Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I miss Blusky. Need to wander back over here more often. 032
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 02/03/2026How is my stock portfolio not insanely wealthy at this point? Somehow I think this administration is not going to make me rich after all. I didn’t vote for mediocre income classes! 030
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Saw the first class beverages are being loaded on the plane today. 020
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I have an announcement: the snow and mountain are my life now. Gonna be out doing 14ers tomorrow, bro. 020
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Reason 3,567,258 why this administration is ghastly: From a perspective of leadership, not taking feedback, criticizing allies, and thinking your ideas are infallible ultimately leads to catastrophic results. 120
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 24/02/2026This absolutely minimizes your power and your ability to defend your people. 120
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 20/02/2026There is no cheaper rent in Franklin than the rent free gays that live in these state representives’ heads. 000
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I wonder if Prince Andrew posted bail because he was afraid of being forced to have nonconsensual sex from strange men.... 010
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 20/02/2026The Secretary of War and the Secretary of HHS have officially changed their departmental policy to "Do you even lift, bro?" 010
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Looking through my web of social media, and I can't find any reference to Jesse Jackson when I saw him speaking in Memphis in 2008. Being there was accidental for me. I realize it was before I got an iPhone, so no pics. That is probably one of the last periods of my life without a smart phone. 000
Reposted by Jane HazeSteve Cohen @repcohen.bsky.social · 17/02/2026God gave the Ten Commandments to Moses. He didn’t need the Tennessee General Assembly’s help. They tried this in 1996, when I was a TN State Senator—I was the only Senator to vote NO because I saw it for what it was: politics masquerading as faith. Faith is personal. The Constitution is clear.nytimes.comSenate in Tennessee Backs 10 Commandments' Posting (Published 1996) 13010
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Sad to hear of Jesse Jackson’s passing. I was pretty reluctant to move back to Memphis in 2008. One morning, I decided to drive downtown and randomly saw a gathering at the Lorraine Motel. I walked up in time to see Jesse Jackson speak on the balcony. I left feeling inspired. He will be missed. 010
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 16/02/2026So fried catfish nuggets will not be apart of my food repertoire. My hands smell like dirty catfish and the clean up is too much for tasting bad. What else can you do with catfish nuggets? We accidentally bought them in the first place. That's one dish I'll leave to professionals. 100
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Here are some Biblical versus about immigrants for reference. Enjoy it in its Old and New Testament glory. Exodus 12:49 Exodus 22:21 Leviticus 19:33-34 Leviticus 23:22 Deuteronomy 10:19 Deuteronomy 27:19 Ezekiel 47:22 Galatians 3:28 Ephesians 2:19 Matthew 25:35 Hebrews 13:2 Romans 12:13 100
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/02/2026The SAVE act requires a birth certificate or passport to vote - not just your Driver's License. Your driver's license requires a birth certificate or a social security card. Mandating anything beyond that, you're being a disingenuous, intentionally exclusionary dick. www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...congress.gov 010
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/02/2026There is something weird about adults putting on Mickey Mouse ears. Slightly less when children are present, infinitely more if at Disney sans kids. 120
Reposted by Jane HazeMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 13/02/2026"Everywhere the dying groan and the horses lay screaming... Happy Valentine's Day!"https://buff.ly/g1Qx3JMbuff.lyCormac McCarthy’s Valentine’s Day Candy HeartsTaken from works of the late great Cormac McCarthy. - - - 67823
Reposted by Jane HazeThe Daily Memphian @dailymemphian.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Defenses dominated Sunday’s Super Bowl LX, but former Arlington High running back Kenneth Walker III stood out as one of the only outstanding offensive players and earned the Most Valuable Player award.dailymemphian.comArlington's Kenneth Walker III wins Super Bowl MVPDefenses dominated Sunday’s Super Bowl LX, but former Arlington High running back Kenneth Walker III stood out as one of the only outstanding offensive players and earned the Most Valuable Player award. 032
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Lindsey Vonn is the Black Knight of Skiing.media.tenor.comtwo knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .ALT: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse . 020
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I am in a deep, committed relationship with my heating pad due to an injury from being asleep last weekend. Who says people don’t know how to party on Saturday nights when you get older? 000
Reposted by Jane HazeGreg Proops @gregproops.bsky.social · 02/02/2026'Cause out on the edge of darkness There walks a peace dog Oh, peace dog , take this country Come take me home again 07511
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 31/01/2026If you are really appalled that a rich person hooked up with Russian hookers, you guys are going to freak when you figure out who’s been living in the East Wing of the White House. 030
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 31/01/2026The Memphis potholes have a season kickoff party booked at the peabody rooftop for next week. Carla Thomas has declined their invitation to perform, despite the potholes claiming it’s going to be a hit! 010
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 31/01/2026This administration is making Don Lemon a leftist radical. The hell??? Centrist, both-sidism news, comedy, and media got us here, among other things. 010
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 29/01/2026HAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAA! She spent $1,000,000 for this. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA 021
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Porn stars on social media are so funny. Post 1: *butt* Post 2: *tits* Post 3: *crotch* Post 4: *soft core orgy* Post 5: "Here's my dog!" Post 6: *more crotch, but in a costume this time* 000
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Watch this story in the next 48 hours. fm.kuac.org/sustainabili...fm.kuac.org1,500 soldiers in Alaska said to be on standby to assist ICE operationTwo infantry battalions with the Army’s Alaska-based 11th Airborne Division reportedly are on standby for possible deployment to Minnesota. That’s according to reports from NPR and other U.S. and inte... 020
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 25/01/2026ICE is not military. They are a militant wing of the TSA at best. 000
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Real military swear an oath to protect The Constitution against enemies, foreign and domestic. The Gravy Seals promise to defend their rights to second helpings and bad trigger control. 230
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Everyone in Memphis is reacting like they’re women on dating apps. “How many inches? No, not what you *think*. I need a ruler.” 010
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Reminder - if you take someone home with you at the bar tonight, you may be stuck with them until Tuesday. Hook up responsibly. 140
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 23/01/2026It’s times like these I wish we had a fully funded weather forecasting entity. Remember 2024? Good times. 020
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Each bout of COVID is like a complex wine. This one is exhausting with light loss of flavor that finishes with a delightful brain fog for a thoroughly catatonic experience. 000
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I just got mean mugged by a dude with no front bumper. I see your windshield wiper fluid, how are you going to show attitude? 020
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 16/01/2026A couple of lovely ladies just having a chat at the book club. 030
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 15/01/2026It’s got to be exhausting covering up your last crime with a new crime everyday. After breaking constitutional and international laws, what is next? 020
Reposted by Jane HazealtNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Trump is backpedaling on Iran. He told those people to get in the streets and take over the institutions, and the USA would back them up. They protested and now they’re being executed for it. And he’s claiming “the killing has stopped”. He doesn’t want a fight that might actually be a fight. 87919
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/01/2026On the bright side “Show us your papers!” doesn’t even need a German accent any more to impersonate N@zis. 000
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/01/2026After thorough review, the internal bleeding cause was determined to be a severe case of having his feelings hurt. 020
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/01/2026The current US response to ICE is what happens when land gets more representation than people. 040
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Watching ICE being denied service in a Mexican Restaurant in Minneapolis is about the funniest thing to come out of the unrest. Can’t kidnap the people and expect the culture to embrace you when you’re on your break. 093
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I’ve noticed the uptick of anti-maga misinformation too. Many seemingly social media farm/ai bot posts En masse that is dangerous from being inflammatory along with easily picked up by someone to hurt credibility. IE — The Sascha Barros story should be scrutinized a bit more. Timing seems… off. 000
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/01/2026What’s the over/under on EX EH EYE getting bombed like Regensburg? I was secretly paranoid about it *before* it partnered with the military. So… thedeepdive.ca/war-departme...thedeepdive.caDefense dept chooses Musk’s xAI, Grok in military AIDepartment release targets early-2026 Grok deployment on GenAI.mil for 3 million users, enabling IL5 CUI workflows and X insights. 000
Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 13/01/2026“Black people are a hate group and white people should stay the hell away from them.” - Scott Adams. Looks like God canceled Scotty more than the media ever could. 020