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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh my god! My friend; You've finally woken up from your 20 year coma! First, I'm a woman now... I know it might take a little... WHAT DO YOU MEAN "MAKES SENSE?!"

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

How are (cis) men so bad at communicating their intentions when PARTS FOR TRUCKS has been at it for years?! "I've got the equipment you need to modify your bed!" WAS THAT SO FUCKING HARD?!

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hey girls is it normal to cry reading a Chinese/English dictionary bc you've just been exposed to language that captures the beautiful nuance of human relationships that are systematically devalued and flattened by neo-liberal capitalism or do I just miss my 世伯? #griefposting #practiceperiod

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

So Android Auto understands my femme voice perfectly but struggles when I'm speaking in male. Am I teaching the AI to LISTEN👏TO👏WOMEN'S👏VOICES👏™️ ...or is my car just passive-aggressively force-femming me?

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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 11/09/2026

Thank you Saddle Lake Cree Nation leadership you fucking champions /gen

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The hardest thing about transitioning, by far, was giving up Swanson™ HUNGRY MAN™ Protien Packed Frozen Meals! Can I still enjoy 1 lb. OF FOOD? Sorry ma'am, that would be illegal.

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Immodesty? Giving it away? Darling, I prefer the term boudoir philanthropy.

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Finally something useful on Marketplace!

Marketplace post titled "1958 Super Ju Jitsu Home Stidy Course Books Parts 2-6"

Image shows a 1950s housewife booting some creep in the 'nads.

The text of the sample page shown in the ad. Please be advised that it is ILLEGAL to read this and not use 1950s Mid-Atlantic accent.

How to Master the Situation When You are Grabbed and Heild by Both Your Wrists

Your movements are the same whether you arw served by the shoulders, held by both Wrists or an attempt is made to strangle you by your coat labels.

Instead of making an effort to get yourself free all your need to do is deliver a blow to your assailants scrotum with your knee or your foot. Not much force is needed behind this blow to the crotch.

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Autumn Warhammer Chick @celticdragon1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Your reminder that the English Beat icon "Beat Girl" is a transgender woman named Brigitte Bond from a photo of her dancing with ska musician Prince Buster at Heathrow in 1964 and none of us will be as cool as she was.

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

How your email finds me.

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Spent my day being very sick and painting this emo marine. (Lamentors Chapter - bleeding heart decals to follow) Definitely helped me become resigned to my fate. (COVID)

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I had to WORK for this gender! I had to TOIL DOUBLE SHIFTS at the TOXIC MASCULINITY mines, spending my nights studying MAKEUP TUTORIALS while I log the hours for my PASSING CARD: And these GEN-Z TWINKS get to JUMP THE QUEUE just because some CHAD BULLY or DOMMY MOMMY decides to SISSIFY THEM!?

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Teacher friends: school is about to start for many of us. We all need to agree to make non-stop 6-7 references for the first 2-3 weeks so we can kill this thing dead.

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Somewhere in New York City, there is a radioactive spider that made one small mistake and now has to file taxes and is left with a nagging feeling of inadequacy.

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Im strangely sexual Marketplace bingo, riding equipment is the free square.

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Don't worry fellas: Marketplace ain't just for dames who fancy dames! We've also got:

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Welcome to Facebook marketplace! We've got:

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Homeowners: A handyman job is NOT the same as a handjob man. BOTH are important. But they are NOT interchangeable.

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Bro. People are cool as fuck.

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Things I will do once I receive my letter informing me I am banned from my provincial legislature: A thread.

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Wow, fox news really knows their audience.

Thumbnail for a fox news online article. Text reads "CUT OFF BY YOUR ADULT CHILD? EXPERT REVEALS WHAT PARENTS SHOULD DO NEXT"
Background shows a pair of youthful, childlike hands holding a wrinkled, arthritic-looking pair of hands.

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Guuuuuysssss!! My 50-something furnace tech saw my warhammers and awkwardly asked to set me up on a friend date with his trans daughter! IM NOT CRYING THIS IS JUST AN UNRELATED PLUMBING ISSUE!!!

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

MDNI - But like, not because I'm posting anything inappropriate.. I just need a break.

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I know October is months away, but y'all need to tell me of you're hosting a sleazy-ass Halloween party. Don't make me get dressed up as slutty hank hill for nothing.

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Work stoppage at the posting mines just broke.

Dark blue plate sitting on a wood table top. On the plate is medium rare roast lamb with a Szechuan peppercorn rub, slices of baguette, lettuce, a white zucchini baba ganoush sauce, and a small dish of jus.

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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Shop at places with signboards like this instead

Chalkboard sandwich board sign that says:

Another weekend.
Another iced hibiscus tea

[drawing of a fox man lying on his stomach holding an iced drink]

With my beautiful fox boyfriend
God I love him.

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Hey Gemini: Which 19th century depiction of Ned Ludd would make the best tramp stamp?

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Read some academic cybernetics articles. Some highlights: Do you wear contacts? Congratulations! You've got CYBER-EYES! My chipped gel nails: Battle damage cyber-claws! Do you ride a bike? Not only are you a cyborg, but also a centaur~

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Just saw this on Marketplace; If you drive a hurse, I've got a sign for you!

Yellow sign saying "WATCH OUT! JUST PASSED!" in blac text with a black border intended for mounting to the rear of a motor vehicle.

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Me: "There were no signs." Also me: "There, a new Dark Souls 2 character. The only thing left to do is speed run him to the gender-swap coffin so the game can really start!"

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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

GIRL SNAKE CATCHER. she makes a snug little income by securing reptiles for traveling shows SHE JUST GRABS THEM (The Washington Bee, Washington DC, November 8, 1902)

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

any capitalist born after 1938 can't manage the economy... all they know is private equity, destroy democracy, AI, be heterosexual, eat hot chip & lie

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

We saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Today I was a good girl and only ate one of the nice chocolates. That's why I deserve to have several more chocolates right before bed.

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

There is a tennis tournament going on behind our house. The leading players are, only based on the noises they make: GRUNTOR, SON OF McENROE (fuUUUUUUUCKKK!!) The heavy cummer (AAaaaahh~ nnAAAAaaah~) An actual goblin (WoopHOoHOoHOOOO!)

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Hello, My apologies for my late reply to your inquiry; The arrow of time had flattened into a disk and I was experiencing all events - past, present, and future - simultaneously. In addition, I was very horny.

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

So it turns out I was not above caring about material wealth, I just hadn't realized I could spend it on feminization.

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

What do you mean it costs THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS to blast all the hair off my body with LASERS!!? WHAT IS THIS, THE 1900'S!!?

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I am a boy NO LONGER! Your MILKSHAKES have NO POWER HERE!

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

So, I'm new around here - And sorry if this is obvious to the reast of you - but this site is owned by Mr. Bluesky, right? From the Electric Light Orchestra song? I mean because the other site is clearly owned my Mr. Night.

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Not gonna lie kids: the 20th century kinda sucked balls.

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

At some point I switched from: sometimes pretending to be a girl online; to Sometimes pretending to be a boy online.

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Female socialized people, am I doing it right?

The painting 'Saturn Devouring his Son' by Francisco Goya showing a hunched over form of the titan Saturn devouring a man held in both hands in front of a black background. The man's head and arms are missing, his torso ending in a bloody stump. A hump of flesh hangs from the titan's mouth. In front of the painting are written "Live Laugh Love" in a violet handwriting-style font. The writing is on an angle, and the top corner of the writing is cut out of the frame.

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Franki @franki23.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

This one speaks to me

A yellow and black warning sign with two icons of a running human crossed out in red and a walking human circled in green. Text reads

Don't chase your dreams!
Humans are persistence hunters.
Follow your dreams at a sustainable pace until they get tired and lie down.

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