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Jane Haze

@janehaze.bsky.social
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Recovering comic, electrical engineer, plane/aviation liker, travel enthusiast, and learner of things.

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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I miss Blusky. Need to wander back over here more often.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Reminder - Warren buffet told Bill Gates to divest from Microsoft and it is the reason why he is not the richest man in the world right now. Sad story.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
This is the only post I’ve seen from it and came to blsky to find it. No Pearson, Demster or other very active people in the community.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
How is my stock portfolio not insanely wealthy at this point? Somehow I think this administration is not going to make me rich after all. I didn’t vote for mediocre income classes!
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Saw the first class beverages are being loaded on the plane today.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I have an announcement: the snow and mountain are my life now. Gonna be out doing 14ers tomorrow, bro.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
On this scale, the only way this could end is catastrophic destruction, the individual’s death, or removal. Hopefully the second will minimize the first, because the first seems inevitable while the last seems impossible.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Reason 3,567,258 why this administration is ghastly: From a perspective of leadership, not taking feedback, criticizing allies, and thinking your ideas are infallible ultimately leads to catastrophic results.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This absolutely minimizes your power and your ability to defend your people.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Good post to add context to Puerto Vallarta.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
There is no cheaper rent in Franklin than the rent free gays that live in these state representives’ heads.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I wonder if Prince Andrew posted bail because he was afraid of being forced to have nonconsensual sex from strange men....
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The Secretary of War and the Secretary of HHS have officially changed their departmental policy to "Do you even lift, bro?"
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Looking through my web of social media, and I can't find any reference to Jesse Jackson when I saw him speaking in Memphis in 2008. Being there was accidental for me. I realize it was before I got an iPhone, so no pics. That is probably one of the last periods of my life without a smart phone.
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Steve Cohen @repcohen.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
God gave the Ten Commandments to Moses. He didn’t need the Tennessee General Assembly’s help. They tried this in 1996, when I was a TN State Senator—I was the only Senator to vote NO because I saw it for what it was: politics masquerading as faith. Faith is personal. The Constitution is clear.
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Senate in Tennessee Backs 10 Commandments' Posting (Published 1996)
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Sad to hear of Jesse Jackson’s passing. I was pretty reluctant to move back to Memphis in 2008. One morning, I decided to drive downtown and randomly saw a gathering at the Lorraine Motel. I walked up in time to see Jesse Jackson speak on the balcony. I left feeling inspired. He will be missed.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
That sounds amazing! There's always the blackened variety as well.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
So fried catfish nuggets will not be apart of my food repertoire. My hands smell like dirty catfish and the clean up is too much for tasting bad. What else can you do with catfish nuggets? We accidentally bought them in the first place. That's one dish I'll leave to professionals.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
“Strangers”, “sojourners”, or “foreigners” are the language that was picked up.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Here are some Biblical versus about immigrants for reference. Enjoy it in its Old and New Testament glory. Exodus 12:49 Exodus 22:21 Leviticus 19:33-34 Leviticus 23:22 Deuteronomy 10:19 Deuteronomy 27:19 Ezekiel 47:22 Galatians 3:28 Ephesians 2:19 Matthew 25:35 Hebrews 13:2 Romans 12:13
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
You are a winner in my book.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The SAVE act requires a birth certificate or passport to vote - not just your Driver's License. Your driver's license requires a birth certificate or a social security card. Mandating anything beyond that, you're being a disingenuous, intentionally exclusionary dick. www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Did you put a towel at the end of the blades? I feel like it could work for hard to reach places between objects.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The Half Dome card is going to my husband immediately. He climbed it years ago *and* he enjoys puns.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
That seems perfectly okay. Murder claws, while still fantasy, can be explored for new utility purposes. Like “wouldn’t it be foolish of if I had these for grilling?”
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
There is something weird about adults putting on Mickey Mouse ears. Slightly less when children are present, infinitely more if at Disney sans kids.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 13/02/2026
"Everywhere the dying groan and the horses lay screaming... Happy Valentine's Day!"https://buff.ly/g1Qx3JM
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Cormac McCarthy’s Valentine’s Day Candy Hearts
Taken from works of the late great Cormac McCarthy. - - -
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
media.tenor.com
an elderly woman wearing glasses and a blue sweater is making a face ..
ALT: an elderly woman wearing glasses and a blue sweater is making a face ..
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Memphis for the win!!!
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The Daily Memphian @dailymemphian.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Defenses dominated Sunday’s Super Bowl LX, but former Arlington High running back Kenneth Walker III stood out as one of the only outstanding offensive players and earned the Most Valuable Player award.
dailymemphian.com
Arlington's Kenneth Walker III wins Super Bowl MVP
Defenses dominated Sunday’s Super Bowl LX, but former Arlington High running back Kenneth Walker III stood out as one of the only outstanding offensive players and earned the Most Valuable Player award.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
That lady violinist is a University of Alaska Fairbanks alumna. Did not know UAF would be representing like that.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Lindsey Vonn is the Black Knight of Skiing.
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two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .
ALT: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I am in a deep, committed relationship with my heating pad due to an injury from being asleep last weekend. Who says people don’t know how to party on Saturday nights when you get older?
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Greg Proops @gregproops.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
'Cause out on the edge of darkness There walks a peace dog Oh, peace dog , take this country Come take me home again
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
If you are really appalled that a rich person hooked up with Russian hookers, you guys are going to freak when you figure out who’s been living in the East Wing of the White House.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The Memphis potholes have a season kickoff party booked at the peabody rooftop for next week. Carla Thomas has declined their invitation to perform, despite the potholes claiming it’s going to be a hit!
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This administration is making Don Lemon a leftist radical. The hell??? Centrist, both-sidism news, comedy, and media got us here, among other things.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Ahhh, I'm only at General. This will be the first 10 year renewal for me. I am surprised that I've stuck with the hobby. It's a strange rabbit hole....
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
HAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAA! She spent $1,000,000 for this. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
*Steak sandwich
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Porn stars on social media are so funny. Post 1: *butt* Post 2: *tits* Post 3: *crotch* Post 4: *soft core orgy* Post 5: "Here's my dog!" Post 6: *more crotch, but in a costume this time*
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Yes. Literally have been waiting a year…. Bah!
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Sad boot fail. Old plastic is not your friend.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Watch this story in the next 48 hours. fm.kuac.org/sustainabili...
fm.kuac.org
1,500 soldiers in Alaska said to be on standby to assist ICE operation
Two infantry battalions with the Army’s Alaska-based 11th Airborne Division reportedly are on standby for possible deployment to Minnesota. That’s according to reports from NPR and other U.S. and inte...
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
ICE is not military. They are a militant wing of the TSA at best.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I wish that were mine, but I think referring to them as such is the way to go. They are a disgrace to any military branch and do not deserve the honors that go with it.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Real military swear an oath to protect The Constitution against enemies, foreign and domestic. The Gravy Seals promise to defend their rights to second helpings and bad trigger control.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Everyone in Memphis is reacting like they’re women on dating apps. “How many inches? No, not what you *think*. I need a ruler.”
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Jesus. Our moral authority is weakened everyday.
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Jane Haze @janehaze.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Reminder - if you take someone home with you at the bar tonight, you may be stuck with them until Tuesday. Hook up responsibly.
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