Jard @jaredof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There's a vending machine at work that is always really well stocked, however it doesn't take cash and the card Reader never works Also, this smug asshole is right above where you pay like "yeah bitch, chips rule" 150
Jard @jaredof.bsky.social · 05/10/2026just came across this classic gem. the flattest ass in the west 030
Jard @jaredof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I could be productive right now, but I could also be doing this . 000
Jard @jaredof.bsky.social · 23/09/2026when it's your birthday, you're having a cold one and watching bad movies and someone tries to get you do be productive 330
Jard @jaredof.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Saw a nice boosty boi this morning. LHD, big single turbo conversion, Targa top off. Living the dream Terrible picture but still 020
Jard @jaredof.bsky.social · 18/09/2026generally i find the fancy popcorn bucket thing dumb, but holy fuck do I need this popcorn bucket 120
Jard @jaredof.bsky.social · 05/09/2026my wife bought this and I almost tripped over myself running to tell her the incredibly obvious dad joke 000
Jard @jaredof.bsky.social · 29/08/2026today someone at work said "Oh, Jordana Brewster? From the Faculty?" and I looked at them like this 130
