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Jane Haze

@janehaze.bsky.social
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Recovering comic, electrical engineer, plane/aviation liker, travel enthusiast, and learner of things.

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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I miss Blusky. Need to wander back over here more often.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
How is my stock portfolio not insanely wealthy at this point? Somehow I think this administration is not going to make me rich after all. I didn’t vote for mediocre income classes!
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Saw the first class beverages are being loaded on the plane today.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I have an announcement: the snow and mountain are my life now. Gonna be out doing 14ers tomorrow, bro.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Reason 3,567,258 why this administration is ghastly: From a perspective of leadership, not taking feedback, criticizing allies, and thinking your ideas are infallible ultimately leads to catastrophic results.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This absolutely minimizes your power and your ability to defend your people.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Good post to add context to Puerto Vallarta.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
There is no cheaper rent in Franklin than the rent free gays that live in these state representives’ heads.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I wonder if Prince Andrew posted bail because he was afraid of being forced to have nonconsensual sex from strange men....
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The Secretary of War and the Secretary of HHS have officially changed their departmental policy to "Do you even lift, bro?"
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Looking through my web of social media, and I can't find any reference to Jesse Jackson when I saw him speaking in Memphis in 2008. Being there was accidental for me. I realize it was before I got an iPhone, so no pics. That is probably one of the last periods of my life without a smart phone.
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Steve Cohen @repcohen.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
God gave the Ten Commandments to Moses. He didn’t need the Tennessee General Assembly’s help. They tried this in 1996, when I was a TN State Senator—I was the only Senator to vote NO because I saw it for what it was: politics masquerading as faith. Faith is personal. The Constitution is clear.
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Senate in Tennessee Backs 10 Commandments' Posting (Published 1996)
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Sad to hear of Jesse Jackson’s passing. I was pretty reluctant to move back to Memphis in 2008. One morning, I decided to drive downtown and randomly saw a gathering at the Lorraine Motel. I walked up in time to see Jesse Jackson speak on the balcony. I left feeling inspired. He will be missed.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
So fried catfish nuggets will not be apart of my food repertoire. My hands smell like dirty catfish and the clean up is too much for tasting bad. What else can you do with catfish nuggets? We accidentally bought them in the first place. That's one dish I'll leave to professionals.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Here are some Biblical versus about immigrants for reference. Enjoy it in its Old and New Testament glory. Exodus 12:49 Exodus 22:21 Leviticus 19:33-34 Leviticus 23:22 Deuteronomy 10:19 Deuteronomy 27:19 Ezekiel 47:22 Galatians 3:28 Ephesians 2:19 Matthew 25:35 Hebrews 13:2 Romans 12:13
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The SAVE act requires a birth certificate or passport to vote - not just your Driver's License. Your driver's license requires a birth certificate or a social security card. Mandating anything beyond that, you're being a disingenuous, intentionally exclusionary dick. www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
There is something weird about adults putting on Mickey Mouse ears. Slightly less when children are present, infinitely more if at Disney sans kids.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 13/02/2026
"Everywhere the dying groan and the horses lay screaming... Happy Valentine's Day!"https://buff.ly/g1Qx3JM
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Cormac McCarthy’s Valentine’s Day Candy Hearts
Taken from works of the late great Cormac McCarthy. - - -
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The Daily Memphian @dailymemphian.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Defenses dominated Sunday’s Super Bowl LX, but former Arlington High running back Kenneth Walker III stood out as one of the only outstanding offensive players and earned the Most Valuable Player award.
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Arlington's Kenneth Walker III wins Super Bowl MVP
Defenses dominated Sunday’s Super Bowl LX, but former Arlington High running back Kenneth Walker III stood out as one of the only outstanding offensive players and earned the Most Valuable Player award.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Lindsey Vonn is the Black Knight of Skiing.
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two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .
ALT: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I am in a deep, committed relationship with my heating pad due to an injury from being asleep last weekend. Who says people don’t know how to party on Saturday nights when you get older?
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Greg Proops @gregproops.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
'Cause out on the edge of darkness There walks a peace dog Oh, peace dog , take this country Come take me home again
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
If you are really appalled that a rich person hooked up with Russian hookers, you guys are going to freak when you figure out who’s been living in the East Wing of the White House.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The Memphis potholes have a season kickoff party booked at the peabody rooftop for next week. Carla Thomas has declined their invitation to perform, despite the potholes claiming it’s going to be a hit!
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This administration is making Don Lemon a leftist radical. The hell??? Centrist, both-sidism news, comedy, and media got us here, among other things.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
HAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAA! She spent $1,000,000 for this. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Porn stars on social media are so funny. Post 1: *butt* Post 2: *tits* Post 3: *crotch* Post 4: *soft core orgy* Post 5: "Here's my dog!" Post 6: *more crotch, but in a costume this time*
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Sad boot fail. Old plastic is not your friend.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Watch this story in the next 48 hours. fm.kuac.org/sustainabili...
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1,500 soldiers in Alaska said to be on standby to assist ICE operation
Two infantry battalions with the Army’s Alaska-based 11th Airborne Division reportedly are on standby for possible deployment to Minnesota. That’s according to reports from NPR and other U.S. and inte...
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
ICE is not military. They are a militant wing of the TSA at best.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Real military swear an oath to protect The Constitution against enemies, foreign and domestic. The Gravy Seals promise to defend their rights to second helpings and bad trigger control.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Everyone in Memphis is reacting like they’re women on dating apps. “How many inches? No, not what you *think*. I need a ruler.”
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Jesus. Our moral authority is weakened everyday.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Reminder - if you take someone home with you at the bar tonight, you may be stuck with them until Tuesday. Hook up responsibly.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It’s times like these I wish we had a fully funded weather forecasting entity. Remember 2024? Good times.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Each bout of COVID is like a complex wine. This one is exhausting with light loss of flavor that finishes with a delightful brain fog for a thoroughly catatonic experience.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
BREAKING: Snidely Whiplash joins Board of Peace.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Good joke.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I just got mean mugged by a dude with no front bumper. I see your windshield wiper fluid, how are you going to show attitude?
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
A couple of lovely ladies just having a chat at the book club.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It’s got to be exhausting covering up your last crime with a new crime everyday. After breaking constitutional and international laws, what is next?
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Trump is backpedaling on Iran. He told those people to get in the streets and take over the institutions, and the USA would back them up. They protested and now they’re being executed for it. And he’s claiming “the killing has stopped”. He doesn’t want a fight that might actually be a fight.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
JD Vance? More like Shady Vance.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
On the bright side “Show us your papers!” doesn’t even need a German accent any more to impersonate N@zis.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
After thorough review, the internal bleeding cause was determined to be a severe case of having his feelings hurt.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The current US response to ICE is what happens when land gets more representation than people.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Watching ICE being denied service in a Mexican Restaurant in Minneapolis is about the funniest thing to come out of the unrest. Can’t kidnap the people and expect the culture to embrace you when you’re on your break.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I’ve noticed the uptick of anti-maga misinformation too. Many seemingly social media farm/ai bot posts En masse that is dangerous from being inflammatory along with easily picked up by someone to hurt credibility. IE — The Sascha Barros story should be scrutinized a bit more. Timing seems… off.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
What’s the over/under on EX EH EYE getting bombed like Regensburg? I was secretly paranoid about it *before* it partnered with the military. So… thedeepdive.ca/war-departme...
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Defense dept chooses Musk’s xAI, Grok in military AI
Department release targets early-2026 Grok deployment on GenAI.mil for 3 million users, enabling IL5 CUI workflows and X insights.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
“Black people are a hate group and white people should stay the hell away from them.” - Scott Adams. Looks like God canceled Scotty more than the media ever could.
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