Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Okay okay, enough about me; I have to tell you about all the progress we've made in the past 20 years! Remember classified ads? Well now you can view them wherever you go! All they had to do was kick out all the independent sex workers and replace them with Neo Nazis and genocide apologists! 010
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh my god! My friend; You've finally woken up from your 20 year coma! First, I'm a woman now... I know it might take a little... WHAT DO YOU MEAN "MAKES SENSE?!" 100
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026How are (cis) men so bad at communicating their intentions when PARTS FOR TRUCKS has been at it for years?! "I've got the equipment you need to modify your bed!" WAS THAT SO FUCKING HARD?! 010
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026One of the kindest things I ever did was to forgive myself For my: many many shortcomings, and small failures of character; during the time when I was: undiagnosed, unmedicated, and not yet willing (or able) to speak outloud what I was, even to myself. We're alive. That's enough. 110
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hey girls is it normal to cry reading a Chinese/English dictionary bc you've just been exposed to language that captures the beautiful nuance of human relationships that are systematically devalued and flattened by neo-liberal capitalism or do I just miss my 世伯? #griefposting #practiceperiod 030
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026So Android Auto understands my femme voice perfectly but struggles when I'm speaking in male. Am I teaching the AI to LISTEN👏TO👏WOMEN'S👏VOICES👏™️ ...or is my car just passive-aggressively force-femming me? 130
Reposted by Jane in Tha Membraneeerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 11/09/2026Thank you Saddle Lake Cree Nation leadership you fucking champions /gen 26015
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The hardest thing about transitioning, by far, was giving up Swanson™ HUNGRY MAN™ Protien Packed Frozen Meals! Can I still enjoy 1 lb. OF FOOD? Sorry ma'am, that would be illegal. 031
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It's only an exclusive choice if you care about your body. 100
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Immodesty? Giving it away? Darling, I prefer the term boudoir philanthropy. 020
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Finally something useful on Marketplace! 020
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 22/08/2026See, this is what happens when you embrace the t-shirt dress too fully: you invite a backlash as the pendulum inevitably swings towards trousers. 000
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 22/08/2026No, dummy, thats just what the LAMESTREAM media wants you to believe. MY trangenderism was caused by sourdough starter and warhammer. The COVID lockdowns were just a coincidence. 110
Reposted by Jane in Tha MembraneAutumn Warhammer Chick @celticdragon1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Your reminder that the English Beat icon "Beat Girl" is a transgender woman named Brigitte Bond from a photo of her dancing with ska musician Prince Buster at Heathrow in 1964 and none of us will be as cool as she was. 161585523
Reposted by Jane in Tha Membranec0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 22/08/2026How your email finds me. 5050101180
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026He's a 6 but his cursed amulet that whispers horrible secrets of primordial truth is a 10. 020
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Spent my day being very sick and painting this emo marine. (Lamentors Chapter - bleeding heart decals to follow) Definitely helped me become resigned to my fate. (COVID) 030
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This is literally the only I know about your industry how do the architects not know this? 110
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My transition plan is Bigfoot, but a cougar. A few crazed, isolated MILF-hunters will swear they have my number, but everyone else insists that's the number of a pizza chain that went out of business during the great recession. 020
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I had to WORK for this gender! I had to TOIL DOUBLE SHIFTS at the TOXIC MASCULINITY mines, spending my nights studying MAKEUP TUTORIALS while I log the hours for my PASSING CARD: And these GEN-Z TWINKS get to JUMP THE QUEUE just because some CHAD BULLY or DOMMY MOMMY decides to SISSIFY THEM!? 182
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Teacher friends: school is about to start for many of us. We all need to agree to make non-stop 6-7 references for the first 2-3 weeks so we can kill this thing dead. 011
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Astronaut on a space walk: *floats past the ISS window doing the 6-7 hands.* 010
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!? oh a kitty. 020
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 19/08/2026So that explains all the tragic deaths in the D'Voidoffunk family. 000
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 18/08/2026What about George Clinton's Bop Gun? 100
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 18/08/2026A little embarrassed that we've never exchanged rocks now... 120
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Somewhere in New York City, there is a radioactive spider that made one small mistake and now has to file taxes and is left with a nagging feeling of inadequacy. 000
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Im strangely sexual Marketplace bingo, riding equipment is the free square. 010
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Don't worry fellas: Marketplace ain't just for dames who fancy dames! We've also got: 000
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Don't worry, I've got more where that came from. 010
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Welcome to Facebook marketplace! We've got: 3151
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Man, I wish I was bitten by a radioactive woman... 0101
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Homeowners: A handyman job is NOT the same as a handjob man. BOTH are important. But they are NOT interchangeable. 020
Reposted by Jane in Tha Membrane852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bro. People are cool as fuck. 274164012318
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Genesis does what Ninten-does not allow itself the possibility of considering; because, for all its bravado, its performative playfulness, in really it is just an old man, shuffling through familiar follies and larks, distracting himself from the inevitable victory of entropy. *Sega scream* 010
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026static.klipy.comNino Brown MemeALT: Nino Brown Meme 020
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026That's called being carb-smart on the go! 030
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 13/08/20265) Get banned from the legislature again. 000
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 13/08/20264) Show up at legislature wearing an obvious fake mustache claiming ignorance. 100
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 13/08/20263) Hire a boudoir photographer to take pictures of me and my *naughty* letter. 100
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 13/08/20262) Put it in a nice gold frame as a conversation piece. 100
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 13/08/20261) Decorate it with washing tape and glitter 220
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Things I will do once I receive my letter informing me I am banned from my provincial legislature: A thread. 120
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This will be my new reaction image whenever I disagree with anyone older than me. 110
Jane in Tha Membrane @janeinthamembrane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Wow, fox news really knows their audience. 040