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Jane_Chef

@janechef.bsky.social
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they/she/it - enby cat game dev - 20s - ΘΔ

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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dedicated blocking and dodging mechanics in games just don't work, the best strategy is to run in the opposite direction. it's the only way btw when we were talking earlier you said that i was "more flight than fight" what did you mean by that
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's literally so fucked up when a wikipedia page for an animal has no picture, you're robbing me
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The bat, also known as the common mousefly, is a
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stinky opossum @stinkyopossum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
wtf is up with french pronouns
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i got john titor on speed dial
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i don't get why gen 2 of pokémon decided to make so many 1 stage and 2 stage pokémon with cool designs and then decided that for battles they should all just be straight up bad
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
charlie kirk died? i didn't know he was sick
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
coelacanths were like "nah i'm staying"
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i don't understand the mario horror people who keep trying to make "mario.exe but it's got good graphics" like i get it was the big original but it also sucked. "evil scary mario who kills because he's satan" does not get scarier with nes accurate colors and super pixel art animated vomitting
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❄Will❄ @willeternal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nature is so beautiful
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
they should make an infinite amount of all pokemon cards so that they lose all their market value
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i feel like a new smash bros would be kinda awkward because either it's gonna be like, "everyone is here... again" which just won't be as big as the first time around or it's gonna be "everyone is not here, sorry we couldn't get them all this time :/"
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
people will be like "ohhh the new rick and morty fell off, they had a lesbian selfcest episode" as if that's not gonna make me wanna get back into the show immediately
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
funny as hell going to the gym and seeing guys who don't do the full range of motion in their work-outs like, "yeah i go to the gym but i don't actually work out i just go there to jerk off all the machines"
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
the reason transfems are so good at running gimmick accounts is that we know a thing or two about being a gimmick
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Super Mario Bros: The oldest platformer you've never played.
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i respect fighting games but i don't agree with them
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
ironic that reddit, the site with the most annoying blockable userbase, has a really low limit for how many people you can block what's even the point then?
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
things are getting interesting...
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
i hope now that transfem jax tadc got confirmed that people will be more normal about transfem ralsei deltarune theory i also hope it gets confirmed tomorrow
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
all the f1 driver monster flavors have a taste that's very hard to define, with a hint of lemon
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
deltaroon soon
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
they should update minecraft stairs to have more steps just to fuck with everyone who uses them as chairs
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
my most embarrassing trait as a creative is that i suck at minecraft builds
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
panic! at the disco aka the panic au of "at the disco"
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
most iconic scene in breaking bad is when walter white has to choose between red phosphorus and blue phosphorus in his cook and his choice of blue phosphorus leads to his iconic blue meth
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
to think, elvis, the king of rocking roll, died on the throne 😔
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#1 daughter (of the stars) @janandoah.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
disgraced former samurai Windom Earle: おのれ Dale Cooper...how are you able to anticipate each of my mahjong moves with such precision?? Maybe it's time to enlist the help of a local mercenary... wandering ronin Leo Johnson, emerging from the treeline:
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
found out "comb" is not pronounced like "tomb"... no wonder i get funny looks when i talk about "cooming hair"
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
everyone had a payday crossover like 10 years ago
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
proof that aspartame is bad: according to youtube shorts, scientists have created an 'aspertane knife' which kills people if you stab them with it. still think you;-r soda is safe,? well..
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Zenith !!🧪⚠️ | ΘΔ |💚🌻 @pinyatamonster.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
#art i keep thinking abt the lil pears......
a fruit femme from lucid blocks with little paws, laying down and saying "Wawoo"
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
you can't just do regular educational video game content anymore, now you also have to make some kinda pun about jerking off every few minutes
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
love the term ivory tower. not only are you so far up your own ass that you're in a tower, that tower is also made of slaughtered elephants
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
fucked up that wolfenstein is not a game about werewolf frankenstein, you're fucking kidding me
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
mario was doing nothing today, march 10th MY ASS
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
*teaching americans about relationships* okay so imagine a game of baseball
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
they should make a balatro but for blackjack, i wanna win a round by hitting 21 aces in a row
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
i've stubbed my little toe so many times that at this point i don't even emote or yell i just sit like this
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
everyone wanted to be "the meme guy" in 2016
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
sometimes baba isn't even you, they're some other shit you don't even know the ramifications of yet
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
everyone in the main fighting cast of dragon ball has battle autism except for gohan who has regular autism
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
i think minecraft should add a dimension without death pits that erase all your items, might actually wanna go there
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
sad thing about university is that you're expected to be passionate about all the projects you do but due to the stress of deadlines and multiple courses at the same time it just kinda becomes a checklist where you're trying to fill in the bare minimum
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
fandoms be like "it's bad that this transfem theory is getting transphobic backlash, but I would NEVER EVER in a million years support this theory and also it's a headcanon not a theory and the people who post about the theory are ANNOYING BITCHES, but yeah the backlash is bad i'm not transphobic"
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
i love female characters who kill loads of people and are covered in blood and the narrative says it's all good
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
ice climbers is lost media now climate change melted it
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
fnaf lore is dumb as hell. let's introduce the bite of 87 and then next game reveal another different bite. let's make the killer purple in cutscenes, but no he's yellow in this one to make it less obvious, let's make his son literally purple actually. there are 10 dead kids now, all called Jeremy
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Jane_Chef @janechef.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
the nintendo gametoilet
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