool sweet hearts and i didnt even meet my wife until i was 28

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Honestly, upon reflection my grandma was like 19 when my dad was born so this is more about him waiting

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90s cartoon series that aired between Street Sharks and bucky-o-hare energy

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43, and that's because my parents had me "late" at 26 and 23

Tag yourself, I'm llamathrust

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My mom just told me that my grandfather became a grandfather at my age and fuck.

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I hate that both Florida and Boston got the current 2 way goat on their shit devil teams

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I could be productive right now, but I could also be doing this .

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Probably because there's a million generic war movies in the hopper and they can brand one as battlefield with minimal work and extra money

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Yep, just tripping over their own dick all the way

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It being Philly it is most likely an enemies to lovers situation too

Can't say much about his hockey moves but chayka has 100% got this make people mad thing down

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Damn, that one is out of the park

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I may have enough for both

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