Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 11/08/2026substack.com/@jaredwhat?u...substack.comJared What? | SubstackSometimes I fix machines. on occasion I drive for Uber. I try to work on interpersonal relationships with the people I love. I aim to dismantle the patriarchy, and bring down the ruling class. you kno... 000
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 04/07/2026"When one of us is chained, none of us are free." - Ray Charles 010
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 17/06/2026When autocorrect came along, and we all laughed our ducking herds off instead of rioting, we let Silicon Valley know what we were willing to put up with. We only have ourselves to blame. 000
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 16/05/2026@dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social I think it would be a good for perspective if you talked occasionally to lefties in the Midwest. That's me. I'm one of those. 000
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 05/05/2026The phrase "I'm just a regular guy who puts his pants on one leg at a time," implies there are exceptional people out there leaping into their pants both legs at once. 000
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The phrase, "I'm normal guy, I put my pants on one leg at a time," infers that there are abnormal guys leaping into their pants two-legged. Who is holding the pants for these fella's? 000
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed 021
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Age verification? I was once a jedi knight, same as your father. 000
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 02/02/2026This administration has only themselves to blame for all of this folk music. 010
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Them: Would you like Fountains of Wayne? Me: Oh no, just a Lil Wayne, thank you. 020
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 29/11/2025If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation. 021
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: Flogging Molly Jack Johnson CAKE Toots and the Maytals Trampled by Turtles 030
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I feel like Clay Higgins was the first republican to vote about the epstien files. And then he sat there, his stomach turning, waiting for someone to follow suit, but they didn't. Fuck that guy. 000
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 12/11/2025You're at the jungle. I need you at paradise city. 010
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 06/11/2025After watching a compilation of Eric Adams quotes, I do believe he will someday be a republican president. 020
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 30/10/2025What's the first rule of the fraternal order of oddfellows? 0121
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 23/10/2025... Elon, buddy, you could eliminate poverty. With your money. 000
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Welp, barring a complete collapse of society and a return to the dark ages, I'm calling this as the beginning of the end of humans. We had a good run. Granted, we've been dying since we were born, but I believe we are at a point of no return. 010
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Sounds like we need to get the band back together for one last gig. 000
Reposted by Jared What?Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/10/2025what the green flag means at a NASCAR race 8582121
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 30/09/2025More like "stanktitty" of marriage. Oh! Got 'em! 000
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2025I'll start going to church when they pay me 10% of their income. 1152
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 08/09/2025If I had known that internet gambling ads were going to be so ubiquitous, I would have voted no. 000
Reposted by Jared What?+972 Magazine @972mag.com · 21/08/2025Israeli army database suggests at least 83% of Gaza dead were civilians Classified intelligence from May reveals Israel believed it had killed ~8,900 militants in Gaza, indicating a proportion of civilian slaughter with few parallels in modern warfare. www.972mag.com/israeli-inte...972mag.comIDF database suggests 83% of Gaza dead were civiliansClassified intelligence reveals Israel killed 8,900 militants by May, indicating an almost unparalleled proportion of civilian slaughter. 501042659
Reposted by Jared What?Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Reminder that in 2021, Senate Republicans filibustered a bill by Democrats that would have banned partisan gerrymandering of congressional districts. 351471482
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 14/08/2025BIG BALLS BEATEN BY BAND OF BRIGANDS! 2 ARRESTED! TRUMP TURNS TYRANNICAL, ORDERS ARMY TO OCCUPY WASHINGTON D.C.! WHERE ARE OUR 2A HEROES IN OUR TIME OF NEED?! "WE THE PEOPLE ARE PISSED?" "LIVE FREE OR DIE?" "Don't tread on me?" Hello? Is this thing on? Photo courtesy of the onion. 010
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Once you replace self-determination with "Devine providence," you can justify literally anything. 010
Reposted by Jared What?Henry3000 @henry3000.bsky.social · 26/06/2025It's not an existential threat. It's an existential promise. 04018
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 07/07/2025I predict Elon's America party will explode on the launch pad. It's kind of his thing. 110
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Steven Miller watching the democratic primary results for New York City. 020
Jared What? @jaredlwhite.bsky.social · 23/06/2025I heard there's a sleeper cell inside the president's new plane. 000
