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Jared Buckert

@jaredbuckert.bsky.social
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I'm a homesteading gearhead with a fancy mustache who watches too much Star Trek. linktr.ee/jared_buckert

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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm trying a new series on Instagram where I point out the good parts of even the worst episodes of Star Trek. So let me have it: what is an episode you absolutely can't stand? I bet there's something good in it. #AllTrekHasGood
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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Maybe not as far as Marsellus Wallace, but still pretty fucking far.
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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
James and the Giant Sausage.
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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I need @coachgowron.com and @annoyedobrien.bsky.social to verify. And no cheating by asking @alteredmedicine.bsky.social to use his genetically engineered super brain.
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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Post something random or you'll have an awful November.
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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I found this cinematic masterpiece in the $5 bin at Walmart (which is a phrase I never expected to say again) and just had to have it. Can't remember the last time I saw this movie. Anybody feel like following along as I do a live tweet (is that what we call them here?) tomorrow night?
A DVD copy of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, starring Kevin Costner.
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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Anybody else hear about the Secretary of Defense calling for a meeting of all generals and admirals and instantly think of that scene from Star Trek: Into Darkness where Starfleet has all the captains and first officers get together in one room? No reason, just curious.
James T. Kirk shouting "clear the room!" Just before John Harrison starts firing through the window in Star Trek: Into Darkness
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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
My Fantastic Four
Kirk, Spock, McCoy and Scotty in the turbolift.
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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
If it looks like a duck and talks like a duck and goose steps like a duck, it's mostly likely a fucking Nazi duck.
Donald Duck assembling shells and saluting pictures of Hitler
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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Cancelled TV show you will never stop thinking about:
The series Threshold, starring Carla Gugino, Brent Spiner, Peter Dinklage, et al.
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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Not a photo, but the next one I found is actually a screenshot of some MAGA BS and I'm pretty sure the felon would talk about himself for the entire therapy session so I'd rather go with DJ @spockresists.bsky.social
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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
@markoraassina.bsky.social would beg to differ.
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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I almost forgot to share our #StarTrek Christmas tree. I hope y'all can forgive me. Especially @startrektour.bsky.social since they were really interested in seeing it. Merry Christmas and LLAP!
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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I feel like you need this more than I do.
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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Jared Buckert @jaredbuckert.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I mean, who am I to argue with a (seemingly) benevolent AI? blueskyroast.com
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