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Jane Lebak

@janelebak.bsky.social
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I write quirky books about angels, smart women, and angels dealing with smart women. Check them out! bookshop.org/shop/Philangelus

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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Thank you! I'm not sure how secure it is, so I won't take it out of the house for a while. :-D
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
A string rosary came apart, so I decided to teach myself to use flex wire. I used an old centerpiece and used seed beads for spacers, and I think it came pretty nice. It's Tabris-colored, too, but I didn't realize until it was done.
A rosary with green seed beads beneath the wooden beads.
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Top half of meme: Debra from the end of Andor, in prison. Text: Raise your hand if this is the future you want to see for Pam Bondi.

Lower half: Epstein victims raising their hands while Pam Bondi pointedly ignores them.
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Post a banger that isn't in English.
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La giostra della memoria
YouTube video by Fiorella Mannoia - Topic
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
They don't even have to be happy in Spanish! Being happy in English will suffice for the sufficiently butthurt.
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
"Vote yes or we'll shoot you." "I vote yes."
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
aka "Future Faking"
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Do they plan to charge women less?
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Well, that plaque will be ripped down in the nex 24 hours.
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
He saved it in the name of cutting waste.
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Does anyone want to alert the FBI that someone's making threats against our congressional representatives? How about the Secret Service?
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I assume she'll take her money and find somewhere else to live the day after the funeral.
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Left: Charlie Kirk shouldn't have been assassinated, but he was no saint. MAGA: WOW SPEECH IS POLITICAL VIOLENCE! Trump: Democrats should be hanged MAGA: 💕🥰**swoon**😘🌹
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I solved that by not owning Crocs. :-)
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Maybe they'll start gunning down British fishing boats because they might contain reporters?
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Behold, the bagel guillotine amzn.to/43IeLhM
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Is he saying he voted for Trump and support him because he thought the man was lying?
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
One of Trump's selling points as far as his followers are concerned (at least, the ones I'm related to) is that he doesn't mean what he says. "Oh, he doesn't mean that. He's just talking big." But in the next sentece, "He tells it like it is." Soooooo...
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Mary Pezzulo @marypezzulo.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I went to the fish restaurant with the big picture of the fish on the kiosk. I read the menu, which had ten different kinds of fish. I ordered the Big Fish Sampler Platter. And to my shock, they brought me fish! I hate fish! I had to sit there eating yucky fish! This is somehow not my fault.
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Yeah, I need to get on mine, too.
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Jodie Creaky-Bones Griffin @jodiegriffin.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Well, I'll make sure I do mine this week!!
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Throw in goat yoga, too.
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
He's a germophobe?
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
For I press that which I do not like, and that which I desire to press, I do not.
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Yeah, Trump who never gave one solitary damn for due process and following the rule of law is suddenly going to be really really cozy with it once Bondi is "unable" to release the dossier on account of the investigation he ordered not even 48 hours prior.
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Jorge A. Caballero, MD @datadrivenmd.social · 12/11/2025
Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Today, the main reading is difficult to get right in terms of diction/emphasis, and the optional reading is sweet and fuzzy and therefore requires little prep. But come on. (This priest will probably choose sweet and fuzzy.)
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
In terms of religious arguments, this one is kind of funny. They asked me to lector at the Wednesday daily Masses. Okay, but you have to prepare if you want to do it well. And if there are optional readings, that's not decided until 5 minutes before Mass. So I have to prepare them both. *sigh*
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 11/11/2025
The existence of this bubble -- a place where marginalized populations could go to feel safe & accepted & joyful -- drove the wider patriarchal culture *insane*, so they attacked it & attacked it, made it a joke, dismissed it, marginalized it, killed it.
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Likewise, I'm tired of the mega stores that keep it so air conditioned in the summertime that you can't enter the store without a light jacket. And then you go home to find the power company has asked you to set your thermostat to save .000001% of the amount of energy the store just wasted.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
honestly even if you're reading performatively (???) keep doing it lol, buy books, take pictures of yourself reading books, let the reading make your brain better
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
1982. It was raining. He ducked into a Gristedes, and the manager snapped, "Buy something or move it." So he bought a chocolate bar. It was $.75, and when you make a million a year, that's not so expensive, is it?
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Kelly Lynne D’Angelo ✨ @kellylynnedang.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue. we’ll all subscribe en masse
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I"m convinced Miller wants riots, and hungry people are more likely to riot. It's got to be burning him up inside that 7 million people attended No Kings without any rioting or violence, so now he's got to induce it.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 07/11/2025
I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
You know how it is, on Monday you're up one pound, Tuesday you're down two pounds, Wednesday you're back to Monday's weight, Thursday you're the same but Friday you're down one. It adds up! 🙃
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Wait, so he knows about yesterday's election?
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/11/2025
Trump's lawyers are in the Supreme Court right now establishing that, among other things, a future Dem president can declare a climate emergency and tariff the fuck out of whatever he wants.
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Yeah, imagine if he tried to claim 15% of intel or something.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
well I for one am shocked that "every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom" did not turn out to be a winning election strategy
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Dems in ARRAY
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I can't wait for whatever unhinged posting Trump is going to do after the humiliation of tonight's votes. If we're lucky, it'll only be unhinged posting. Although who knows, maybe it'll be like after No Kings and he'll knock down the West Wing, too.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
We should implement a legal Rule of Cool where if you commit a crime in a super cool way and *nobody gets physically hurt,* you get total immunity. This will incentivize criminals towards showmanship and avoiding casualties. This is a really good idea.
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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 05/11/2025
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
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Jane Lebak @janelebak.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Just a reminder that there's a whole bsky feed of things Mike Johnson hasn't seen, doesn't know about, and wasn't informed about. bsky.app/profile/numb...
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