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Jane in Tha Membrane

@janeinthamembrane.bsky.social
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Transfemme | Educator | Globetrotter | Artist's Wife | Three executive dysfunctions in a trench coat | Studied Shitposting at the Sorbonne

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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay okay, enough about me; I have to tell you about all the progress we've made in the past 20 years! Remember classified ads? Well now you can view them wherever you go! All they had to do was kick out all the independent sex workers and replace them with Neo Nazis and genocide apologists!
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh my god! My friend; You've finally woken up from your 20 year coma! First, I'm a woman now... I know it might take a little... WHAT DO YOU MEAN "MAKES SENSE?!"
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How are (cis) men so bad at communicating their intentions when PARTS FOR TRUCKS has been at it for years?! "I've got the equipment you need to modify your bed!" WAS THAT SO FUCKING HARD?!
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of the kindest things I ever did was to forgive myself For my: many many shortcomings, and small failures of character; during the time when I was: undiagnosed, unmedicated, and not yet willing (or able) to speak outloud what I was, even to myself. We're alive. That's enough.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey girls is it normal to cry reading a Chinese/English dictionary bc you've just been exposed to language that captures the beautiful nuance of human relationships that are systematically devalued and flattened by neo-liberal capitalism or do I just miss my 世伯? #griefposting #practiceperiod
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I driver a Subaru if that helps.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So Android Auto understands my femme voice perfectly but struggles when I'm speaking in male. Am I teaching the AI to LISTEN👏TO👏WOMEN'S👏VOICES👏™️ ...or is my car just passive-aggressively force-femming me?
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thank you Saddle Lake Cree Nation leadership you fucking champions /gen
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The hardest thing about transitioning, by far, was giving up Swanson™ HUNGRY MAN™ Protien Packed Frozen Meals! Can I still enjoy 1 lb. OF FOOD? Sorry ma'am, that would be illegal.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's only an exclusive choice if you care about your body.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Immodesty? Giving it away? Darling, I prefer the term boudoir philanthropy.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Finally something useful on Marketplace!
Marketplace post titled "1958 Super Ju Jitsu Home Stidy Course Books Parts 2-6"

Image shows a 1950s housewife booting some creep in the 'nads.The text of the sample page shown in the ad. Please be advised that it is ILLEGAL to read this and not use  1950s Mid-Atlantic accent.

How to Master the Situation When You are Grabbed and Heild by Both Your Wrists

Your movements are the same whether you arw served by the shoulders, held by both Wrists or an attempt is made to strangle you by your coat labels.

Instead of making an effort to get yourself free all your need to do is deliver a blow to your assailants scrotum with your knee or your foot. Not much force is needed behind this blow to the crotch.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
See, this is what happens when you embrace the t-shirt dress too fully: you invite a backlash as the pendulum inevitably swings towards trousers.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
No, dummy, thats just what the LAMESTREAM media wants you to believe. MY trangenderism was caused by sourdough starter and warhammer. The COVID lockdowns were just a coincidence.
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Autumn Warhammer Chick @celticdragon1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Your reminder that the English Beat icon "Beat Girl" is a transgender woman named Brigitte Bond from a photo of her dancing with ska musician Prince Buster at Heathrow in 1964 and none of us will be as cool as she was.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How your email finds me.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
He's a 6 but his cursed amulet that whispers horrible secrets of primordial truth is a 10.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Spent my day being very sick and painting this emo marine. (Lamentors Chapter - bleeding heart decals to follow) Definitely helped me become resigned to my fate. (COVID)
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Good heavens, my humours!
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is literally the only I know about your industry how do the architects not know this?
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My transition plan is Bigfoot, but a cougar. A few crazed, isolated MILF-hunters will swear they have my number, but everyone else insists that's the number of a pizza chain that went out of business during the great recession.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I had to WORK for this gender! I had to TOIL DOUBLE SHIFTS at the TOXIC MASCULINITY mines, spending my nights studying MAKEUP TUTORIALS while I log the hours for my PASSING CARD: And these GEN-Z TWINKS get to JUMP THE QUEUE just because some CHAD BULLY or DOMMY MOMMY decides to SISSIFY THEM!?
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Teacher friends: school is about to start for many of us. We all need to agree to make non-stop 6-7 references for the first 2-3 weeks so we can kill this thing dead.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Astronaut on a space walk: *floats past the ISS window doing the 6-7 hands.*
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!? oh a kitty.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So that explains all the tragic deaths in the D'Voidoffunk family.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What about George Clinton's Bop Gun?
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A little embarrassed that we've never exchanged rocks now...
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Somewhere in New York City, there is a radioactive spider that made one small mistake and now has to file taxes and is left with a nagging feeling of inadequacy.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Im strangely sexual Marketplace bingo, riding equipment is the free square.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Don't worry fellas: Marketplace ain't just for dames who fancy dames! We've also got:
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Don't worry, I've got more where that came from.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Welcome to Facebook marketplace! We've got:
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Man, I wish I was bitten by a radioactive woman...
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Homeowners: A handyman job is NOT the same as a handjob man. BOTH are important. But they are NOT interchangeable.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He's a hugger for sure
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Genesis does what Ninten-does not allow itself the possibility of considering; because, for all its bravado, its performative playfulness, in really it is just an old man, shuffling through familiar follies and larks, distracting himself from the inevitable victory of entropy. *Sega scream*
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Nino Brown Meme
ALT: Nino Brown Meme
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
That's called being carb-smart on the go!
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
*washi tape
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
5) Get banned from the legislature again.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
4) Show up at legislature wearing an obvious fake mustache claiming ignorance.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
3) Hire a boudoir photographer to take pictures of me and my *naughty* letter.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
2) Put it in a nice gold frame as a conversation piece.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
1) Decorate it with washing tape and glitter
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Things I will do once I receive my letter informing me I am banned from my provincial legislature: A thread.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This will be my new reaction image whenever I disagree with anyone older than me.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wow, fox news really knows their audience.
Thumbnail for a fox news online article. Text reads "CUT OFF BY YOUR ADULT CHILD? EXPERT REVEALS WHAT PARENTS SHOULD DO NEXT" 
Background shows a pair of youthful, childlike hands holding a wrinkled, arthritic-looking pair of hands.
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Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
UPDATE: It's comiiiiiiing~~
Two slips to pick up registered mail with the name of your dear correspondent and her partner. All personally identifiable information has been fabulously redacted.
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