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Kamala Harris’ Fart Tracker

@kamalafarts.bsky.social
41 followers 1 following 19 posts

Live streaming my gas, from Headquarters

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Kamala Harris’ Fart Tracker @kamalafarts.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I’m like a well oiled machine after some chili, let me tell you K Hivers!
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Kamala Harris’ Fart Tracker @kamalafarts.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Oh man, I’m stinky today
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Kamala Harris’ Fart Tracker @kamalafarts.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I’ve got what I like to call “The Monday Morning Belly Rumblers”
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Kamala Harris’ Fart Tracker @kamalafarts.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Oh dear, I’ve been letting ‘em go all morning!
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Kamala Harris’ Fart Tracker @kamalafarts.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Oopsie daisy! I sure let loose that night!
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Kamala Harris’ Fart Tracker @kamalafarts.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I just made a stinky one and Joe called me out, classic Joe!
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Kamala Harris’ Fart Tracker @kamalafarts.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Kamala toots are in full rip!
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Kamala Harris’ Fart Tracker @kamalafarts.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Burger King breakfast brings out the worst in me; something’s rumbling down there, K Hivers!
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Kamala Harris’ Fart Tracker @kamalafarts.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I farted some brown spots in the bed, oopsies daisy!!
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Kamala Harris’ Fart Tracker @kamalafarts.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Oopsie Tootsie! Ha ha! Sorry K Hivers!
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Kamala Harris’ Fart Tracker @kamalafarts.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I just cleared out Headquarters-67 with my last rumbler.
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Kamala Harris’ Fart Tracker @kamalafarts.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I think a little extra just slipped out with that last one ha ha ha ha!
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Kamala Harris’ Fart Tracker @kamalafarts.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Who doesn’t love a good Brunch Fart, am I right K Hive?
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Kamala Harris’ Fart Tracker @kamalafarts.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I’m so excited to share my farts with you, K Hive. Let’s stink together!
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Kamala Harris’ Fart Tracker @kamalafarts.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I should not have eaten those beans this morning, hoooo wee it is smelly!
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Kamala Harris’ Fart Tracker @kamalafarts.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Hey K Hive, I just farted! It’s really stinky.
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