Jake @japple8.bsky.social · 1hWhenever I get too stressed out watching the Braves game I look at the other screen and see Florida losing and it calms me down 000
Reposted by JakeJake @japple8.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Y’all don’t know about Dwight Phillips but you will soon 021
Reposted by JakeDunnah @dunnah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026DONGS HOMERS DINGERS FUCK A SMALL BALL BIG BALLS 3332
Jake @japple8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Send Kyle Schwarber to the American League I will pay for it 100
Reposted by JakeLindsay Crosby, big baseball guy @crosbybaseball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Officially 1.19 feet off the ground. Absurd 3142
Jake @japple8.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Balding man in a 20 year old Mercedes with a “if I die don’t let me vote Democrat” sticker has his top down in the rain lol 000
Jake @japple8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My day got so much worse after this that it’s almost cute that I was upset 020
Jake @japple8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Rolled up to Dunkin and they hit me with “we don’t have any hot coffee right now” What do you mean. Why else do you exist. 260
Jake @japple8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I was hoping to sleep later than 4am but that’s baseball, baby 010
Reposted by JakeUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dick??? You mean like, penis???? 201427637
Reposted by JakeSamVeal.mp4 @samvealyall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Sir, were you in Atlanta for something called ‘Magic City Night’”? Me, shuffling papers: “Uhhh…Uhhhh….” (falls out of chair) 021
Jake @japple8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nate, this is out of bounds. This is a Jakes only nickname brother. 140
Reposted by Jakethe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161861291
Jake @japple8.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I haven’t talked to my ex in 10 months but her dad still texts me about college football lmao 000
